Description: She is an average looking western female in her early mid-life. She wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with brown lining and desert motifs. She wears her brown hair up. Her gray eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: She is a sleazy, sleazy gal. She has no qualms about using her powers of suggestion to get people to do what she wants. She passes on several rewards to people in need. She makes a point to leave places better than she found them.
History: Her father raised her in a mountain cabin. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Spice Merchant for the past few years.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg; and she is content
Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He wears a fancy white suit. His copper crest has been sun bleached extensively. His eyes are gold.
Personality: This man loves writing and to teach people writing more than just about anything. He is able to fit into much smaller and tighter spaces than normal.
History: Born in the east his family was never financially stable. Over the years he perfected his riding and shooting skills. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.
Motivation: Meet up once more with his childhood friend; and obtaining odd cultural dragonborn artifacts is his passion
Description: He wears an entirely tan suit with black socks and a vest with buckled shoes. He has a moderate pudge and is not very fit. His auburn hair is matted, messy, and big. His eyes are brown.
Personality: He will rave to anyone who will listen. He refers to his adoptive father for almost all things he is unsure about, which are numerous. He is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His parents divorced when he was young, and his father gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his father, who blamed him for driving them apart. He struck the Server job and began his own company from there.
Motivation: To get a good night's sleep; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage
Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Antagonistic, Insomniac. Bonds: Family, Job. Occupation: Server
Voice: Booming voice
Attributes
Kâka Alston, Male Half-Orc Druid 3 Medium (5'3") Half-Orc, Neutral Good (CR 3) Armor Class 10 Hit Points 17 (3d8) Speed 30 ft.
Description: She is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. She carries with her a set of flails on her belt, each one with a sapphire on the hilt. She has dyed her greying white crest a little too much giving a sharp white color. Her eyes are likewise gold. Her teeth are white and perfect.
Personality: She is intelligent and cunning, but she will too often allow her rage to get the better of her. She will lose her cool and rely on brute force to carry the day. She can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious western family, she was no stranger to responsibility. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She became a plane-shifter, and is stopping over on this plane for a brief visit.
Motivation: She has passion for adventuring and risk; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever
Description: She is an average looking western female in her early mid-life. She wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with brown lining and desert motifs. She wears her brown hair up. Her gray eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: She is a sleazy, sleazy gal. She has no qualms about using her powers of suggestion to get people to do what she wants. She passes on several rewards to people in need. She makes a point to leave places better than she found them.
History: Her father raised her in a mountain cabin. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Spice Merchant for the past few years.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg; and she is content
Description: This tall, slender man is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. His auburn hair is smooth and relatively long. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.
Personality: He misses his glory days as an athlete. He does not mind his job, but it is boring in comparison. He is skeptical of what others tell him and is slow to trust.
History: He got into the Ploughman business at a young age. His father was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Ploughman.
Motivation: His spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion; and doesn't want to be a ploughman and was forced into it by his family
LOL PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANGRY IM TRYING TO BECOME THE SPIDER QUEEN
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
LOL PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANGRY IM TRYING TO BECOME THE SPIDER QUEEN
All hail the new Queen of the Spiders! lol
At least one person thinks I would make an (okay) queen
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
(If needed I have proof that I'm a nerd- I once spent two hours arguing over the nerd/geek definition thing)
Hello, JosephVidar! I would be pleased to let you into the land of dorks and nerds. Do you want to be a nerdling or a dorkling?
Nerdling.
My friend is a geek - can he join?
Sure! What's his username?
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
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Irann Nailo, Female Elf
Personal
Description: She is an average looking western female in her early mid-life. She wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with brown lining and desert motifs. She wears her brown hair up. Her gray eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: She is a sleazy, sleazy gal. She has no qualms about using her powers of suggestion to get people to do what she wants. She passes on several rewards to people in need. She makes a point to leave places better than she found them.
History: Her father raised her in a mountain cabin. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Spice Merchant for the past few years.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg; and she is content
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Attractive, Nature, Job. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes
Medium (4'9") Elf, Neutral Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 35 (4d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +2 / 1d10+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Minor magic item.
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Heskan Norixius, Male Dragonborn
Personal
Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He wears a fancy white suit. His copper crest has been sun bleached extensively. His eyes are gold.
Personality: This man loves writing and to teach people writing more than just about anything. He is able to fit into much smaller and tighter spaces than normal.
History: Born in the east his family was never financially stable. Over the years he perfected his riding and shooting skills. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.
Motivation: Meet up once more with his childhood friend; and obtaining odd cultural dragonborn artifacts is his passion
Ideals: Artistic, Gifted. Bonds: Attractive, Poor, Nature, Adventurer. Occupation: Herbalist
Voice: Raspy
Attributes
Medium (6'5") Dragonborn, Neutral Good (CR 9)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 83 (9d10)
Speed 30 ft.
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 3d4+2, Ranged +5 / 3d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 120 pp. Aquamarine (800 gp). Deep blue spinel (800 gp). Silver pearl (100 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Kâka Alston, Male Half-Orc
Personal
Description: He wears an entirely tan suit with black socks and a vest with buckled shoes. He has a moderate pudge and is not very fit. His auburn hair is matted, messy, and big. His eyes are brown.
Personality: He will rave to anyone who will listen. He refers to his adoptive father for almost all things he is unsure about, which are numerous. He is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His parents divorced when he was young, and his father gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his father, who blamed him for driving them apart. He struck the Server job and began his own company from there.
Motivation: To get a good night's sleep; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage
Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Antagonistic, Insomniac. Bonds: Family, Job. Occupation: Server
Voice: Booming voice
Attributes
Medium (5'3") Half-Orc, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 17 (3d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d8+3, Ranged +2 / 1d8+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Nuthra Jerynomonis, Female Dragonborn
Personal
Description: She is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. She carries with her a set of flails on her belt, each one with a sapphire on the hilt. She has dyed her greying white crest a little too much giving a sharp white color. Her eyes are likewise gold. Her teeth are white and perfect.
Personality: She is intelligent and cunning, but she will too often allow her rage to get the better of her. She will lose her cool and rely on brute force to carry the day. She can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious western family, she was no stranger to responsibility. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She became a plane-shifter, and is stopping over on this plane for a brief visit.
Motivation: She has passion for adventuring and risk; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever
Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Religious, Adventurer. Occupation: Banker
Voice: Squeaky
Attributes
Medium (6'4") Dragonborn, Neutral Good (CR 7)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 57 (7d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d8+1, Ranged +4 / 2d8+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 1200 gp. Chrysoprase (80 gp). Alexandrite (200 gp). Violet garnet (200 gp).
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Thanks! DarkFXY for helping me be the best nerd I can be!
Nerdling
If you need more you can tell me
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Maybe give her Persuasion too? (Based on the second sentence of her history.) Just a thought.
made a new one:
Theobald Ridley, Male Human
Personal
Description: This tall, slender man is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. His auburn hair is smooth and relatively long. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.
Personality: He misses his glory days as an athlete. He does not mind his job, but it is boring in comparison. He is skeptical of what others tell him and is slow to trust.
History: He got into the Ploughman business at a young age. His father was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Ploughman.
Motivation: His spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion; and doesn't want to be a ploughman and was forced into it by his family
Ideals: Athletic, Persistence. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Family. Occupation: Ploughman
Voice: Ums and uhs a lot
Attributes
Medium (5'8") Human, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 9 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Terran
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +5 / 1d4+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: Just what you see.
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
LOL PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANGRY IM TRYING TO BECOME THE SPIDER QUEEN
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
All hail the new Queen of the Spiders! lol
At least one person thinks I would make an (okay) queen
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Nerdling.
My friend is a geek - can he join?
I don't know enough about you to know, but I'd say you'd do fine.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
I would be happy to serve under you minty. I am a loyal subject to the spider queen.
All hail the new Spider Queen Minty. I am but a humble assassin under your rule.
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
A new spider queen with minty wintergreen fresh breath lol
🕷👑
i am a human being.
*bows* thank you, thank you, future subjects!
I'm so glad I have followers!
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Sure! What's his username?
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I would like to announce that the following four Nerdlings shall be promoted to Elusive Nerds!
E_L_L_I_O_T_T, with the humble yet mighty power of all norkind, I hereby promote you to an Elusive Nerd!
DarkFXY, with the humble yet mighty power of all norkind, I hereby promote you to an Elusive Nerd!
Nautical_Woods, with the humble yet mighty power of all norkind, I hereby promote you to an Elusive Nerd!
PenelopeTheWeaver, with the humble yet mighty power of all norkind, I hereby promote you to an Elusive Dork!
Congratulations!
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.