A man with long, dark hair in a green poncho calmly strolls into the tavern, followed a few moments later by a swarm of cats. He absently scratches one as he orders whatever red wine is on the menu.
Yohan, a middle aged half-elf, gets him the red wine happily and the hops over the bar to stroke the cats. He says excitedly, "These are so cute! What are their names?" He lays out half a dozen saucers of milk for the cats.
A man with long, dark hair in a green poncho calmly strolls into the tavern, followed a few moments later by a swarm of cats. He absently scratches one as he orders whatever red wine is on the menu.
Yohan, a middle aged half-elf, gets him the red wine happily and the hops over the bar to stroke the cats. He says excitedly, "These are so cute! What are their names?" He lays out half a dozen saucers of milk for the cats.
Marko decides to stay as far away from the newcomer as he can.
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"My name is Marko." He gives a small bow. "A pleasure to meet you.. but I don't believe I have any form of common currency."
"Well in that case, we can defer payment. Put it on your tab. What would you like to eat?"
"Do you have any elk here?"
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"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
"No you can't. There's no elk here. And you won't be doing any other kind of hunting. My husband won't allow it." At this, Yohan, who is a middle aged man in not particularly spectacular shape, looks blearily up from stroking a mass of cats. "Errr... yes Kat? What am I doing again?"
"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"Oh, it's alright. Thank you anyways. How about deer venison?"
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"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
Marko looks concerned by the gun. "Why do you have that?"
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A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
"I think I'm his owner. So I guess he might miss me. But I can take him to someone else if you really don't want him." He hugs the cat.
A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
"I think I'm his owner. So I guess he might miss me. But I can take him to someone else if you really don't want him." He hugs the cat.
Yohan, a middle aged half-elf, gets him the red wine happily and the hops over the bar to stroke the cats. He says excitedly, "These are so cute! What are their names?" He lays out half a dozen saucers of milk for the cats.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Marko decides to stay as far away from the newcomer as he can.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Do you have any elk here?"
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
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"No you can't. There's no elk here. And you won't be doing any other kind of hunting. My husband won't allow it." At this, Yohan, who is a middle aged man in not particularly spectacular shape, looks blearily up from stroking a mass of cats. "Errr... yes Kat? What am I doing again?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Oh, it's alright. Thank you anyways. How about deer venison?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Marko looks concerned by the gun. "Why do you have that?"
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sure thing. How'd you like it cooked?" Glance up at the head. "Or maybe you eat it raw?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Maria seems to be very busy trying to get the metal bird to chirp to the beats of the song Army Dreamer.
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Eladrin man is sitting near the bar fervorously writing ideas down in a booklet titled "Things that might get me a restraining order"
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He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"I think I'm his owner. So I guess he might miss me. But I can take him to someone else if you really don't want him." He hugs the cat.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
"Do you want him? Um... where are your parents?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Eladrin slowly looks up and stares in this general direction, "Did you just kidnap a child miss gnome?"
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"No! Nonononono. Trying to help one."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Squints, "Okay... Are you stealing their cat?"
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?