*Opens trenchcoat. Hey, kid, want some characters?* *here are the fluffers*
Jax is cashing in a bounty
Reese is counting cash at a booth
Lilac is sleeping under a tree.
The Bounty Hunter bumps into them and walks past, not wasting his time apologizing.
The Graverobber walks past them, carrying jewels of all shapes and sizes.
The Houndmaster moves through the forest with Bernard, his dog.
*Is Saphuno available?*
*not at the moment, sorry*
A small explosive finds its way onto their person.
Reese is interested in their loot, rubbing her paws together. "Hey, where'd ya get those?"
Lilac sniffs the air, waking up slowly.
*Nothing to apologize about.*
Jax finds a small explosive on their own person, a little trade.
Marie turns to them, her eyes still hidden. She puts one hand on her hip “What exactly are you referring to?” Quickly pocketing the money.
They find a guy and his dog just living life.
"oh fu-" he says, tossing it away.
"Mmmm, depends on if I'm drunk. But, this time, I meant those jewels."
She pads over to them slowly, smiling.
He finds more in his back, the Bounty Hunter leaning against a wall and watching Jax figure things out.
She smirks before taking the jewels back out, moving them in between her fingers “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
Bernard trods over to her, the Houndmaster watching silently.
The spectacle is much like a dog chasing his tail
"if ya tell me your secrets, i'll tell ya mii-iine~" She says,shuffling the wad of cash like cards.
She sits down in front of Bernard, sniffing him.
The Bounty Hunter chuckles with gravelly laughter “That’s what ya get.”
She flips some knife’s through her hands “Oh just you know what they say about magicians and their secrets~” she walks over and leans on the counter “You can ask Jax if you want to know.”
Bernard does the same in return, curiosity on their dog face.
"You bumped into me, *******!" he says as he desperately tries to get the bombs off. eventually, he tosses his coat off
"Oh, the fox guy? He's cute, I think I might."
Her own scent is friendly. She trots over to the Houndmaster, sniffing him now
Saphuno is toiling in the kitchen over a pot and two pans.
The bombs don’t go off, instead simply just sitting there “Adorable, you think that I care. If I bump into you again there will be more bombs, active ones.”
She smiles “Yeah he is pretty cute, might get a bite myself.”
Bernard and the Houndmaster smell like good friendly things, trying their best to exist with each other.
Damian is already in the kitchen, working on making some stuff for lunch.
"Okay, tough guy." he says while walking off, lighting a cigarette. On his way out, he grabs his jacket
"Mmmm, I got a feeling you wont share" She says while stuffing the cash into her bag
"Hi, how are you?" She says, smiling up at the Houndmaster, tail thrashing behind her
"babe, I need some parsley cut up, can you help me?"
The Bounty Hunter lets him go, walking away on his own.
She takes her owns back into the pouch “That’s an assumption, but you might just be wrong.” She walks towards the tavern.
The Houndmaster looks to the thing “I’m good, how are you? Are you doing well?”
Damian smiles and nods “Consider it done sweets.” He opens the fridge and begins chopping parsley.
A small, blindfolded, hooded person with a cane sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" Saphuno says softly.
"Nothing too strong, please"
"Something with a nibble, got it." She sets down a small mug filled with long tavern iced tea. "two silvers."
they curse in a foriegn language. "Is there anything cheaper? I only have one" she pulls a silver coin out of her pocket
She clicks her tongue, rapping the bar with her claw. Eventually she sighs. "I already poured it, hun. I can cover it myself. This time. Keep your money."
she puts the coin away and takes a sip of the tea. "Thanks."
Assuming she's had other Tavern Tea's, this is the best one she's ever had. "Not a problem, love." *is she fully blind or just blindfolded?*
*yes* She drains it quickly.
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A man with short brown hair and glasses, dressed up in cool-colored business casual, is out in the woods making supernaturally modified .30-06 ammunition. A bizarrely modified Lewis Gun sits beside him. It looks like it mutated somehow, while still remaining identical in functionality. The man looks weary, and a bag of half-eaten fast food sits beside him.
According to the sign on the tavern job board, this is Marvin Eigenghast. A mental health counselor.
Oblivion is watching from the kitchen in the tavern, the starry sky shifting across his form as he watches with curiosity, raising his brow without eyebrows to do so.
Marvin doesn't immediately notice. He finishes his crafting and loads the bullets in. He then picks up a shovel and starts burying the now-loaded weapon. As anyone who has ever had to use a firearm or any kind knows, dirt is quite bad for them.
Oblivion walks over to Marvin, poking them, the feeling like touching a rippling lake of ice cold water “Hello sir, weapons in here aren’t exactly preferable, considering how impatient some people can be.” His voice like an echo from far far away.
A small, blindfolded, hooded person with a cane sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" Saphuno says softly.
"Nothing too strong, please"
"Something with a nibble, got it." She sets down a small mug filled with long tavern iced tea. "two silvers."
they curse in a foriegn language. "Is there anything cheaper? I only have one" she pulls a silver coin out of her pocket
She clicks her tongue, rapping the bar with her claw. Eventually she sighs. "I already poured it, hun. I can cover it myself. This time. Keep your money."
she puts the coin away and takes a sip of the tea. "Thanks."
Assuming she's had other Tavern Tea's, this is the best one she's ever had. "Not a problem, love." *is she fully blind or just blindfolded?*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Opens trenchcoat. Hey, kid, want some characters?* *here are the fluffers*
Jax is cashing in a bounty
Reese is counting cash at a booth
Lilac is sleeping under a tree.
The Bounty Hunter bumps into them and walks past, not wasting his time apologizing.
The Graverobber walks past them, carrying jewels of all shapes and sizes.
The Houndmaster moves through the forest with Bernard, his dog.
*Is Saphuno available?*
*not at the moment, sorry*
A small explosive finds its way onto their person.
Reese is interested in their loot, rubbing her paws together. "Hey, where'd ya get those?"
Lilac sniffs the air, waking up slowly.
*Nothing to apologize about.*
Jax finds a small explosive on their own person, a little trade.
Marie turns to them, her eyes still hidden. She puts one hand on her hip “What exactly are you referring to?” Quickly pocketing the money.
They find a guy and his dog just living life.
"oh fu-" he says, tossing it away.
"Mmmm, depends on if I'm drunk. But, this time, I meant those jewels."
She pads over to them slowly, smiling.
He finds more in his back, the Bounty Hunter leaning against a wall and watching Jax figure things out.
She smirks before taking the jewels back out, moving them in between her fingers “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
Bernard trods over to her, the Houndmaster watching silently.
The spectacle is much like a dog chasing his tail
"if ya tell me your secrets, i'll tell ya mii-iine~" She says,shuffling the wad of cash like cards.
She sits down in front of Bernard, sniffing him.
The Bounty Hunter chuckles with gravelly laughter “That’s what ya get.”
She flips some knife’s through her hands “Oh just you know what they say about magicians and their secrets~” she walks over and leans on the counter “You can ask Jax if you want to know.”
Bernard does the same in return, curiosity on their dog face.
"You bumped into me, *******!" he says as he desperately tries to get the bombs off. eventually, he tosses his coat off
"Oh, the fox guy? He's cute, I think I might."
Her own scent is friendly. She trots over to the Houndmaster, sniffing him now
Saphuno is toiling in the kitchen over a pot and two pans.
The bombs don’t go off, instead simply just sitting there “Adorable, you think that I care. If I bump into you again there will be more bombs, active ones.”
She smiles “Yeah he is pretty cute, might get a bite myself.”
Bernard and the Houndmaster smell like good friendly things, trying their best to exist with each other.
Damian is already in the kitchen, working on making some stuff for lunch.
"Okay, tough guy." he says while walking off, lighting a cigarette. On his way out, he grabs his jacket
"Mmmm, I got a feeling you wont share" She says while stuffing the cash into her bag
"Hi, how are you?" She says, smiling up at the Houndmaster, tail thrashing behind her
"babe, I need some parsley cut up, can you help me?"
The Bounty Hunter lets him go, walking away on his own.
She takes her owns back into the pouch “That’s an assumption, but you might just be wrong.” She walks towards the tavern.
The Houndmaster looks to the thing “I’m good, how are you? Are you doing well?”
Damian smiles and nods “Consider it done sweets.” He opens the fridge and begins chopping parsley.
"Well, I look forward to you proving me wrong" *Reese was already in the tavern*
"I'm doin okay, just woke up but good nonetheless. You seem nice, My names Lilac!"
"Thank you, sexy." she sighs as she looks in her pan, wiping her head with a towel. "need another pound of beef while you're at it, I caramelized this batch too much." She sighs as she dumps the contents of the pan into the trash.
*Then towards a seat*
“I would love to bet on it, if you are so inclined.”
He looks down at them, his voice tired “Thank you, me and Bernard do our best to be friendly.”
He does exactly as she asks of him, a smile on his face as bright as the sun in the sky, sighing slightly “Do you have to be so lovely all the time?” He says, his eyes bright “You… I don’t even know how to describe it.”
Marvin doesn't immediately notice. He finishes his crafting and loads the bullets in. He then picks up a shovel and starts burying the now-loaded weapon. As anyone who has ever had to use a firearm or any kind knows, dirt is quite bad for them.
Oblivion walks over to Marvin, poking them, the feeling like touching a rippling lake of ice cold water “Hello sir, weapons in here aren’t exactly preferable, considering how impatient some people can be.” His voice like an echo from far far away.
Marvin looks up, a little surprised by Oblivion's appearance, but not afraid or in any way uncivil.
"I'm sure, but I have a problem. This weapon is alive, or more accurately, undead. It demands to be used, or it will start to kill on its own. A powerful Spectre brought it with them when they left the Spirit World, and if I killed this thing it would just come back in the hands of a different Spectre. So I'm burying it here, just in case."
A small, blindfolded, hooded person with a cane sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" Saphuno says softly.
"Nothing too strong, please"
"Something with a nibble, got it." She sets down a small mug filled with long tavern iced tea. "two silvers."
they curse in a foriegn language. "Is there anything cheaper? I only have one" she pulls a silver coin out of her pocket
She clicks her tongue, rapping the bar with her claw. Eventually she sighs. "I already poured it, hun. I can cover it myself. This time. Keep your money."
she puts the coin away and takes a sip of the tea. "Thanks."
Assuming she's had other Tavern Tea's, this is the best one she's ever had. "Not a problem, love." *is she fully blind or just blindfolded?*
"Ahh, the need to explore.. I understand, fully. Will you be here long?"
"I don't intend to. But a storm seems to be coming in, and I prefer not to travel in the rain."
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Marvin doesn't immediately notice. He finishes his crafting and loads the bullets in. He then picks up a shovel and starts burying the now-loaded weapon. As anyone who has ever had to use a firearm or any kind knows, dirt is quite bad for them.
Oblivion walks over to Marvin, poking them, the feeling like touching a rippling lake of ice cold water “Hello sir, weapons in here aren’t exactly preferable, considering how impatient some people can be.” His voice like an echo from far far away.
Marvin looks up, a little surprised by Oblivion's appearance, but not afraid or in any way uncivil.
"I'm sure, but I have a problem. This weapon is alive, or more accurately, undead. It demands to be used, or it will start to kill on its own. A powerful Spectre brought it with them when they left the Spirit World, and if I killed this thing it would just come back in the hands of a different Spectre. So I'm burying it here, just in case."
Oblivion tilts his head “I would not believe that I could still be desired inside, whether alive or undead. Although I will not stop you from taking it inside with all the trouble it could cause without you.” They put one hand on the weapon, their hand going completely through, covering the weapon in black void.
She taps her chin, leaning forward “How about you decide the conditions, and we will see where it gets going?”
He smiles “You’re a dragon? Bernard doesn’t like many of those, but he does like you.”
He begins to take out some of his own ingredients “The only thing that makes me feel alive anymore is you.” He says with a little peck on her nose, before boiling some water.
Marvin looks up, a little surprised by Oblivion's appearance, but not afraid or in any way uncivil.
"I'm sure, but I have a problem. This weapon is alive, or more accurately, undead. It demands to be used, or it will start to kill on its own. A powerful Spectre brought it with them when they left the Spirit World, and if I killed this thing it would just come back in the hands of a different Spectre. So I'm burying it here, just in case."
Oblivion tilts his head “I would not believe that I could still be desired inside, whether alive or undead. Although I will not stop you from taking it inside with all the trouble it could cause without you.” They put one hand on the weapon, their hand going completely through, covering the weapon in black void.
"I had no intention of bringing it inside. Even if the protective field would prevent it from hurting anyone, it is still a threatening object." He calmly watches. "I don't know if this is a rude question, but what is that you're doing right there?"
Marvin looks up, a little surprised by Oblivion's appearance, but not afraid or in any way uncivil.
"I'm sure, but I have a problem. This weapon is alive, or more accurately, undead. It demands to be used, or it will start to kill on its own. A powerful Spectre brought it with them when they left the Spirit World, and if I killed this thing it would just come back in the hands of a different Spectre. So I'm burying it here, just in case."
Oblivion tilts his head “I would not believe that I could still be desired inside, whether alive or undead. Although I will not stop you from taking it inside with all the trouble it could cause without you.” They put one hand on the weapon, their hand going completely through, covering the weapon in black void.
"I had no intention of bringing it inside. Even if the protective field would prevent it from hurting anyone, it is still a threatening object." He calmly watches. "I don't know if this is a rude question, but what is that you're doing right there?"
He puts both hands behind his back “My apologies sir, I was simply checking what it takes to create such an object. The concepts of its creation, and seeing if I wanted to replicate a sweet treat of a similar quality and taste. Which I possibly could do.”
"I had no intention of bringing it inside. Even if the protective field would prevent it from hurting anyone, it is still a threatening object." He calmly watches. "I don't know if this is a rude question, but what is that you're doing right there?"
He puts both hands behind his back “My apologies sir, I was simply checking what it takes to create such an object. The concepts of its creation, and seeing if I wanted to replicate a sweet treat of a similar quality and taste. Which I possibly could do.”
"You don't have to apologize. I'm here to listen, not criticize. I'll explain what this is. Curses are powerful effects that can do nearly anything, but if something is destroyed while it has a Curse, it becomes a Spectre in the afterlife. This weapon is an extremely powerful Spectre, and has possessed its original form, becoming what Hunters typically call a Category 3. You see how some parts aren't connected? It's still functional, despite being broken. As a Category 3, is empowers nearby Spectres to increase in category faster, and is strong enough for most countries to call an entire military force to destroy or contain it. If its destroyed, it becomes a regular Category 0 again, until someone finds it and merges it with another machine gun."
She taps her chin, leaning forward “How about you decide the conditions, and we will see where it gets going?”
He smiles “You’re a dragon? Bernard doesn’t like many of those, but he does like you.”
He begins to take out some of his own ingredients “The only thing that makes me feel alive anymore is you.” He says with a little peck on her nose, before boiling some water.
"That's.. ambiguous. Alright, we'll see who he makes more advances on by Wednesday. If its a tie, sounds like we both share him, if nooot.. Well, only one of us gets 'im"
"Yes sir! I'm not like any other dragon though, i'm the fluffiest! I can also change shapes. Why doesn't Bernard like dragons?.."
"You'll feel different when our little one is born, trust me. Did you talk to Mauric about the garden wedding." She pulls the pot off the heat, focusing on the beef now.
She rubs her chin again before smiling wide “That sounds fine to me, although not too difficult of a challenge I suppose. Best of luck.” She walks out of the tavern to find Jax.
He sighs “That is a long story. He’s just had a few more owners than me, and not all of them lived to give him away.”
“I’ve had some talks with him, although I can’t remember what we talked about, maybe because of all of the sleep I’ve been missing because I’m planning the wedding. I think I fainted after talking to him once.”
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The Bounty Hunter lets him go, walking away on his own.
She takes her owns back into the pouch “That’s an assumption, but you might just be wrong.” She walks towards the tavern.
The Houndmaster looks to the thing “I’m good, how are you? Are you doing well?”
Damian smiles and nods “Consider it done sweets.” He opens the fridge and begins chopping parsley.
*yes*
She drains it quickly.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Oblivion walks over to Marvin, poking them, the feeling like touching a rippling lake of ice cold water “Hello sir, weapons in here aren’t exactly preferable, considering how impatient some people can be.” His voice like an echo from far far away.
*Stop i'm already blushing b/c fever*
"Wanderlust."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Then towards a seat*
“I would love to bet on it, if you are so inclined.”
He looks down at them, his voice tired “Thank you, me and Bernard do our best to be friendly.”
He does exactly as she asks of him, a smile on his face as bright as the sun in the sky, sighing slightly “Do you have to be so lovely all the time?” He says, his eyes bright “You… I don’t even know how to describe it.”
Marvin looks up, a little surprised by Oblivion's appearance, but not afraid or in any way uncivil.
"I'm sure, but I have a problem. This weapon is alive, or more accurately, undead. It demands to be used, or it will start to kill on its own. A powerful Spectre brought it with them when they left the Spirit World, and if I killed this thing it would just come back in the hands of a different Spectre. So I'm burying it here, just in case."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I don't intend to. But a storm seems to be coming in, and I prefer not to travel in the rain."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Oblivion tilts his head “I would not believe that I could still be desired inside, whether alive or undead. Although I will not stop you from taking it inside with all the trouble it could cause without you.” They put one hand on the weapon, their hand going completely through, covering the weapon in black void.
*Cut for Salem*
She taps her chin, leaning forward “How about you decide the conditions, and we will see where it gets going?”
He smiles “You’re a dragon? Bernard doesn’t like many of those, but he does like you.”
He begins to take out some of his own ingredients “The only thing that makes me feel alive anymore is you.” He says with a little peck on her nose, before boiling some water.
"I had no intention of bringing it inside. Even if the protective field would prevent it from hurting anyone, it is still a threatening object." He calmly watches. "I don't know if this is a rude question, but what is that you're doing right there?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He puts both hands behind his back “My apologies sir, I was simply checking what it takes to create such an object. The concepts of its creation, and seeing if I wanted to replicate a sweet treat of a similar quality and taste. Which I possibly could do.”
"You don't have to apologize. I'm here to listen, not criticize. I'll explain what this is. Curses are powerful effects that can do nearly anything, but if something is destroyed while it has a Curse, it becomes a Spectre in the afterlife. This weapon is an extremely powerful Spectre, and has possessed its original form, becoming what Hunters typically call a Category 3. You see how some parts aren't connected? It's still functional, despite being broken. As a Category 3, is empowers nearby Spectres to increase in category faster, and is strong enough for most countries to call an entire military force to destroy or contain it. If its destroyed, it becomes a regular Category 0 again, until someone finds it and merges it with another machine gun."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She rubs her chin again before smiling wide “That sounds fine to me, although not too difficult of a challenge I suppose. Best of luck.” She walks out of the tavern to find Jax.
He sighs “That is a long story. He’s just had a few more owners than me, and not all of them lived to give him away.”
“I’ve had some talks with him, although I can’t remember what we talked about, maybe because of all of the sleep I’ve been missing because I’m planning the wedding. I think I fainted after talking to him once.”