"Hey, I wanna show you something, c'mere sit down."
He walks over to his next to her, his chest glowing softly, a bit of warmth coming off.
*I swear its not what you think it is*
She begins to untie her tunic, smiling down at Damian. "Oh look at you, little glowstick~"
*Hmm, you sure?*
He raises an eyebrow, mock offense on his face “From a dog to a glowstick? I really am nothing more than a good time to you.” He says jokingly.
*not yet anyway* From a pocket between her undershirt and tunic, she pulls out a small, brown leatherbound book. The pages are dishevelled on the edges. She sets this on the counter before retying her tunic.
*Hmm. Okay.*
He looks to her tunic and then to the book, a rather large bit of confusion of his handsome face, not exactly understanding what the books is about, but expecting her to explain farther as to what lies within.
"And you thought you were gonna get some melons with your cake. No, this book-" She says while turning it over and opening it. the face of the book is... a face. "Has very special instructions for removing curses, and even deals with spirits, demons, and a few gods."
He coughs as she calls him out on what he was completely thinking before seeing the book’s face “Oh, one of those. I don’t think I’m stupid enough to start making choices with one of those in my pocket. That is something I try not to get caught with, but if you want me to try.”
"Maybe later. Uhh, well, I was kind of thinking... we could read this, and see if it has any mention of the god who broke you... sounds like a book, or a movie... The God Who Broke Me..."
*please get the reference*
*Unfortunately I don’t.*
“Well if you want to read it with me I’ll try to pay attention to the words. Maybe we will find something that might actually be able to piece me back together.” He picks up the book, putting it into his cloak as he goes to check on the cake.
*The spy who shagged me? No?*
"Well, I was told not to read it aloud..."
*Nothing.*
“Well then we won’t, we can just read it together on your recliner.”
"Sounds like a casual couple activity, silently reading a demon book, all cuddled up in a recliner in front of a fire."
“More normal than most things you would find a giant bunny woman and a devil man doing.” He says shrugging before taking out the cake, leaving it to cook.
"Our poor kid, he's gonna have a terrible first few years"
“Ah they’ll be fine. If anyone bothers them they can always talk to their old man, if I get that far.”
'Um, what? I might not be full elf, but those pointy ears do pick up some stuff'
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
'Something about kissing me. I heard it, all right. And seriously, like, ya do not want to go there. I'm a freak, I live in the sewer by choice, I talk to vermin, like, ya do not want to be trying anything with me'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'And lose ya job? I doubt ya would. But then again, why would someone like you be here to kill me. That's usually the town guard, pest control, or random psychos'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'And lose ya job? I doubt ya would. But then again, why would someone like you be here to kill me. That's usually the town guard, pest control, or random psychos'
“If I spit in the king’s face no one could stop me, and that’s why I would keep my job. I don’t kill innocents unless they’re beyond saving.” He drinks down the bottle, his eyes glowing, burning.
'Um, what? I might not be full elf, but those pointy ears do pick up some stuff'
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
'Something about kissing me. I heard it, all right. And seriously, like, ya do not want to go there. I'm a freak, I live in the sewer by choice, I talk to vermin, like, ya do not want to be trying anything with me'
Lost in her thoughts, she hears 'freaky' "Wait, how freaky?" She says, leaning in with interest, tail thrashing behind her.
'Look, I'm just the local weirdo who lives in a sewer?!'
*Flint has never been talked to in this way and doesn't really understand lol. Also gtg*
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Bro why are all of your characters horny, not an issue, just a question. I’ve got a few corpulent characters myself, but it seems all of yours are lonely.*
*Bro why are all of your characters horny, not an issue, just a question. I’ve got a few corpulent characters myself, but it seems all of yours are lonely.*
*I'm not projecting you're projecting*
*Oh trust me my friend, I am projecting a bit more than the next guy.*
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'True, true'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Um, what? I might not be full elf, but those pointy ears do pick up some stuff'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Ah they’ll be fine. If anyone bothers them they can always talk to their old man, if I get that far.”
“And I couldn’t leave my friends in the force to fend for themselves.”
'Certainly not. But ya not here to kill me, right?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Something about kissing me. I heard it, all right. And seriously, like, ya do not want to go there. I'm a freak, I live in the sewer by choice, I talk to vermin, like, ya do not want to be trying anything with me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He chuckles, giving her a slice of the carrot cake, “I’d say more spooky than scary. Now I’ve got to learn to make waffles.”
“If I were told I had to kill you I’d spit in the king’s face.”
'And lose ya job? I doubt ya would. But then again, why would someone like you be here to kill me. That's usually the town guard, pest control, or random psychos'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“If I spit in the king’s face no one could stop me, and that’s why I would keep my job. I don’t kill innocents unless they’re beyond saving.” He drinks down the bottle, his eyes glowing, burning.
'Look, I'm just the local weirdo who lives in a sewer?!'
*Flint has never been talked to in this way and doesn't really understand lol. Also gtg*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Bro why are all of your characters horny, not an issue, just a question. I’ve got a few corpulent characters myself, but it seems all of yours are lonely.*
*Oh trust me my friend, I am projecting a bit more than the next guy.*