An imposing, muscular man walks into the tavern. He wears a black, tattered trench coat that hangs open, revealing his bare chest. A pair of baggy breeches are tied to a close high on his waist by a bright orange cummerbund, into which is stuck a rather unnecessary volume of firepower. A wide-brim hat ornamented with a bright red feather shadows his scruffy face, out of which explodes long brown-blonde hair and a thick beard. Their right eye is hidden behind a black patch with ornate golden filigree. The sleeves of the coat are rolled up to his elbows, revealing heavily their heavily scarred triceps and hands. A half-crazed grin lights up their tangerine eyes and reveals the glint of several golden molars. "Finally! Another one of these!" they say as they open the door harshly, flinging their arms wide in celebration.
*HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES ANOTHER TAVERN.*
He sees a man in a black face mask and a business vest about to stab another man with a screwed up sword. There also a few body parts next to him.
A voice enters his mind as helios watches, Touch him with that, and you won't have a good next couple minutes buddy
He drops his hands and stares at him with annoyance. He massaged his forehead, “hmmmm…why does everyone think they’re some all-powerful super god… this is giving me a headache”
I can say that is annoying, but i am a litteral god. However, i'm just saying not to hurt them.
“I’m bored anyway…I need to take some aspirin…who are you anyway?”
I'm helios. God of light and knowledge. Lover of danishes.
An imposing, muscular man walks into the tavern. He wears a black, tattered trench coat that hangs open, revealing his bare chest. A pair of baggy breeches are tied to a close high on his waist by a bright orange cummerbund, into which is stuck a rather unnecessary volume of firepower. A wide-brim hat ornamented with a bright red feather shadows his scruffy face, out of which explodes long brown-blonde hair and a thick beard. Their right eye is hidden behind a black patch with ornate golden filigree. The sleeves of the coat are rolled up to his elbows, revealing heavily their heavily scarred triceps and hands. A half-crazed grin lights up their tangerine eyes and reveals the glint of several golden molars. "Finally! Another one of these!" they say as they open the door harshly, flinging their arms wide in celebration.
*HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES ANOTHER TAVERN.*
He sees a man in a black face mask and a business vest about to stab another man with a screwed up sword. There also a few body parts next to him.
A voice enters his mind as helios watches, Touch him with that, and you won't have a good next couple minutes buddy
He drops his hands and stares at him with annoyance. He massaged his forehead, “hmmmm…why does everyone think they’re some all-powerful super god… this is giving me a headache”
I can say that is annoying, but i am a litteral god. However, i'm just saying not to hurt them.
“I’m bored anyway…I need to take some aspirin…who are you anyway?”
I'm helios. God of light and knowledge. Lover of danishes.
“That is pitiful…I am Zak The Soulless”
Rude, danishes are great
“hmmmmm…do you have any aspirin?”
Yes, An aspirin is teleported to his hand
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
An imposing, muscular man walks into the tavern. He wears a black, tattered trench coat that hangs open, revealing his bare chest. A pair of baggy breeches are tied to a close high on his waist by a bright orange cummerbund, into which is stuck a rather unnecessary volume of firepower. A wide-brim hat ornamented with a bright red feather shadows his scruffy face, out of which explodes long brown-blonde hair and a thick beard. Their right eye is hidden behind a black patch with ornate golden filigree. The sleeves of the coat are rolled up to his elbows, revealing heavily their heavily scarred triceps and hands. A half-crazed grin lights up their tangerine eyes and reveals the glint of several golden molars. "Finally! Another one of these!" they say as they open the door harshly, flinging their arms wide in celebration.
*HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES ANOTHER TAVERN.*
He sees a man in a black face mask and a business vest about to stab another man with a screwed up sword. There also a few body parts next to him.
A voice enters his mind as helios watches, Touch him with that, and you won't have a good next couple minutes buddy
He drops his hands and stares at him with annoyance. He massaged his forehead, “hmmmm…why does everyone think they’re some all-powerful super god… this is giving me a headache”
I can say that is annoying, but i am a litteral god. However, i'm just saying not to hurt them.
“I’m bored anyway…I need to take some aspirin…who are you anyway?”
I'm helios. God of light and knowledge. Lover of danishes.
“That is pitiful…I am Zak The Soulless”
Rude, danishes are great
“hmmmmm…do you have any aspirin?”
Yes, An aspirin is teleported to his hand
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
A man sits in the corner, dressed in a black face mask that conceals all it his eyes and blond hair and a business vest. He sits, massaging his forehead and closing his eyes. His hands are tightly gloved and a small jar hangs by his belt. A glass of water sits untouched beside him.
Raphael waves to them. “Who are you?”
The man freezes and turn his head. “humm…just a man with a headache…”
Want me to try to heal it?
“huhhhhmm…you could try, it won’t work.”
Okay,
they gently touch him, and he regains 30 hit points and is freed from any curse, disease, poison, blindness, or deafness.
“hummmm, that’s a little better. I guess I should ask who you are”
“Raphael. Um… who are you?”
“hmmm…Zak…The Soulless. You don’t have to call me that.”
“What is the cause of that nickname?”
“Well, I collect body parts form my fallen foes” he shakes his jar. “And I like killing people. I’m also a necromancer.”
“So… if you didn’t have headaches, you wouldn’t practice necromancy?”
“Not necessarily, I’d still have boredom. And necromancy is fun, at least, more fun than doing nothing.”
“If I got rid of your headaches and the boredom, then?”
“Why do you want to rid me of my necromancy? I’ll stab you.”
“I see it abhorrent.”
“Okay, so now is when I stab you.” He pulls out a black blade that twists into a spiral around halfway down, it looks like a screw with a sword welded to the end.
"Why? Because I believe something other than you do?" They ask, standing still
*1. No damage in the tavern, 2. do you mind if this character dies*
“Precisely. And your teeth will be mine.” He inspects his teeth
*1. I know, he doesn’t, 2. Yes, 3. What happens if he attacks*
"Mmm... No thank you."
*1. Got it. 2. Understood. 3. Roll to see if he hits*
*pm this to me I gotta go but I wanna continue this*
*repost*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
"If you attack me, I will defend myself."
“Yes alright but where are there body parts?”
"How would I know. I don't know where random people are, and I wouldn't give up my followers to be took apart."
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
"If you attack me, I will defend myself."
“Yes alright but where are there body parts?”
"How would I know. I don't know where random people are, and I wouldn't give up my followers to be took apart."
“People are so rude this is why I only hang out with undead I’m going to sleep…”
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
"If you attack me, I will defend myself."
“Yes alright but where are there body parts?”
"How would I know. I don't know where random people are, and I wouldn't give up my followers to be took apart."
“People are so rude this is why I only hang out with undead I’m going to sleep…”
Yes, An aspirin is teleported to his hand
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Thank you miss," He nods, Setting the half drinken potion on the table
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Hello everyone. Who wants to RP?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A bright flash of light blinds anyone nearby for a second, when their vision is restored he is adjusting his face mask and the aspirin is gone. “Hopefully that’ll kick in…can I look at your teeth?”
Back in black baby
"You're welcome."
0verkill's mobile account, may one day change to the main account.
*cut it please, im on mobile now*
"Why my teeth?"
“Really any small body part will work. Or if you’re willing to give a major one…” he cocks his head and massages above his eyes
Back in black baby
*repost*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I'm not something you can pull pieces off of."
“Why not? I’ll pay you. Or stab you.”
Back in black baby
*Which characters are active?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I have no need for money"
“Ill stab you then. Unless you know where I can get body parts.”
Back in black baby
"If you attack me, I will defend myself."
“Yes alright but where are there body parts?”
Back in black baby
"How would I know. I don't know where random people are, and I wouldn't give up my followers to be took apart."
“People are so rude this is why I only hang out with undead I’m going to sleep…”
Back in black baby
"Its not rude to not want to be taken apart."
*No one?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Versel is talking to the elven lady while mixing another elixir
Helios walks away from the necromancer to check on Raphael
Alaric has conjured a flock of bat cats