I have seen the "attempt" at my throne by a certain Minty person.... and I am not amused. They ran an election against me while I was on vacation for a week and entirely unable to react: That's no way to run any sort of election. Anyway, here's the main two reasons why I'm creating this post.
My first reason is to address that I will be opening a REAL election poll soon (I don't have a set date in mind, but if I do, I'll post it here), one where it ISN'T a one-sided charade. The rules for the election are as follows:
The Candidates (Minty and myself) are unable to vote in this election, for obvious reasons.
No bribery, threats, or blackmailing for the purpose of changing one's vote from either party.
If there is a tie in the votes, we shall all revote. If we end up with a tie again, a coin-flip is in order to decide the winner.
Voting will ONLY be allowed on the day that the poll is posted and the day prior. The poll will be locked afterwards, if possible (this is one of my first polls like this.)
Of course, both sides be nice and play fair: This is a fair election. No more scummy tricks, Minty.
My second reason for posting this is to list some reasons why I think I should win. Yes, this may seem biased (and it may unintentionally end up being so), but the information below is fact-checked. So, without further ado, here's the info:
Yvonne has fought in the Jerry Wars, and has supervised the construction of hundreds of machines. She is a skilled engineer and has singlehandedly designed numerous different machines that assisted her in battle: These include the R.A.A.I.Es, Anahita, and the majority of the foot soldiers in the Draedon Legion.
SpiderQueenYvonne has run two Taverns in the past: The Brimstone Tavern, and the Kingdom's Edge Inn, while running the Spider Guild simultaneously.
Yvonne is a skilled leader, and the Spider Guild has made many scientific, engineering, and arcanological breakthroughs under her rule: These include, but are not limited to Silksteel, the Weeping Death plant, and rituals that allow the transformation into an Arachne.
Yvonne has helped majorly in the creation of Gamer_Thirteen's custom world, Tanmar, as well as started the creation of her own custom world Davendria.
And that's all I've got so far. I'll see you in the ballots, Minty: May the best queen reign.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Fellow arachnids, nerds, dorks, humanoids, and cephalopods,
'Tis true, I, Queen MintyGreenGirl21 (Minty), am running against the esteemed Spider Queen Yvonne as the true Spider Queen (or Arachnid Queen).
While I have only been a member of Dnd Beyond for 6 and half months, I have done quite a few things in that timespan:
-I've founded smaller groups such as DnD Lovers Garden and a couple of PBPs like DnD But You're the Dragon. -I'm the queen of the Cult of Nerds and Dorks (don't worry, I'm trying to get it into the grand alliance!)
While my "resume" is a lot shorter and not quite as good as Queen Yvonne's (I admit it!), if you have any question just ask me. I'm totally chill :)
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
I understand my error in assuming you had ill intentions, and I'm sorry. Hopefully we can reach a non-competitive resolution?
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
I understand my error in assuming you had ill intentions, and I'm sorry. Hopefully we can reach a non-competitive resolution?
Possibly... but I'm sorry, I don't fully trust you just yet. I saw the PM and I'm considering it. I have not decided yet. I'm slightly skeptic with all the past events that have happened so far. We can call the Cult of Nerds and Dorks and The Spider Guild, aka me and you, in a current neutral state. Just remember that war is possible, and while it is not the ideal situation, it is still a possibility.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
"I will fight to the end, no matter how many sacrifices we must make or how hopeless the situation seems. DOWN WITH YVONNE!!!! Oh, and Yvonne, enjoy your influence and power, it won't last long." -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
I understand my error in assuming you had ill intentions, and I'm sorry. Hopefully we can reach a non-competitive resolution?
Possibly... but I'm sorry, I don't fully trust you just yet. I saw the PM and I'm considering it. I have not decided yet. I'm slightly skeptic with all the past events that have happened so far. We can call the Cult of Nerds and Dorks and The Spider Guild, aka me and you, in a current neutral state. Just remember that war is possible, and while it is not the ideal situation, it is still a possibility.
Understood. I do not wish to fight with anyone: The Spider Guild has seen enough conflict for now. I only intend on continuing to run the Spider Guild, and have no intentions of interfering with the plans of any other cults. That being said, we fill fight if our survival depends on it. If a war is on the horizon, we will not be the ones to start it. You have my word.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I will fight to the end, no matter how many sacrifices we must make or how hopeless the situation seems. DOWN WITH YVONNE!!!! Oh, and Yvonne, enjoy your influence and power, it won't last long." -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Is this some attempt at intimidation? How quaint.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
I understand my error in assuming you had ill intentions, and I'm sorry. Hopefully we can reach a non-competitive resolution?
Possibly... but I'm sorry, I don't fully trust you just yet. I saw the PM and I'm considering it. I have not decided yet. I'm slightly skeptic with all the past events that have happened so far. We can call the Cult of Nerds and Dorks and The Spider Guild, aka me and you, in a current neutral state. Just remember that war is possible, and while it is not the ideal situation, it is still a possibility.
Understood. I do not wish to fight with anyone: The Spider Guild has seen enough conflict for now. I only intend on continuing to run the Spider Guild, and have no intentions of interfering with the plans of any other cults. That being said, we fill fight if our survival depends on it. If a war is on the horizon, we will not be the ones to start it. You have my word.
Very well. I wish not to share the thrones, so it might mean war. I will start a war with the Spider Guild if needed. I am destined to be the Duel Queen of both Nerds and Spiders.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
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A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
My answer to this war: Co-Queenship. I mean, if you two worked together, you'd be a supercult. You might even be able to look at the Tolkien club and not quiver in your boots at its enormity.
~ Someone with zero association with anything happening right now, brought by "You can safely ignore this" productions
A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
Honestly? Same, I also hope I have more than one alliance. It'd be mortifying if I didn't. No wait, stronger word. Uh. Mortifyerriblastic.
My goodness you're actually running against us as well?
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
~ Someone with zero association with anything happening right now, brought by "You can safely ignore this" productions
A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
Honestly? Same, I also hope I have more than one alliance. It'd be mortifying if I didn't. No wait, stronger word. Uh. Mortifyerriblastic.
I have a question. Do you have ferrets?
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~ Someone with zero association with anything happening right now, brought by "You can safely ignore this" productions
A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
Honestly? Same, I also hope I have more than one alliance. It'd be mortifying if I didn't. No wait, stronger word. Uh. Mortifyerriblastic.
I have a question. Do you have ferrets?
Um. No. Do you?
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
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I have seen the "attempt" at my throne by a certain Minty person.... and I am not amused. They ran an election against me while I was on vacation for a week and entirely unable to react: That's no way to run any sort of election. Anyway, here's the main two reasons why I'm creating this post.
My first reason is to address that I will be opening a REAL election poll soon (I don't have a set date in mind, but if I do, I'll post it here), one where it ISN'T a one-sided charade. The rules for the election are as follows:
My second reason for posting this is to list some reasons why I think I should win. Yes, this may seem biased (and it may unintentionally end up being so), but the information below is fact-checked. So, without further ado, here's the info:
And that's all I've got so far. I'll see you in the ballots, Minty: May the best queen reign.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Is the poll open to everyone, or just Spider Guild members?
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
Fellow arachnids, nerds, dorks, humanoids, and cephalopods,
'Tis true, I, Queen MintyGreenGirl21 (Minty), am running against the esteemed Spider Queen Yvonne as the true Spider Queen (or Arachnid Queen).
While I have only been a member of Dnd Beyond for 6 and half months, I have done quite a few things in that timespan:
-I've founded smaller groups such as DnD Lovers Garden and a couple of PBPs like DnD But You're the Dragon.
-I'm the queen of the Cult of Nerds and Dorks (don't worry, I'm trying to get it into the grand alliance!)
While my "resume" is a lot shorter and not quite as good as Queen Yvonne's (I admit it!), if you have any question just ask me. I'm totally chill :)
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Note: Just making it clear that I was not trying to run against you while you were on vacation! I was only announcing that I wanted to become queen and I set up a poll to get a sense of what the community liked (which I to 50/50 on anyways.) Half hated me and half loved me. I'm ready whenever you are Yvonne!
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Possibly! We shall consider it.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I understand my error in assuming you had ill intentions, and I'm sorry. Hopefully we can reach a non-competitive resolution?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Possibly... but I'm sorry, I don't fully trust you just yet. I saw the PM and I'm considering it. I have not decided yet. I'm slightly skeptic with all the past events that have happened so far. We can call the Cult of Nerds and Dorks and The Spider Guild, aka me and you, in a current neutral state. Just remember that war is possible, and while it is not the ideal situation, it is still a possibility.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
"I will fight to the end, no matter how many sacrifices we must make or how hopeless the situation seems. DOWN WITH YVONNE!!!! Oh, and Yvonne, enjoy your influence and power, it won't last long." -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Understood. I do not wish to fight with anyone: The Spider Guild has seen enough conflict for now. I only intend on continuing to run the Spider Guild, and have no intentions of interfering with the plans of any other cults. That being said, we fill fight if our survival depends on it. If a war is on the horizon, we will not be the ones to start it. You have my word.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Is this some attempt at intimidation? How quaint.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yo gents, if you don't like either vote me :p
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Very well. I wish not to share the thrones, so it might mean war. I will start a war with the Spider Guild if needed. I am destined to be the Duel Queen of both Nerds and Spiders.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
My answer to this war: Co-Queenship. I mean, if you two worked together, you'd be a supercult. You might even be able to look at the Tolkien club and not quiver in your boots at its enormity.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Honestly? Same, I also hope I have more than one alliance. It'd be mortifying if I didn't. No wait, stronger word. Uh. Mortifyerriblastic.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
It'd me morbin'fying if you didn't
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
My goodness you're actually running against us as well?
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I have a question. Do you have ferrets?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Um. No. Do you?
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.