A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
*oh my gosh I'm gonna make an NPC that serves all kinds of ice cream at an ice cream bar.*
*Here's part of an Artificer subclass I made that could help (Use the Steel defender for the Bakery Beast for now. The subclass is complete, it's just not fully digitized yet):
Arcane Chef
Arcanist's Cookbook
Starting at 3rd level, at the end of a short or long rest, you can create an Arcanist's Cookbook. While you hold it, you can treat it as a set of cook's utensils. If you create an Arcanist's Cookbook while your previous one still exists, your old Cookbook crumbles harmlessly into ash.
In addition, while holding your cookbook, you gain access to the following features:
Recipes. You learn three Recipes of your choice. You learn one additional recipe of your choice at 5th, 9h, and 15th level. Each time you learn a new recipe you can also replace one recipe you know with a different one.Ingredient Dice. You have a number of ingredient dice, which are d8s, equal to your proficiency bonus x 2. An ingredient die is expended when you use it. You regain all of your expended ingredient dice when you finish a long rest.
Making a Meal.Over the course of ten minutes, you can create a meal using your ingredient dice. To do so, choose one recipe you know, and expend any number of ingredient dice. A meal can feed a maximum amount of creatures equal to the amount of ingredient dice expended. If a creature partakes in a meal, it does not require any more food for the day and it cannot benefit from that meal until it finishes a long rest. It takes one minute for a creature to eat a meal.
Cold Dish
Creatures that partake gain a bonus to their AC equal to the number of ingredient dice used in this dish divided by two. This benefit lasts for four hours.
Fortified Dish
This dish can only feed half as many creatures as the amount of dice expended would usually allow. As usual, if a creature does not gain a full portion, they do not benefit from this feature.
Creatures that partake can make one ability check or attack roll that they make within the hour with advantage.
Fragrant Dish
This dish can only feed half as many creatures as the amount of dice expended would usually allow. As usual, if a creature does not gain a full portion, they do not benefit from this feature.
A creature that partakes of this meal can, as a reaction, force a creature within 30ft to make an ability check or attack roll with disadvantage. This reaction can be taken once before one hour passes.
Hearty Dish
Creatures that partake gain a number of temporary hit points equal to the combined total of all the ingredient dice rolled together divided by the number of creatures that partook of the meal.
Huge Dish
This meal feeds twice the amount of creatures that the amount of ingredient dice expended would usually allow.
Sour Dish
Creatures that partake of this meal gain advantage on all saving throws against one condition of your choice for 8 hours. A creature can only gain this benefit for one condition, regardless of the number of dice spent.
Spicy Dish
Creatures that partake can add the equal total of all the ingredient dice rolled together divided by the number of creatures that partook of the meal to one damage roll they make within the next hour.
Sweet Dish
Creatures that partake heal a number of hit points equal to the combined total of all the ingredient dice rolled together divided by the number of creatures that partook of the meal.
Tough Dish
This dish can only feed half as many creatures as the amount of dice expended would usually allow. As usual, if a creature does not gain a full portion, they do not benefit from this feature.
All creatures that partake gain resistance to one damage type of your choice for one hour.
Just Desserts
At 5th level, your cooking has borne you a weird, oversized pet.It's friendly to you and your companions, and it obeys your commands. See its game statistics in the Bakery Beast stat block, which uses your proficiency bonus (PB) in several places. You determine the creature's appearance and whether it has two legs or four; your choice has no effect on its game statistics.In combat, the beast shares your initiative count, but it takes its turn immediately after yours. It can move and use its reaction on its own, but the only action it takes on its turn is the Dodge action, unless you take a bonus action on your turn to command it to take another action. That action can be one in its stat block or some other action. If you are incapacitated, the defender can take any action of its choice, not just Dodge.At the end of a long rest, you can create a new bakery beast if you have cook's utensils with you. If you already have a beast from this feature, the first one immediately perishes. The beast also perishes if you die.
*wow!*
*I'll try and post the full thing tomorrow, since you seem to like it so much.*
*alrighty :)*
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A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
he was getting close to an emotional breakdown so decided to try and calm himself. "are there any other people here?"
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
he was getting close to an emotional breakdown so decided to try and calm himself. "are there any other people here?"
"Lots. They all got here the same as you did, and are all helping attack the Giff."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
he was getting close to an emotional breakdown so decided to try and calm himself. "are there any other people here?"
"Lots. They all got here the same as you did, and are all helping attack the Giff."
"i guess i could try to help, but i dont have any weapons"
A red and white colored kitsune with three tails wearing a blue and black robe appears in the bar and is completely confused. "What? where am I? who is doing this?!" he yells, completely flabbergasted.
he looks around to see if anybody else is in the room
*sorry I was doing something*
There is a man behind the counter, and he smiles at you when you appear. "A drink, perhaps?"
though he is confused he decides just to go for it "uhhh sure ill take some ale i guess?"
"Right away." He gets you your ale, and a little fortune cookie too. "Ralf usually greets everyone, but I'm not sure where he is right now... If you want, I can try to get someone to show you around."
he takes a swig of the ale and puts the cookie in his pocket. "that might be helpful, so that would be a yes"
The man pulls a little lever behind the bar, and after about a minute, a boy comes scurrying in. "Anywhere in particular you would like to go, sir?"
ummm perhaps the exit would be nice
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
he was getting close to an emotional breakdown so decided to try and calm himself. "are there any other people here?"
"Lots. They all got here the same as you did, and are all helping attack the Giff."
"i guess i could try to help, but i dont have any weapons"
He hands you a small cannon, and leaves you with the barkeep
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Just to be perfectly clear, Gith and Giff have some non-negligible differences. For example, Giff are gun-wielding hippofolk mercenaries, while Gith are psionic space monks/pirates, depending on the race.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The aaracokra flies back down. "What should I do? Should I fly into the outpost? I've knocked quite a few githyanki down, but they keep coming."
He looks to the kitsune. "And who might you be?" he asks. He has a British accent, which is strange, because aaracokra aren't even from this plane of existatnce.
"ummm hi strange humanoid bird, my name is Hiroto"
"Hello, Hiroto. Did you just arrive too?"
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remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The aaracokra flies back down. "What should I do? Should I fly into the outpost? I've knocked quite a few githyanki down, but they keep coming."
He looks to the kitsune. "And who might you be?" he asks. He has a British accent, which is strange, because aaracokra aren't even from this plane of existatnce.
"ummm hi strange humanoid bird, my name is Hiroto"
"Hello, Hiroto. Did you just arrive too?"
yes, and it seems i have been handed a small cannon that i do not know how to use, seeing as i am more familiar with standard tactical firearms
The boy stutters, "Oh, uh, w-well, you don't really just leave, um, but you can leave the ship to help fight the gith!"
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*alrighty :)*
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yonder wanna continue?
*um, look at post 2285*
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"gith, whats a gith?"
"They're, well, I don't know, they're just the bad guys that are attacking us! They're alien people!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"how do i know that their not being attacked by you, after all, you''ve kinda kidnapped me."
"No, it's more like the ship chose you to come here. And we didn't attack first!"
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he was getting close to an emotional breakdown so decided to try and calm himself. "are there any other people here?"
*I gtg for a bit*
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"Lots. They all got here the same as you did, and are all helping attack the Giff."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"i guess i could try to help, but i dont have any weapons"
He hands you a small cannon, and leaves you with the barkeep
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
he takes the cannon and turns to the barkeep, "uhhhh how do i use this?"
*Just to be perfectly clear, Gith and Giff have some non-negligible differences. For example, Giff are gun-wielding hippofolk mercenaries, while Gith are psionic space monks/pirates, depending on the race.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hello, Hiroto. Did you just arrive too?"
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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yes, and it seems i have been handed a small cannon that i do not know how to use, seeing as i am more familiar with standard tactical firearms
"No Idea! Maybe you just throw it at your enemy's?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
would you happen to know where i could aquire an M4A1?
"What's that?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.