I am currently creating a homebrew world for a potential campaign. (It probably won't be finished until 5.5 or even 6, but who knows?) One of the 21 species is named the Grasgord. They are infernal, but not necessarily evil, and due to being created as a contingency plan by Mammon, they love money and business to a fault - to the point that everything is run by a different corporation, and everything is privatised. Now I face a dilemma: aside from one, all of the corporations, or firms as they're called, have pun names based on combinations of people's names. I have a few, but I need help with others. See if you can make a firm I haven't thought of yet, and give it a fun name!
Here's what I have so far:
Mogul & Tycoon Industries (the political department, the owner of all other firms, and the only non-pun name of the lot)
The Law Firm (courtroom) of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe (of course)
The Law Enforcement Firm (police, forensics) of Seese & deSiss
The Criminal Firm of Stan & deLivvar (crime is legal, but people are put off it because criminals pay 5 times as much tax)
The Financial Firm (banking, insurance) of Godwater, Norful, Ripov & Cheet
The Military Firm of Boots, Boots, Boots, Boots, March, Nupp & Downigen (Rudyard Kipling reference)
The Welfare Firm of Smothers, Baybiz & Cackles (not an actual firm, just a front for the Grasgord branch of an apocalypse cult)
The Charity Firm of Faith, Hope & Love (because no individual is defined solely by their culture. Some Grasgords are quite generous. Also serves as the actual welfare firm)
The Medical Firm of Haykes & Paynes
The Construction Firm of Blagget, Bodgit & Scarper (British slang for talk it up, half-ass it and run away)
The Adventuring Firm (adventurer's guild) of Howe, Dewey, Dewit & Liv (the same Howe and Dewey from the Law Firm; became adventurers after they sold their positions)
Here's some things I need names for:
The Entertainment Firm (alcohol, drugs, sex, music)
The Belief Firm (religion - they worship the God of Commerce)
Any helpful feedback would be appreciated!
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
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I am currently creating a homebrew world for a potential campaign. (It probably won't be finished until 5.5 or even 6, but who knows?) One of the 21 species is named the Grasgord. They are infernal, but not necessarily evil, and due to being created as a contingency plan by Mammon, they love money and business to a fault - to the point that everything is run by a different corporation, and everything is privatised. Now I face a dilemma: aside from one, all of the corporations, or firms as they're called, have pun names based on combinations of people's names. I have a few, but I need help with others. See if you can make a firm I haven't thought of yet, and give it a fun name!
Here's what I have so far:
Here's some things I need names for:
Any helpful feedback would be appreciated!
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!