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galax walks in and sits down at a table, ordering a coffee
*Joe conjures a fantasy coffee at Galax’s table.
Joe: That will be 3 copper pieces
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
galax walks in and sits down at a table, ordering a coffee
*Joe conjures a fantasy coffee at Galax’s table.
Joe: That will be 3 copper pieces
"i own this place, i give you your pay roll"
Joe: oh yeah. Sorry, I was just soooo excited to start work, I forgot.
**This is sarcasm**
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
galax walks in and sits down at a table, ordering a coffee
*Joe conjures a fantasy coffee at Galax’s table.
Joe: That will be 3 copper pieces
"i own this place, i give you your pay roll"
Joe: oh yeah. Sorry, I was just soooo excited to start work, I forgot.
**This is sarcasm**
*i get that, feel free to do whatever you want, its in the rules*
**Just putting that there to be certain. This is text, so it can be hard to sense tones**
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
galax gets up, throws the coffee mug at the bartender then goes to his room
28
*Joe counter spells it, causing the mug to blip out of existence
*not going to argue against that cus i have to go, anyone else will point out that its a nat 20 so it hits no matter what*
Good bye
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
You hear the floorboards creak as a large figure, easily over eight feet tall, walks across the room towards you. The figure appears to be a troll, adorned in chef's whites and with a backpack full of what looks to be cooking utensils slung over his back.
"Greetings! I was told I could find work here, and I believe I could be of service."
He holds out one enormous hand to shake towards you, accidentally knocking over a drink placed on the table nearby. Luckily, it's empty and harmlessly clatters onto the ground.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You hear the floorboards creak as a large figure, easily over eight feet tall, walks across the room towards you. The figure appears to be a troll, adorned in chef's whites and with a backpack full of what looks to be cooking utensils slung over his back.
"Greetings! I was told I could find work here, and I believe I could be of service."
He holds out one enormous hand to shake towards you, accidentally knocking over a drink placed on the table nearby. Luckily, it's empty and harmlessly clatters onto the ground.
"hi my name is Galax, the owner of this tavern, may i see your job aplication?"
this is a tavern with few rules
1) no swearing
2) keep it safe for work
3) go easy on the gore
4) you can do anything else you want
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
its a quite day in the tavern
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I call dibs on barkeep.
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
*okay*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*A grumpy tiefling wizard walks into the bar wearing a barkeeper’s outfit.*
Joe: Another day, another copper piece. They really need to come up with a better saying than that.
*Joe flips the sign that says open, walks behind the counter, and conjures himself up a cup of fantasy coffee*
Joe: let this crazy bar… open!
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
galax walks in and sits down at a table, ordering a coffee
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Joe conjures a fantasy coffee at Galax’s table.
Joe: That will be 3 copper pieces
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
"i own this place, i give you your pay roll"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Joe: oh yeah. Sorry, I was just soooo excited to start work, I forgot.
**This is sarcasm**
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
*i get that, feel free to do whatever you want, its in the rules*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
**Just putting that there to be certain. This is text, so it can be hard to sense tones**
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
galax gets up, throws the coffee mug at the bartender then goes to his room
28
4
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*going like soooo makes it obvious*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Joe counter spells it, causing the mug to blip out of existence
Joe: Nice throw
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
*not going to argue against that cus i have to go, anyone else will point out that its a nat 20 so it hits no matter what*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Good bye
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
You hear the floorboards creak as a large figure, easily over eight feet tall, walks across the room towards you. The figure appears to be a troll, adorned in chef's whites and with a backpack full of what looks to be cooking utensils slung over his back.
"Greetings! I was told I could find work here, and I believe I could be of service."
He holds out one enormous hand to shake towards you, accidentally knocking over a drink placed on the table nearby. Luckily, it's empty and harmlessly clatters onto the ground.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"wheres your aplication?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"hi my name is Galax, the owner of this tavern, may i see your job aplication?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Ah, yes. Let me see.... There it is!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)