The sound of something teleporting in echoes from the hallway, followed by a loud THUMP.
After a couple of seconds, a voice calls "Hello? Is anyone here?"
Zalius runs to the sound.
Before Zalius is what at first appears to be a dragonborn with a bayonetted musket, but upon closer inspection, it appears to be a muscular, goliath-sized kobold! Even stranger, he appears to be wearing modified military garb.
He's sitting on the floor, dazed, trying to prop himself up with his rifle.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The sound of something teleporting in echoes from the hallway, followed by a loud THUMP.
After a couple of seconds, a voice calls "Hello? Is anyone here?"
Zalius runs to the sound.
Before Zalius is what at first appears to be a dragonborn with a bayonetted musket, but upon closer inspection, it appears to be a muscular, goliath-sized kobold! Even stranger, he appears to be wearing modified military garb.
He's sitting on the floor, dazed, trying to prop himself up with his rifle.
“Are you alright, sir?”
"Yes, I-"
He pauses for a good six seconds.
"Where... am I?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Ashe be watching everything below from the highest point, which appears to have now been claimed by them as they have moved a sleeping bag up there at some point.
Before Zalius is what at first appears to be a dragonborn with a bayonetted musket, but upon closer inspection, it appears to be a muscular, goliath-sized kobold! Even stranger, he appears to be wearing modified military garb.
He's sitting on the floor, dazed, trying to prop himself up with his rifle.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Truff goes to the library to read up on how to transfer the energy from the singularity of a black hole into a cannon.
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"Yes, I-"
He pauses for a good six seconds.
"Where... am I?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Chan follows Zalius, as usual. "Hello there!" Chan says to the kobold.
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Icarus is following chan. "Who do we have here?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
What knowledge does Truff gain after reading up on the physics of a Singularity?
Orange Juice!
You will have to make an int check to see if you actually understand any of what you read.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Aight, let's see...7
Orange Juice!
Ashe be watching everything below from the highest point, which appears to have now been claimed by them as they have moved a sleeping bag up there at some point.
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The kobold gives an unsure bow to the group gathered around him.
"Pardon my behavior, but I'm not exactly used to being teleported. Or welcomes this warm. My name is Pax."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Welcome aboard, Pax." Replies Icarus, as he shakes your hand with his 3 taloned one.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Pax nods. "Thank you. Er, got any work?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*anything I missed?*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
fred buys a greatsword. has lots of gold, checked the price. greatsword for regular price right high mod god?
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
I am currently writing a collection of short stories called ¨tales from the pocket realm.¨
you missed a new kobold named pax arriving.
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
I am currently writing a collection of short stories called ¨tales from the pocket realm.¨
*Star is going to interrogate the kobold :)*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Star jumps down from where he was working "mind if I ask you a few questions?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
fred offers pax an ale.
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
I am currently writing a collection of short stories called ¨tales from the pocket realm.¨