*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
A pitch-black portal opens in town, the sounds of chomping and slurping coming from inside, the gravity in the area distorting and warping in and out. A man in a grey and green pinstriped suit walks out of the portal, eyes hidden by his matching fedora, his wide grin revealing black metal teeth with a mirror finish.
Out in the woods, a burning pile of bodies starts to move on its own. The flesh melts and melds into a vaguely humanoid form, bones cracking and reshaping, as the smoke and shadow become substance. A towering, shadowy monster in a ringmaster's uniform stands where the pyre was but a moment ago, its burning, golden eyes sweeping over the land.
In the distance, a factory covered in runes walks toward a large hole in the ground, perfectly shaped for the leg-bearing building. Hundreds of heavily customized hellfire engines move with it. A blonde man with a bowl cut, a heavy leather apron and gloves, and a yellow tie sits atop the factory in an office chair, eating what looks to be canned meat and bread at his grandiose desk.
*Just gonna repost this, all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see*
A pitch-black portal opens in town, the sounds of chomping and slurping coming from inside, the gravity in the area distorting and warping in and out. A man in a grey and green pinstriped suit walks out of the portal, eyes hidden by his matching fedora, his wide grin revealing black metal teeth with a mirror finish.
Out in the woods, a burning pile of bodies starts to move on its own. The flesh melts and melds into a vaguely humanoid form, bones cracking and reshaping, as the smoke and shadow become substance. A towering, shadowy monster in a ringmaster's uniform stands where the pyre was but a moment ago, its burning, golden eyes sweeping over the land.
In the distance, a factory covered in runes walks toward a large hole in the ground, perfectly shaped for the leg-bearing building. Hundreds of heavily customized hellfire engines move with it. A blonde man with a bowl cut, a heavy leather apron and gloves, and a yellow tie sits atop the factory in an office chair, eating what looks to be canned meat and bread at his grandiose desk.
*Just gonna repost this, all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see*
*Nice way to put it. Time to get those guys back inside so the children don't scream.*
Kelipso watches from a distance, his eyes suddenly widening. Every hair on his form spikes like a cat. He hugs Gordon, a fluffy white winter wolf, by the neck.
Donn watches from a distance, lighting his pipe. "Way to make an entrance." He compliments, laughing lightly.
A man in his mid-thirties watches the factory. He has long black hair that is tied up in a bun and a scruffy short beard. He pulls out a book with no title and blank pages and writes for a good moment, his words becoming a painting on the books pages
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*Nice way to put it. Time to get those guys back inside so the children don't scream.*
Kelipso watches from a distance, his eyes suddenly widening. Every hair on his form spikes like a cat. He hugs Gordon, a fluffy white winter wolf, by the neck.
Donn watches from a distance, lighting his pipe. "Way to make an entrance." He compliments, laughing lightly.
A man in his mid-thirties watches the factory. He has long black hair that is tied up in a bun and a scruffy short beard. He pulls out a book with no title and blank pages and writes for a good moment, his words becoming a painting on the books pages
As the portal closes, Sytosc turns his head, tilting his head up to reveal his glinting, hungry eyes under his hat. "Ah, hello there. Don't think I've met you before. Do you happen to cook?"
Egregore smiles and gives a dramatic bow, blushing a gentle gold. "My last body burned out."
As the factory settles into place, the machines begin to scout the area. One of the machines discovers the man and kind of just keeps an eye on him from not too far away.
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
*Nice way to put it. Time to get those guys back inside so the children don't scream.*
Kelipso watches from a distance, his eyes suddenly widening. Every hair on his form spikes like a cat. He hugs Gordon, a fluffy white winter wolf, by the neck.
Donn watches from a distance, lighting his pipe. "Way to make an entrance." He compliments, laughing lightly.
A man in his mid-thirties watches the factory. He has long black hair that is tied up in a bun and a scruffy short beard. He pulls out a book with no title and blank pages and writes for a good moment, his words becoming a painting on the books pages
As the portal closes, Sytosc turns his head, tilting his head up to reveal his glinting, hungry eyes under his hat. "Ah, hello there. Don't think I've met you before. Do you happen to cook?"
Egregore smiles and gives a dramatic bow, blushing a gentle gold. "My last body burned out."
As the factory settles into place, the machines begin to scout the area. One of the machines discovers the man and kind of just keeps an eye on him from not too far away.
Kelipso looks up, fidgeting with Gordon's collar. "Somewhat I suppose.." he says, nervous as all hell.
"Anybody you make looks wonderful." Donn reminds him and smiles.
The man watches the machine and begins to write something in the book. (Give me a d20 dice roll with added strength)
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
Scott watches from afar, writing in a blank book.
*HIIIIII*
Georgie walks closer, holding a werewolf plush that's about a third his size in his arms
Tycho gives a toothy grin at the stall owner before spotting Scott, tilting his head as he stares back
As the portal closes, Sytosc turns his head, tilting his head up to reveal his glinting, hungry eyes under his hat. "Ah, hello there. Don't think I've met you before. Do you happen to cook?"
Egregore smiles and gives a dramatic bow, blushing a gentle gold. "My last body burned out."
As the factory settles into place, the machines begin to scout the area. One of the machines discovers the man and kind of just keeps an eye on him from not too far away.
Kelipso looks up, fidgeting with Gordon's collar. "Somewhat I suppose.." he says, nervous as all hell.
"Any body you make looks wonderful." Donn reminds him and smiles.
The man watches the machine and begins to write something in the book. (Give me a d20 dice roll with added strength)
A chuckle. "What's wrong, lad? I'm nothing to be afraid of. Even if I wanted to hurt someone, I don't have the authority! I'm just here to judge the treats you folks have to offer."
Egregore giggles before catching himself. "Thank you, Donn. You look nice as well."
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
Scott watches from afar, writing in a blank book.
*HIIIIII*
Georgie walks closer, holding a werewolf plush that's about a third his size in his arms
Tycho gives a toothy grin at the stall owner before spotting Scott, tilting his head as he stares back
She looks at the kid, her brow raising. "Hello there dear?"
As the portal closes, Sytosc turns his head, tilting his head up to reveal his glinting, hungry eyes under his hat. "Ah, hello there. Don't think I've met you before. Do you happen to cook?"
Egregore smiles and gives a dramatic bow, blushing a gentle gold. "My last body burned out."
As the factory settles into place, the machines begin to scout the area. One of the machines discovers the man and kind of just keeps an eye on him from not too far away.
Kelipso looks up, fidgeting with Gordon's collar. "Somewhat I suppose.." he says, nervous as all hell.
"Any body you make looks wonderful." Donn reminds him and smiles.
The man watches the machine and begins to write something in the book. (Give me a d20 dice roll with added strength)
A chuckle. "What's wrong, lad? I'm nothing to be afraid of. Even if I wanted to hurt someone, I don't have the authority! I'm just here to judge the treats you folks have to offer."
Egregore giggles before catching himself. "Thank you, Donn. You look nice as well."
STR: 12
"Ah, well.. I don't eat much and my husband only eats one thing.." he says.
"I look like rubbish compared to you." He says, picking at his cuff and huffing.
The machine suddenly shudders as it disappears into grains of smokes that disappear in the air. Scott watches quietly, closing the book.
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
Scott watches from afar, writing in a blank book.
*HIIIIII*
Georgie walks closer, holding a werewolf plush that's about a third his size in his arms
Tycho gives a toothy grin at the stall owner before spotting Scott, tilting his head as he stares back
She looks at the kid, her brow raising. "Hello there dear?"
Scott looks nervous but waves back anyways.
"U-um... hello miss" He says politely, partially bowing
Tycho smile and waves aswell, finishing up his business at the stall before walking over
A chuckle. "What's wrong, lad? I'm nothing to be afraid of. Even if I wanted to hurt someone, I don't have the authority! I'm just here to judge the treats you folks have to offer."
Egregore giggles before catching himself. "Thank you, Donn. You look nice as well."
STR: 12
"Ah, well.. I don't eat much and my husband only eats one thing.." he says.
"I look like rubbish compared to you." He says, picking at his cuff and huffing.
The machine suddenly shudders as it disappears into grains of smokes that disappear in the air. Scott watches quietly, closing the book.
"Eating is one of the few joys I have in this life. So, what is the one thing you mentioned? If someone can stand to only eat that every day, it must be at least decent."
"No you don't! You dress up much better than I do. And your earrings are in good taste." Egregore begins to fidget with his hands.
He hears a voice through a megaphone coming from the factory. "I'm sorry, do you recognize how f(GP)ing expensive those things are?"
*Oh, by the way, I'm working on a new thread! It's gonna have custom powers, biopunk elements, and of course, culinary horror.*
*:0*
*cooooool*
*Basically, each megacorp has their own eldritch god that empowers their merchandise (magic items), food (potions and such), and biomods (superpowers/magic). Players can make up their own corporations, but notably you do not have to be part of a megacorp to have supernatural stuff going on. You could gain spellcasting because you sold really popular lemonade as a kid, for example. Also, the eldritch gods are also the company mascots.*
*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
Scott watches from afar, writing in a blank book.
*HIIIIII*
Georgie walks closer, holding a werewolf plush that's about a third his size in his arms
Tycho gives a toothy grin at the stall owner before spotting Scott, tilting his head as he stares back
She looks at the kid, her brow raising. "Hello there dear?"
Scott looks nervous but waves back anyways.
"U-um... hello miss" He says politely, partially bowing
Tycho smile and waves aswell, finishing up his business at the stall before walking over
"Oh please, you don't need to bow dear." She said, laughing lightly "Are you alright?"
Scott looks up again, adjusting his glasses "Oh, hello there."
A chuckle. "What's wrong, lad? I'm nothing to be afraid of. Even if I wanted to hurt someone, I don't have the authority! I'm just here to judge the treats you folks have to offer."
Egregore giggles before catching himself. "Thank you, Donn. You look nice as well."
STR: 12
"Ah, well.. I don't eat much and my husband only eats one thing.." he says.
"I look like rubbish compared to you." He says, picking at his cuff and huffing.
The machine suddenly shudders as it disappears into grains of smokes that disappear in the air. Scott watches quietly, closing the book.
"Eating is one of the few joys I have in this life. So, what is the one thing you mentioned? If someone can stand to only eat that every day, it must be at least decent."
"No you don't! You dress up much better than I do. And your earrings are in good taste." Egregore begins to fidget with his hands.
He hears a voice through a megaphone coming from the factory. "I'm sorry, do you recognize how f(GP)ing expensive those things are?"
"He can only eat blood. He's a vampire." He replied, playing with Gordon's ears. Gordon let's out a content noise.
Donn hugs him, laying his chin on Egregore's shoulder "Still more handsome than I."
Scott looks up, waving his hand slightly. "Very sorry. I am still trying to figure out how this wor."
"He can only eat blood. He's a vampire." He replied, playing with Gordon's ears. Gordon let's out a content noise.
Donn hugs him, laying his chin on Egregore's shoulder "Still more handsome than I."
Scott looks up, waving his hand slightly. "Very sorry. I am still trying to figure out how this works."
"In its raw state? How uncreative. There are so many things vampires can eat made from almost exclusively blood, and yet he only eats it raw? Imagine eating butter, eggs, sugar, milk, flour, and cocoa powder just because you wanted cake!" He shakes his head, his smile turning into a grimace of disapproval. "This must be remedied."
Egregore makes an almost purr-like murmur as he nuzzles into Donn's neck. "Of course you would think that."
Oswald sighs, then puts the megaphone back to his lips. "Well, maybe don't test it on a machine worth millions of platinum next time. A lesser man would have shot you in the back of the head for that. But fortunately, I'm smart enough to have a solution that doesn't involve anyone dying."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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*Anywhoozle, to anyone who wants to RP, here are your choices: Amaranth (Nekomata Necromancer), Axis (Werewolf Father of Goblins), Yurishide (Fey Queen), Donn (Fey Goatman), Amphitrite (Shape shifting Oracle), Kelipso (Tielfing Druid), Doctor Gigli (Animal Hybrid Doctor), or Scott (Dimension Jumping Writer)*
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
*Just gonna repost this, all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*Nice way to put it. Time to get those guys back inside so the children don't scream.*
Kelipso watches from a distance, his eyes suddenly widening. Every hair on his form spikes like a cat. He hugs Gordon, a fluffy white winter wolf, by the neck.
Donn watches from a distance, lighting his pipe. "Way to make an entrance." He compliments, laughing lightly.
A man in his mid-thirties watches the factory. He has long black hair that is tied up in a bun and a scruffy short beard. He pulls out a book with no title and blank pages and writes for a good moment, his words becoming a painting on the books pages
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
*:>*
*[hug]* *Hi, I'm here for once*
Georgie is in the forest, watching Yuri curiously
Tycho is down by the docks, trading with some stallkeepers (free choice for you)
-second free choice of whoever, I don't have a third bean yet-
As the portal closes, Sytosc turns his head, tilting his head up to reveal his glinting, hungry eyes under his hat. "Ah, hello there. Don't think I've met you before. Do you happen to cook?"
Egregore smiles and gives a dramatic bow, blushing a gentle gold. "My last body burned out."
As the factory settles into place, the machines begin to scout the area. One of the machines discovers the man and kind of just keeps an eye on him from not too far away.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*MY SON-*
Yuri is stretching, have been awoken from a months long nap. She is brushing out her hair with a comb at the moment.
Scott watches from afar, writing in a blank book.
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
Kelipso looks up, fidgeting with Gordon's collar. "Somewhat I suppose.." he says, nervous as all hell.
"Anybody you make looks wonderful." Donn reminds him and smiles.
The man watches the machine and begins to write something in the book. (Give me a d20 dice roll with added strength)
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
*HIIIIII*
Georgie walks closer, holding a werewolf plush that's about a third his size in his arms
Tycho gives a toothy grin at the stall owner before spotting Scott, tilting his head as he stares back
A chuckle. "What's wrong, lad? I'm nothing to be afraid of. Even if I wanted to hurt someone, I don't have the authority! I'm just here to judge the treats you folks have to offer."
Egregore giggles before catching himself. "Thank you, Donn. You look nice as well."
STR: 18
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
She looks at the kid, her brow raising. "Hello there dear?"
Scott looks nervous but waves back anyways.
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
*Oh, by the way, I'm working on a new thread! It's gonna have custom powers, biopunk elements, and of course, culinary horror.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
"Ah, well.. I don't eat much and my husband only eats one thing.." he says.
"I look like rubbish compared to you." He says, picking at his cuff and huffing.
The machine suddenly shudders as it disappears into grains of smokes that disappear in the air. Scott watches quietly, closing the book.
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
"U-um... hello miss" He says politely, partially bowing
Tycho smile and waves aswell, finishing up his business at the stall before walking over
*I will be right back. I am having dinner with my little sister.*
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
*:0*
*cooooool*
"Eating is one of the few joys I have in this life. So, what is the one thing you mentioned? If someone can stand to only eat that every day, it must be at least decent."
"No you don't! You dress up much better than I do. And your earrings are in good taste." Egregore begins to fidget with his hands.
He hears a voice through a megaphone coming from the factory. "I'm sorry, do you recognize how f(GP)ing expensive those things are?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*Basically, each megacorp has their own eldritch god that empowers their merchandise (magic items), food (potions and such), and biomods (superpowers/magic). Players can make up their own corporations, but notably you do not have to be part of a megacorp to have supernatural stuff going on. You could gain spellcasting because you sold really popular lemonade as a kid, for example. Also, the eldritch gods are also the company mascots.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
"Oh please, you don't need to bow dear." She said, laughing lightly "Are you alright?"
Scott looks up again, adjusting his glasses "Oh, hello there."
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
"He can only eat blood. He's a vampire." He replied, playing with Gordon's ears. Gordon let's out a content noise.
Donn hugs him, laying his chin on Egregore's shoulder "Still more handsome than I."
Scott looks up, waving his hand slightly. "Very sorry. I am still trying to figure out how this wor."
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
"In its raw state? How uncreative. There are so many things vampires can eat made from almost exclusively blood, and yet he only eats it raw? Imagine eating butter, eggs, sugar, milk, flour, and cocoa powder just because you wanted cake!" He shakes his head, his smile turning into a grimace of disapproval. "This must be remedied."
Egregore makes an almost purr-like murmur as he nuzzles into Donn's neck. "Of course you would think that."
Oswald sighs, then puts the megaphone back to his lips. "Well, maybe don't test it on a machine worth millions of platinum next time. A lesser man would have shot you in the back of the head for that. But fortunately, I'm smart enough to have a solution that doesn't involve anyone dying."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.