Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
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*Me, Viper, and our dad are going to Sonic today for tasty fun time*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Anyway, who wants RP?*
*(Dangles piece of bacon)*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Ooh, bacon! (makes a grab for the bacon)*
*Might not have much time to RP at the moment, so be prepared for a disappearing act*
Tearthorn is mentally arguing with krail.
Kharn is being Kharn, fingering his kris in the shadow's somewhere.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I do!*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*(grabs your hand) Fair trade.*
*Could you give me a more defined prompt than "somewhere?" I don't know what to do with that.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The monstrous pirate guy is cooking... something with a lot of cheese, butter, chocolate, and bacon. Now I know that sounds bad for your health, but what he's doing looks like it could kill all the doctors in the local tri-state area.
Max is in his workshop, nailing pillows to the walls. He looks exhausted.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Give me the bacon, then we’ll talk*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Samaritan watches from afar, his six sets of eyes narrowed.
Doctor Gigli and his assistant knock on the door, moonlighting as the health inspectors for the day.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*("accidentally" dunks bacon in chocolate and hands it to you) Oh dear...*
*What if Mauric started hearing T H E V O I C E S?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*which voices; the encouraging, manipulative ones, or the Satanic ones?*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Outside the inn? Inside the inn? idk the location of this place other than the fact that there's a forest and an inn. Let's say the forest*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He sniffs the air, then chuckles. "Ah, a devil. I don't meet up with your people anymore, which is a real shame, isn't it? I think I'm an easy enough mark for even the lowest fiends."
Max puts on a smile, unlocks the door, and steps out. "Hello! Welcome to Big Burger Beastro! We aren't open just yet, but if you're hungry I can make an exception for you!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*The Tasting Beast, a monstrosity from a book I just got, is a patron of hedonists and chefs, and when it screams, some people can just barely hear its whispers, encouraging them to do crazy things with their cuisine. Deliciousness Paladins are its primary cultists, but theoretically, anyone with an inclination toward the arts could hear it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*oh that’s pretty neat*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*You can just make things up. Entire buildings, even.*
There is the sound of a gunshot and shattering glass nearby, followed by a deep, echoing laugh.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Kharn sighs heavily, straightens his mask, and stalks towards the sound.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Weirdly enough, it doesn't have warlocks. I'm guessing that it lacks the supernatural power to sponsor them, since it's only CR 18 and its biggest magic power is to throw butter at people. Oh, and it smells like excellent buttery pastries, so strongly in fact that it can overwhelm some people. It also has two heads, and is locked in the lower ribcage of a fallen titan buried underneath Flavor City. No one knows where it came from, but it seems to be ancient.*
*It is a very unhealthy creature, and it feeds vicariously off the hedonism of others, which is why it keeps giving people these obscenely decadent ideas.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
There is a heavy-set monstrosity dressed in fiery colors and voluminous fabrics firing a large, ornate rifle into the air, shooting bottles that another pirate is throwing. Various people in varying levels of raggedness are watching, eating and drinking merrily from the crates of smuggled goods that lie around them.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Kharn hates the lot of them on sight, but decides to assess their strength before approaching.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*It sounds very similar to Riotan honestly, but Rio already has a warlock and can turn into a cargo train-sized horned serpent that can burrow to Earth’s core*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.