Spawn finds adder and grabs him by the scruff of his collar. "Maniacs like you deserve to be expunged from existence..." His eyes begin to smoke.
Azazel grabs spawn's wrist, smily, "Remove your hands from him, or i'll remove your little girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend." Spawn mutters bitterly. "You're pet has run off his chain. He needs a good beating... He need to learn... He needs to be punished."
"Thats my job to take care of Spawn, not yours. And sorry, i forgot you couldn't keep her soul in tact long enough to ask." He says,
"You're a pathetic excuse of a guardian. You can't undo what he's done. You can't protect everyone from him. You think you can change him but people like this can't change." Spawn grumbles. "Your love for him is blinding you from reality. You live in a narrative where everything is fine and peachy, no matter how terribly Adder acts. And he gets off with a slap on the effing wrist. He's killed people, Azazel. And you're serving him tea and tucking him goodnight."
"Spawn, should i remind you that you've done worse? Which of us is a litteral hellborn again?" Azazel says, "And i honestly don't see whats he's done wrong. Its not like you've had aversity to killing, and neither has any other mortal." He glares, pulling spawn in by his collar, "And i sure as hell don't think this is 'fine and peachy' as you put it. I've got my jobs to do, and you have yours."
Spawn dissipates into shadow but his glowing green eyes can still be seen smoking violently. ""My job is to end punks like him. My job to is bring both punishment and retribution for the dead and those that killed them. You're a demon. You are chaos incarnate- Evil incarnate. I am the closest thing to Heaven the Hells have ever seen. And you're (1GP) at your job. Maybe its time you retire and learn some manners on the side. I don't kill like a mindless rabid animal, I have contracts. Both of you have quite the bounty on your heads and I'd more than happy to take them both... Dead or Alive."
Azazel chuckles, "Oh you are so lucky we're in the tavern, or i'd have no problem dragging you back to hell like a [gp]ing toddler, kicking and screaming."
"No being can hinder my existence- Especially an Abyssal wretch like you." Spawn folds his arms. "You have about as much power over me as you do over Adder, and might I remind you what his murdering spree high score is?"
"Pretty well under mine so far. And i don't have to 'hinder' your existence. I just need to make you wish i could kill you." Azazel smiles warmly, "Because i know what i can do to you."
"Last time we tangoed, I tore off your leg." Spawn seems very confused. Could Azazel truly be speaking the truth or is he just running his mouth like a bratty teenager? Either way, it's getting on the Hellspawn's nerves. "You couldn't do so much as scream in terror... Or pain- your screams all sound the same. Squeamish and immature."
"Last time we tangoed, i wasn't a demon lord. And, you weren't a little [gp]" He replys, "Many things have changed since then." He says, still perfectly calm
Spawn looks unimpressed. "You're still the same magot infested brat I dealt with back then. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you've grown at all. Your status as Demon Lord means nothing if you act like a petulant little child."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if you hadn't touched Adder." Azazel corrects, "I assure you, you don't want me to raise a hand to you."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
"Ah, you're right. I should have had their family join them so your pitiful [gp] doesn't feel uncomfortable"
Galax appears, his body wreathed in blue and silver flame "haven't changed a bit, have ya spawn?" He says
Spawn finds adder and grabs him by the scruff of his collar. "Maniacs like you deserve to be expunged from existence..." His eyes begin to smoke.
Azazel grabs spawn's wrist, smily, "Remove your hands from him, or i'll remove your little girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend." Spawn mutters bitterly. "You're pet has run off his chain. He needs a good beating... He need to learn... He needs to be punished."
"Thats my job to take care of Spawn, not yours. And sorry, i forgot you couldn't keep her soul in tact long enough to ask." He says,
"You're a pathetic excuse of a guardian. You can't undo what he's done. You can't protect everyone from him. You think you can change him but people like this can't change." Spawn grumbles. "Your love for him is blinding you from reality. You live in a narrative where everything is fine and peachy, no matter how terribly Adder acts. And he gets off with a slap on the effing wrist. He's killed people, Azazel. And you're serving him tea and tucking him goodnight."
"Spawn, should i remind you that you've done worse? Which of us is a litteral hellborn again?" Azazel says, "And i honestly don't see whats he's done wrong. Its not like you've had aversity to killing, and neither has any other mortal." He glares, pulling spawn in by his collar, "And i sure as hell don't think this is 'fine and peachy' as you put it. I've got my jobs to do, and you have yours."
Spawn dissipates into shadow but his glowing green eyes can still be seen smoking violently. ""My job is to end punks like him. My job to is bring both punishment and retribution for the dead and those that killed them. You're a demon. You are chaos incarnate- Evil incarnate. I am the closest thing to Heaven the Hells have ever seen. And you're (1GP) at your job. Maybe its time you retire and learn some manners on the side. I don't kill like a mindless rabid animal, I have contracts. Both of you have quite the bounty on your heads and I'd more than happy to take them both... Dead or Alive."
Azazel chuckles, "Oh you are so lucky we're in the tavern, or i'd have no problem dragging you back to hell like a [gp]ing toddler, kicking and screaming."
"No being can hinder my existence- Especially an Abyssal wretch like you." Spawn folds his arms. "You have about as much power over me as you do over Adder, and might I remind you what his murdering spree high score is?"
"Pretty well under mine so far. And i don't have to 'hinder' your existence. I just need to make you wish i could kill you." Azazel smiles warmly, "Because i know what i can do to you."
"Last time we tangoed, I tore off your leg." Spawn seems very confused. Could Azazel truly be speaking the truth or is he just running his mouth like a bratty teenager? Either way, it's getting on the Hellspawn's nerves. "You couldn't do so much as scream in terror... Or pain- your screams all sound the same. Squeamish and immature."
"Last time we tangoed, i wasn't a demon lord. And, you weren't a little [gp]" He replys, "Many things have changed since then." He says, still perfectly calm
Spawn looks unimpressed. "You're still the same magot infested brat I dealt with back then. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you've grown at all. Your status as Demon Lord means nothing if you act like a petulant little child."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if you hadn't touched Adder." Azazel corrects, "I assure you, you don't want me to raise a hand to you."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
"Ah, you're right. I should have had their family join them so your pitiful [gp] doesn't feel uncomfortable"
"You're a pathetic waste of existence. Something more dignified should have your place." Spawn disappears into darkness, ending the conversation.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
"Ah, you're right. I should have had their family join them so your pitiful [gp] doesn't feel uncomfortable"
"You're a pathetic waste of existence. Something more dignified should have your place." Spawn disappears into darkness, ending the conversation.
"Yeah yeah. Tell it toYeenoghu or Atemos." He mutters
Cerberus is preparing to play a song on stage.
Sylvan is at the church, kneeling in front of a statue of Solari.
Ternikus is on the floor asleep.
"Anything ya want" timber says, smiling
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Galax pokes ternikus with his foor
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Ternikus mutters saying, “stay back you flea-ridden Kobold. I don’t want your virus”. He than suddenly sits up looking at Galax with murderous intent.
”How much did you here?”
Galax appears, his body wreathed in blue and silver flame "haven't changed a bit, have ya spawn?" He says
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Flea ridden indeed!" Galax snorts
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, AND THAN I’LL [CENSOR] AND [CENSOR] YOUR [CENSOR].”
He pulls out his great-axe.
Galax polymorphs into the grand master of owners (bahamuts monk form) "I wouldn't do that if I were you"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Auuugghhhh”
Ternikus tries to strike galax from the axe
to hit 16
damage 7
percentile thing 1
Bahamut easily dodges out of the way, and hits ternikus with his hand, not hard or anything, but to let him know that he could have hit him
This happens 5 times
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
3Ternikus is mad and goes into a rage, than proceeds to attack galax twice
to hit 1 16
damage 1 26
percentile thing 1 1
to hit 2 10
damage 2 23
percentile thing 2 3
*If the first percentile roll is 4, add 1 to to damage 2*
*Galax, as a mod id like to reccomend you use an actual character sheet or statblock to avoid power playing.*
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"You're a pathetic waste of existence. Something more dignified should have your place." Spawn disappears into darkness, ending the conversation.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
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When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I could say nothing, but the waters cold." He grins
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Yeah yeah. Tell it toYeenoghu or Atemos." He mutters
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
”You… courted a kobold vampire?” Achilles looks like someone just told him that the world was flat.
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*Hi cyno!*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Hey Alaric good morning :) isn’t it a bit early for you?*
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*7:30 am*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*You need your sleep.*
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