Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
*pal, it’s not a suicide mission for you. It’s a suicide mission for me.*
*Bruh he's level 8 😭 he's gonna die*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She smiles "Thats the easiest way to visit it. Or any world"
"You can visit other worlds? What's a world?"
"Think of it as.. A place distant and different from where youve been"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
She smiles "Thats the easiest way to visit it. Or any world"
"You can visit other worlds? What's a world?"
"Think of it as.. A place distant and different from where youve been"
"Wow... I wish I could see another world. That would be pretty cool." Calder clearly does not understand that he's on a different world than his original one.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
*pal, it’s not a suicide mission for you. It’s a suicide mission for me.*
*Bruh he's level 8 😭 he's gonna die*
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
“Normal human person? As opposed to what?” She examines the coin. “And yes, for free.” She offers him a second flask from her belt.
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
*HIS HOUND IS CR 3 WDYM*
*And you can have escape plans like your characters can teleport out 😭 Caiman can't or he'll die*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
She smiles "Thats the easiest way to visit it. Or any world"
"You can visit other worlds? What's a world?"
"Think of it as.. A place distant and different from where youve been"
"Wow... I wish I could see another world. That would be pretty cool." Calder clearly does not understand that he's on a different world than his original one.
"Why dont we step outside?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
“Normal human person? As opposed to what?” She examines the coin. “And yes, for free.” She offers him a second flask from her belt.
"Umm... not normal human people coins.." He takes it and pours it out on his head. "What are you?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
*HIS HOUND IS CR 3 WDYM*
*And you can have escape plans like your characters can teleport out 😭 Caiman can't or he'll die*
*you think Steph hasn’t thought of that :P and it’s literally a mount he has so much mobility he could just make it dash all day while spamming Eldritch blast*
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
“Normal human person? As opposed to what?” She examines the coin. “And yes, for free.” She offers him a second flask from her belt.
"Umm... not normal human people coins.." He takes it and pours it out on his head. "What are you?"
She looks even more confused at his strange behaviour. “I’m an elf. A warrior.”
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
"You don't understand. It was gifted to me."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She smiles "Thats the easiest way to visit it. Or any world"
"You can visit other worlds? What's a world?"
"Think of it as.. A place distant and different from where youve been"
"Wow... I wish I could see another world. That would be pretty cool." Calder clearly does not understand that he's on a different world than his original one.
"Why dont we step outside?"
"Sure!" Calder goes outside and just stands there. "The air feels weird. What country are we in again?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
"You don't understand. It was gifted to me."
*I could solve this whole problem by having Obadiah make him some armour but he’s been stuck in PMs for nearly TWO YEARS*
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
*HIS HOUND IS CR 3 WDYM*
*And you can have escape plans like your characters can teleport out 😭 Caiman can't or he'll die*
*you think Steph hasn’t thought of that :P and it’s literally a mount he has so much mobility he could just make it dash all day while spamming Eldritch blast*
*Steph won't cancel out all failsafes and you don't have to come*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
"You don't understand. It was gifted to me."
"By who?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
*HIS HOUND IS CR 3 WDYM*
*And you can have escape plans like your characters can teleport out 😭 Caiman can't or he'll die*
*you think Steph hasn’t thought of that :P and it’s literally a mount he has so much mobility he could just make it dash all day while spamming Eldritch blast*
*Steph won't cancel out all failsafes and you don't have to come*
*EVEN IF I DON’T STEPH HAS SEEN THREE OF MY TEN CHARACTER SHEETS HE’LL HAVE COUNTERS TO EVERYTHING WHENEVER I USE MY EVIL VILLAIN CHARACTERS*
“That’s.. impressive.” She is slightly overwhelmed by the Kite-esque enthusiasm. “I bought it. From a shop. Ages ago.”
"You wanna trade?" He holds up his weapon. He also clearly has no concept of value.
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
“Normal human person? As opposed to what?” She examines the coin. “And yes, for free.” She offers him a second flask from her belt.
"Umm... not normal human people coins.." He takes it and pours it out on his head. "What are you?"
She looks even more confused at his strange behaviour. “I’m an elf. A warrior.”
"Cool! I'm a mammal!" He makes the same dumb smile. "My name's Calder."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Caiman grits his teeth. "I lost my armor. To some dumb[100000 gp I really want to use colorful language but can't]. And now I have to go on a suicide mission to get it back."
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
"You don't understand. It was gifted to me."
"By who?"
"Someone powerful that will kill me if I don't bring it back in one piece."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*Bruh he's level 8 😭 he's gonna die*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Think of it as.. A place distant and different from where youve been"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“That looks magical. This flask is not magical. That also appears to be your only weapon. No, thank you.” She smiles politely. “I could give you a flask, however.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Wow... I wish I could see another world. That would be pretty cool." Calder clearly does not understand that he's on a different world than his original one.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*he has a pet hellhound and Steph said it would be equivalent threat to all party members gngnhgnghgn so my 18th level ancestry barb will be in as much danger as your eight level hexblade but not really because everyone just casts dominate person on barbarians aghghhghghgh*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"For free?!" He gasps. "Are you sure? I have.. normal human person coins." He puts a gold piece down, from a world she doesn't recognize.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Normal human person? As opposed to what?” She examines the coin. “And yes, for free.” She offers him a second flask from her belt.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*HIS HOUND IS CR 3 WDYM*
*And you can have escape plans like your characters can teleport out 😭 Caiman can't or he'll die*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Caiman.. Do you just need new armor? I can get you some..."
"Why dont we step outside?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Umm... not normal human people coins.." He takes it and pours it out on his head. "What are you?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*you think Steph hasn’t thought of that :P and it’s literally a mount he has so much mobility he could just make it dash all day while spamming Eldritch blast*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
She looks even more confused at his strange behaviour. “I’m an elf. A warrior.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"You don't understand. It was gifted to me."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sure!" Calder goes outside and just stands there. "The air feels weird. What country are we in again?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I could solve this whole problem by having Obadiah make him some armour but he’s been stuck in PMs for nearly TWO YEARS*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Steph won't cancel out all failsafes and you don't have to come*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"By who?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*EVEN IF I DON’T STEPH HAS SEEN THREE OF MY TEN CHARACTER SHEETS HE’LL HAVE COUNTERS TO EVERYTHING WHENEVER I USE MY EVIL VILLAIN CHARACTERS*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Cool! I'm a mammal!" He makes the same dumb smile. "My name's Calder."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Someone powerful that will kill me if I don't bring it back in one piece."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ