“Yeah, but dwarves are to chewy for me, I prefer elf with barbecue sauce, preferably one that can use magic, gives it a certain je ne sais quoi”
"eh, elves are too tangy. dragonborn taste pretty great though."
“The best flavor out of all of them, hands down”
"especially with a side of halfling."
*theseus: LOOK THE OTHER WAY*
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ I kinda wish someone looks at our interactions on public threads like this and is like “what the fresh hecc have I stumbled into” ]]
*lol. Imagine someone just posting this conversation on the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain cult."*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Yeah, but dwarves are to chewy for me, I prefer elf with barbecue sauce, preferably one that can use magic, gives it a certain je ne sais quoi”
"eh, elves are too tangy. dragonborn taste pretty great though."
“The best flavor out of all of them, hands down”
"especially with a side of halfling."
*theseus: LOOK THE OTHER WAY*
[[ he’s like: don’t bring up satyrs please ]]
“ooh, and a kenku! Those taste just like chicken”
"But... have you ever tried Satyr? its just so flavorful."
*i imagine Satyr as orange chicken, because yes*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Yeah, but dwarves are to chewy for me, I prefer elf with barbecue sauce, preferably one that can use magic, gives it a certain je ne sais quoi”
"eh, elves are too tangy. dragonborn taste pretty great though."
“The best flavor out of all of them, hands down”
"especially with a side of halfling."
*theseus: LOOK THE OTHER WAY*
[[ he’s like: don’t bring up satyrs please ]]
“ooh, and a kenku! Those taste just like chicken”
"But... have you ever tried Satyr? its just so flavorful."
*i imagine Satyr as orange chicken, because yes*
[[… I taste like orange chicken apparently- noice ]]
”no- those were rare so doc never let me eat em, instead he ran tests on em or something”
"isn't there a satyr that works here? Knock yourself out."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*go ahead, i already have a Birb and am planning to make a serpentfolk.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ ok- he doesn’t care if people lie for some reason- apparently he’s a solar with very loose morals if that makes sense- eh just character design ig ]]
”it was… it- it made me happy”
*that is fine. Just very different from how I think angels should act*
"Good... So... um... how is being an angel?"
[[ well he’s also on vacation in my hb lore- that and he has no idea how he’s an angel, he expected to be in hell lmao ]]
*Got it. Might introduce my Angel character soon*
"How is being an angel?"
“Good- boring- I think since I’m relatively new I don’t get as much responsibility so-“ Myrn shrugs “I kinda just sit around all day since I don’t wanna talk to people much-“ he looks over at Lazarus “I like talking to you though”
"Thanks... it must be really boring then, to find a vampire a good buddy... um... So should we just talk or want to do some more stunts?"
“Do you wanna try ringing the bell?”
"Mmm... did you get hurt?"
“This time? No. The first time? Yes, I died, but the rope wasn’t secure.”
"Will you secure the rope?"
Myrn salutes “yessir”
"Mmm... sure." They say preparing to ring it
Myrn holds onto the rope and wrings it around the bell tower spire “it’s secure!”
They attempt to ring the bell
Myrn holds into the rope tightly
After they do it, he dusts himself off and turns to the angel. "How was it?"
Myrn gives him a thumbs up “perfection”
"Good. Want to talk as we walk back?"
“Sure- how’s being a vampire”
"Lonely and empty and I'm always starving. And being an angel is boring, right?"
“Sheesh- least I don’t have to eat- though I do miss food-“
"Its..." They pause for a while. "It has its bonuses. Although I make friends slowly, I also maintain my relationship longer. I'm immortal. I no longer need to eat, sleep, or drink. As for food, can't you eat some?" They say, before adding, "Oh and I don't have to worry about being feral, so that is a plus."
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“Yeah, but dwarves are to chewy for me, I prefer elf with barbecue sauce, preferably one that can use magic, gives it a certain je ne sais quoi”
"eh, elves are too tangy. dragonborn taste pretty great though."
“The best flavor out of all of them, hands down”
"especially with a side of halfling."
*theseus: LOOK THE OTHER WAY*
[[ he’s like: don’t bring up satyrs please ]]
“ooh, and a kenku! Those taste just like chicken”
"But... have you ever tried Satyr? its just so flavorful."
*i imagine Satyr as orange chicken, because yes*
[[… I taste like orange chicken apparently- noice ]]
”no- those were rare so doc never let me eat em, instead he ran tests on em or something”
"isn't there a satyr that works here? Knock yourself out."
“Nah man, he’s a warlock- I don’t wanna get my face burnt off”
*uhluhtc crying in the corner*
"oh, unfortunate."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Let me rephrase that, what are your active characters?*
[[ well- Myrn, obvi- uhm- I can yeet Apifite in here since ik his personality [[ basically a louder Theseus and slightly more mature sarren ]] and Araignée’s being cut off from alcohol ]]
Gwen waves.
Sarren walks over “you need something?”
"um.... a friend?"
His face lights up “I’ll be your friend!”
"Good... um... can you calm down?"
“Sorry-” he stops bouncing
"Its just... nothing. So, which parent was a dragon?"
“Mom’s a dragon”
"Mmm... Same. So... um... How is she?"
“She‘s good- my friend’s parents made her move though-“
"Oh..."
“Yeah- she lives in a mountain now. I still visit her when I can”
"Cool... Wish my parents were alive..."
“I’m sorry to hear that… whatcha drawing?”
"Some abstract stuff." They say, showing a wash of rainbow colors
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Let me rephrase that, what are your active characters?*
[[ well- Myrn, obvi- uhm- I can yeet Apifite in here since ik his personality [[ basically a louder Theseus and slightly more mature sarren ]] and Araignée’s being cut off from alcohol ]]
Gwen waves.
Sarren walks over “you need something?”
"um.... a friend?"
His face lights up “I’ll be your friend!”
"Good... um... can you calm down?"
“Sorry-” he stops bouncing
"Its just... nothing. So, which parent was a dragon?"
“Mom’s a dragon”
"Mmm... Same. So... um... How is she?"
“She‘s good- my friend’s parents made her move though-“
"Oh..."
“Yeah- she lives in a mountain now. I still visit her when I can”
"Cool... Wish my parents were alive..."
“I’m sorry to hear that… whatcha drawing?”
"Some abstract stuff." They say, showing a wash of rainbow colors
“It’s pretty”
[[ they completely ignored the pollen burst lmao ]]
[[ ok- he doesn’t care if people lie for some reason- apparently he’s a solar with very loose morals if that makes sense- eh just character design ig ]]
”it was… it- it made me happy”
*that is fine. Just very different from how I think angels should act*
"Good... So... um... how is being an angel?"
[[ well he’s also on vacation in my hb lore- that and he has no idea how he’s an angel, he expected to be in hell lmao ]]
*Got it. Might introduce my Angel character soon*
"How is being an angel?"
“Good- boring- I think since I’m relatively new I don’t get as much responsibility so-“ Myrn shrugs “I kinda just sit around all day since I don’t wanna talk to people much-“ he looks over at Lazarus “I like talking to you though”
"Thanks... it must be really boring then, to find a vampire a good buddy... um... So should we just talk or want to do some more stunts?"
“Do you wanna try ringing the bell?”
"Mmm... did you get hurt?"
“This time? No. The first time? Yes, I died, but the rope wasn’t secure.”
"Will you secure the rope?"
Myrn salutes “yessir”
"Mmm... sure." They say preparing to ring it
Myrn holds onto the rope and wrings it around the bell tower spire “it’s secure!”
They attempt to ring the bell
Myrn holds into the rope tightly
After they do it, he dusts himself off and turns to the angel. "How was it?"
Myrn gives him a thumbs up “perfection”
"Good. Want to talk as we walk back?"
“Sure- how’s being a vampire”
"Lonely and empty and I'm always starving. And being an angel is boring, right?"
“Sheesh- least I don’t have to eat- though I do miss food-“
"Its..." They pause for a while. "It has its bonuses. Although I make friends slowly, I also maintain my relationship longer. I'm immortal. I no longer need to eat, sleep, or drink. As for food, can't you eat some?" They say, before adding, "Oh and I don't have to worry about being feral, so that is a plus."
[[ to call someone a domestic housewife is to imply that there is a feral housewife ]]
Myrn sighs “I can eat food but I can’t taste it anymore and it sucks”
*Let me rephrase that, what are your active characters?*
[[ well- Myrn, obvi- uhm- I can yeet Apifite in here since ik his personality [[ basically a louder Theseus and slightly more mature sarren ]] and Araignée’s being cut off from alcohol ]]
Gwen waves.
Sarren walks over “you need something?”
"um.... a friend?"
His face lights up “I’ll be your friend!”
"Good... um... can you calm down?"
“Sorry-” he stops bouncing
"Its just... nothing. So, which parent was a dragon?"
“Mom’s a dragon”
"Mmm... Same. So... um... How is she?"
“She‘s good- my friend’s parents made her move though-“
"Oh..."
“Yeah- she lives in a mountain now. I still visit her when I can”
"Cool... Wish my parents were alive..."
“I’m sorry to hear that… whatcha drawing?”
"Some abstract stuff." They say, showing a wash of rainbow colors
“It’s pretty”
[[ they completely ignored the pollen burst lmao ]]
"Thanks! Do you draw?"
*???*
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“The best flavor out of all of them, hands down”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ I kinda wish someone looks at our interactions on public threads like this and is like “what the fresh hecc have I stumbled into” ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"especially with a side of halfling."
*theseus: LOOK THE OTHER WAY*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*lol. Imagine someone just posting this conversation on the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain cult."*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ he’s like: don’t bring up satyrs please ]]
“ooh, and a kenku! Those taste just like chicken”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ I would absolutely love that lmao ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"But... have you ever tried Satyr? its just so flavorful."
*i imagine Satyr as orange chicken, because yes*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[… I taste like orange chicken apparently- noice ]]
”no- those were rare so doc never let me eat em, instead he ran tests on em or something”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ I now wanna make bee born as an hb race ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"isn't there a satyr that works here? Knock yourself out."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*go ahead, i already have a Birb and am planning to make a serpentfolk.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Nah man, he’s a warlock- I don’t wanna get my face burnt off”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Its..." They pause for a while. "It has its bonuses. Although I make friends slowly, I also maintain my relationship longer. I'm immortal. I no longer need to eat, sleep, or drink. As for food, can't you eat some?" They say, before adding, "Oh and I don't have to worry about being feral, so that is a plus."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*uhluhtc crying in the corner*
"oh, unfortunate."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Some abstract stuff." They say, showing a wash of rainbow colors
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ I have a hard time making em qwq plus I can’t rn since I’m lazy- I’ll probly make it tomorrow tho ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“It’s pretty”
[[ they completely ignored the pollen burst lmao ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ to call someone a domestic housewife is to imply that there is a feral housewife ]]
Myrn sighs “I can eat food but I can’t taste it anymore and it sucks”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ Theseus laughing because 6/5 more days til Lysander returns ]]
”yeah- maybe I can find a wild one soon-“
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Thanks! Do you draw?"
*???*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now