Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
*I made a ferret guy. I'm not sure if you've seen him yet. His name is Felix Ambersmoke, and his religion is founded on hospitality.*
*I think you might like him. He loves cooking monsters.*
Kinsley perks up, "I smell a possible recruit."
Rice grimaces as he goes into the kitchen, "Boss, that's weird never say that again."
*I was worried that I chased you off on accident.*
*Yeahhh, i might've taken a few too many college classes qwq*
*College is important. Sort of. Okay, not all classes are important. But some of them are. Depending on your career plans.*
*Mhm, it's all gen ed and stuff for my major. but I had a 68% in Calculus last year so I had to retake it this year since I didn't get into calc 2. So unexpectedly I had to take a 5 unit class while I had like 15 units on my plate already. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! I'm learning character design for an art class and am getting better at writing villains*
*Spooky. I was considering going to college myself, but I was homeschooled and doubt I could handle the sheer workload. Plus, cooking, writing, and art are my only real interests, other than friends.*
*Tired, do NOT take public tranportation on thursday afternoons.*
(The bus where I’m at is usually pretty empty. But i also don’t live in a “big” city)
*Mhm, where I live the bus is so packed in the afternoons that i end up being pushed right behind the bus driver and it gets so loud and uncomfy omg. Also wdym "big", what's a big city, i just assumed it has a lot of land?*
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
*I was worried that I chased you off on accident.*
*Yeahhh, i might've taken a few too many college classes qwq*
*College is important. Sort of. Okay, not all classes are important. But some of them are. Depending on your career plans.*
*Mhm, it's all gen ed and stuff for my major. but I had a 68% in Calculus last year so I had to retake it this year since I didn't get into calc 2. So unexpectedly I had to take a 5 unit class while I had like 15 units on my plate already. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! I'm learning character design for an art class and am getting better at writing villains*
*Spooky. I was considering going to college myself, but I was homeschooled and doubt I could handle the sheer workload. Plus, cooking, writing, and art are my only real interests, other than friends.*
*Mmm, well if you go to college pursue something you can't learn on your own for free, that's my advice. and go to a community college for gen ed, it's usually cheaper. On the workload bit, it's probably fine to take only 1 or 2 classes. this guy i knew took no classes for a year and just came to the college to play his guitar, and that was his entire freshman year technically.*
*Tired, do NOT take public tranportation on thursday afternoons.*
(The bus where I’m at is usually pretty empty. But i also don’t live in a “big” city)
*Mhm, where I live the bus is so packed in the afternoons that i end up being pushed right behind the bus driver and it gets so loud and uncomfy omg. Also wdym "big", what's a big city, i just assumed it has a lot of land?*
(well i've heard some some people describe where i live as a big city, but this place is small compared to some cities like phx or la)
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
"Nice nice nice." Kinsley extends their hand, "Hello I'm Kinsley, here is my card, I've been looking for mechanics and tinkerers to help with an idea of mine."
*I'm sorry if I upset you. He uses mechanics from the Grim Hollow Monster Hunter class, so I'll just say Riotan is not in Felix's Monster Grimiore and he doesn't get any benefits against him.*
"That's no fun. I was just getting started."
He draws a blessed gutting knife and presses it against the life force. "I don't think I like you."
(Just imagine this hurts a lot, I'm not going to roll damage because I want to nerf Felix's stats, but Riotan is now hemorrhaging life energy and feels like he was just slashed in the side with a massive holy weapon.)
*nah you didn’t upset me at all. I have no problem with this at all, and don’t feel like you need to nerf your character because of this.*
Riotan jerks to the side, writhing violently, and snaps his fingers. The runes turn to a sickening yellowish-green color and shift to form the shape of dozens of circular patterns. At the snap, a bubble of roiling acid appears, floating over the table between them, and then falls, the liquid sweeping toward Felix. Make a Dexterity save.
*Alright. These stats were built for the Dome.*
Immune to acid damage, but save (he can use CON for AOEs): 28
Attack from last round: Attack: 57 Damage: 61 Attack for this round: 61 Damage: 55
Several of Riotan’s scales have fallen off from this damage, exposing a fiery light beneath. The runes grow dim, and Riotan snarls, not daring to move aside from involuntary reactions to the pain. “Give it a rest, would you?” He hisses furiously. “I come in here, a perfectly pleasant and well-behaved fellow, and you pull out a piece of my animating essence and start threatening me! Then you start chopping up my soul when I defend myself!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
"Nice nice nice." Kinsley extends their hand, "Hello I'm Kinsley, here is my card, I've been looking for mechanics and tinkerers to help with an idea of mine."
He takes the card "what's the idea?"
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
A harpy is haphazardly nailing flyers to everything that he can get nails into. When he runs out of paper, he sits down and starts eating the nails.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Damn, I forgot Kinsley was basically Deadpool and can read OOC text. Hey Kinsley.*
Felix is outside the tavern, draining the blood of a dead owlbear into a bucket. He looks chill, as usual, but there's an air of boredom around him.
Kinsley walks up to him assessing the situation, "Hmmm... You killed that yourself?"
He perks up slightly. "Yeah. Owlbears are clever monsters, so you have to kill them just right to keep their spirits from getting upset. Unsettled spirits suck to have around, you know? Then you have to prepare them right. I can already tell what dishes I'm going to make with this one."
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
"Nice nice nice." Kinsley extends their hand, "Hello I'm Kinsley, here is my card, I've been looking for mechanics and tinkerers to help with an idea of mine."
He takes the card "what's the idea?"
"Well, see, i have a plethora of... How do put this bluntly... Souls? That I'd like to give their physical form back. What do you use to power your automatons?"
*Also Mauric has been working very hard as janitor for the past three months or so and his serial killings were retconned. Would you say he’s deserving of a promotion?*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rice bangs open the doors to the tavern, obviously worse for wear. His usual air is now sluggish and tired as a person who was on a long journey would be, "Oh gods, what did I miss..."
Kinsley spins into the tavern behind him, if they're feeling the effects of the journey they don't show it doing a little jig as they slide across the floor.
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
"Nice nice nice." Kinsley extends their hand, "Hello I'm Kinsley, here is my card, I've been looking for mechanics and tinkerers to help with an idea of mine."
He takes the card "what's the idea?"
"Well, see, i have a plethora of... How do put this bluntly... Souls? That I'd like to give their physical form back. What do you use to power your automatons?"
"I use gemstones"
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Immune to acid damage, but save (he can use CON for AOEs): 28
Attack from last round: Attack: 57 Damage: 61 Attack for this round: 61 Damage: 55
Several of Riotan’s scales have fallen off from this damage, exposing a fiery light beneath. The runes grow dim, and Riotan snarls, not daring to move aside from involuntary reactions to the pain. “Give it a rest, would you?” He hisses furiously. “I come in here, a perfectly pleasant and well-behaved fellow, and you pull out a piece of my animating essence and start threatening me! Then you start chopping up my soul when I defend myself!”
"Hey, man, you're no stranger to chopping up souls. I've read all the demonology books I could get my paws on since I got here, and you were in a lot of them." He seals the wounds on the essence and puts it in his pocket. "If you ever had a single thought that didn't involve inflicting pain to others, I would be actually impressed with you. But my job is to get rid of demons. I am a cleric and a monster hunter. You should have seen this coming. Go home."
*Damn, I forgot Kinsley was basically Deadpool and can read OOC text. Hey Kinsley.*
Felix is outside the tavern, draining the blood of a dead owlbear into a bucket. He looks chill, as usual, but there's an air of boredom around him.
Kinsley walks up to him assessing the situation, "Hmmm... You killed that yourself?"
He perks up slightly. "Yeah. Owlbears are clever monsters, so you have to kill them just right to keep their spirits from getting upset. Unsettled spirits suck to have around, you know? Then you have to prepare them right. I can already tell what dishes I'm going to make with this one."
They plop down, "How in the hells are you killing them that they come back as ghosts sometimes."
Kinsley perks up, "I smell a possible recruit."
Rice grimaces as he goes into the kitchen, "Boss, that's weird never say that again."
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*Spooky. I was considering going to college myself, but I was homeschooled and doubt I could handle the sheer workload. Plus, cooking, writing, and art are my only real interests, other than friends.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Mhm, where I live the bus is so packed in the afternoons that i end up being pushed right behind the bus driver and it gets so loud and uncomfy omg. Also wdym "big", what's a big city, i just assumed it has a lot of land?*
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Isaac waves at them as he works on repairing a mechanical bird
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
*Mmm, well if you go to college pursue something you can't learn on your own for free, that's my advice. and go to a community college for gen ed, it's usually cheaper. On the workload bit, it's probably fine to take only 1 or 2 classes. this guy i knew took no classes for a year and just came to the college to play his guitar, and that was his entire freshman year technically.*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Damn, I forgot Kinsley was basically Deadpool and can read OOC text. Hey Kinsley.*
Felix is outside the tavern, draining the blood of a dead owlbear into a bucket. He looks chill, as usual, but there's an air of boredom around him.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
(well i've heard some some people describe where i live as a big city, but this place is small compared to some cities like phx or la)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Rice waves, Kinsley waves and dashes over, "IS THAT A BIRD AUTOMATON!"
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
he nods "it is. I also have a cat one that's around here somewhere"
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Kinsley walks up to him assessing the situation, "Hmmm... You killed that yourself?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Nice nice nice." Kinsley extends their hand, "Hello I'm Kinsley, here is my card, I've been looking for mechanics and tinkerers to help with an idea of mine."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Several of Riotan’s scales have fallen off from this damage, exposing a fiery light beneath. The runes grow dim, and Riotan snarls, not daring to move aside from involuntary reactions to the pain. “Give it a rest, would you?” He hisses furiously. “I come in here, a perfectly pleasant and well-behaved fellow, and you pull out a piece of my animating essence and start threatening me! Then you start chopping up my soul when I defend myself!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
He takes the card "what's the idea?"
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
*if anyone's open*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
He perks up slightly. "Yeah. Owlbears are clever monsters, so you have to kill them just right to keep their spirits from getting upset. Unsettled spirits suck to have around, you know? Then you have to prepare them right. I can already tell what dishes I'm going to make with this one."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, see, i have a plethora of... How do put this bluntly... Souls? That I'd like to give their physical form back. What do you use to power your automatons?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Also Mauric has been working very hard as janitor for the past three months or so and his serial killings were retconned. Would you say he’s deserving of a promotion?*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I use gemstones"
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
"Hey, man, you're no stranger to chopping up souls. I've read all the demonology books I could get my paws on since I got here, and you were in a lot of them." He seals the wounds on the essence and puts it in his pocket. "If you ever had a single thought that didn't involve inflicting pain to others, I would be actually impressed with you. But my job is to get rid of demons. I am a cleric and a monster hunter. You should have seen this coming. Go home."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
They plop down, "How in the hells are you killing them that they come back as ghosts sometimes."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?