As a person who has been excommunicated from the cult of SPaG worshippers several times for my incorrect usage of grammatical rules I have decided to create a place where those who the leaders of SPaG declare to be heathens may mount a holy crusade against their unflinching rules about Spelling, Puncuation, and Grammer
Deus Vult, may the miscommunications begin.
Enimies of our new sovereign Nation:
- Whoever created speech - People who laugh because of typos - Anyone who follows SPaG as if it is a way of life and not just a way of properly communicating with others
Worship of the Text Speakers will face eternity in the hells of miscommunication. Consider yourself warned, you will face reckoning with the SPaG Lords before the end.
Thy art in violation of the sacred agreements that protect these halls. For the sins thee hast committed by threatening a members colon the only fitting punishment would be a removal of thy liver without anesthetic
As the one member I agree with this punishment and therefore the vote is unanimous.
I'm an apostrophe I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased And when I am deceased At least I go down to the grave and die happily
Seriously you guys? You're so petty. I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here. SPaG forever!
Seriously you guys? You're so petty. I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here. SPaG forever!
Thank you! SPaG is very important.
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I have been pulled up for grammar on the forums many a time, because I speed type because of the lack of time I can spend on the forums. Down with grammar supporters!
... Great. Now we have another war breaking out. I use SPaG sometimes. Just not always. As long as the text gets the point across, then [shrug]. Plus..... Can both sides agree the english language is weird?
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Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
You have no power here. Go back to the shadows from whence thy came. SPaG shall reign supreme.
And don't you forget it.
I don't want a war, but don't expect me to back own. You can either take back what you said about Brits and non-punctuates and we can forget this, Or you don't let it go and this carries on, which no one wants...
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Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Seriously you guys? You're so petty. I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here. SPaG forever!
Then use the British version if you want. It will still get the point across and only annoy some of the Americans.
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I'm an apostrophe I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased And when I am deceased At least I go down to the grave and die happily
... Great. Now we have another war breaking out. I use SPaG sometimes. Just not always. As long as the text gets the point across, then [shrug]. Plus..... Can both sides agree the english language is weird?
Yes. Yes, we can.
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AKA: The Club of Anti-Grammer
As a person who has been excommunicated from the cult of SPaG worshippers several times for my incorrect usage of grammatical rules I have decided to create a place where those who the leaders of SPaG declare to be heathens may mount a holy crusade against their unflinching rules about Spelling, Puncuation, and Grammer
Deus Vult, may the miscommunications begin.
Enimies of our new sovereign Nation:
- Whoever created speech
- People who laugh because of typos
- Anyone who follows SPaG as if it is a way of life and not just a way of properly communicating with others
Public Enemy Numero Uno:
- John Dilinger
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Worship of the Text Speakers will face eternity in the hells of miscommunication. Consider yourself warned, you will face reckoning with the SPaG Lords before the end.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
So a member of SPaG shows their face in these sacred halls. And I say to you, so be it
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
And I says to you that you've forgotten a full stop. But for a lazy typer your grammar is pretty good, false devil.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
And I say to thee that although the sentence has no period the stop is implied by a lack of continuation
I should probably stop talking like an person from the olden' days since it hurts my brain to think that hard
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Thou art in violation of the Sacred Commandments of Punctuation. For such sins, the customary punishment is the removal of your colon.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
Thy art in violation of the sacred agreements that protect these halls. For the sins thee hast committed by threatening a members colon the only fitting punishment would be a removal of thy liver without anesthetic
As the one member I agree with this punishment and therefore the vote is unanimous.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
You have no power here. Go back to the shadows from whence thy came. SPaG shall reign supreme.
And don't you forget it.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
Back to the shadows with the other Emos? No please, I just got out
Why don't you go back over to your supposed "Properly Grammatical Speakers" of your preferred language
Also, maybe I will forget it, short memory
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
this sounds mildly interesting im in
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see
I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe
And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased
And when I am deceased
At least I go down to the grave and die happily
Seriously you guys? You're so petty. I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here. SPaG forever!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Thank you! SPaG is very important.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I have been pulled up for grammar on the forums many a time, because I speed type because of the lack of time I can spend on the forums. Down with grammar supporters!
A time when I was pulled up for grammar From post 249 and onwards
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
Drummer, you have thrown your lot in with the wrong people.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
We will see about that
and why are brits on DDB devils?
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
... Great. Now we have another war breaking out. I use SPaG sometimes. Just not always. As long as the text gets the point across, then [shrug]. Plus..... Can both sides agree the english language is weird?
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
I agree that the english language is weird, but being fussy over punctuation is weirder
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
I don't want a war, but don't expect me to back own. You can either take back what you said about Brits and non-punctuates and we can forget this, Or you don't let it go and this carries on, which no one wants...
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
Then use the British version if you want. It will still get the point across and only annoy some of the Americans.
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see
I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe
And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased
And when I am deceased
At least I go down to the grave and die happily
Yes. Yes, we can.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.