He stands and makes some stretching movements, despite the fact that he lacks muscles to stretch. "Thank you a lot for this, KK. It's nice to be alive, wouldn't you agree?"
"Absolutely. Terrifying and beautiful in equal measure." She responds, standing up as well, grinning ear to ear in an unnervingly literal sense.
"..." He looks at her, then holds up his hands to frame her image. "Mind if I take another picture? I like this one better. You've got a great smile."
"Ah, so that's what that flash was. No, I don't mind at all." She responds, taking a second to adjust her tie and dust off her suit coat, that wide toothy grin still on her face the whole time, all her eyes looking towards him.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“See you around, come visit some time, after all, you’re family.” He says with a chuckle, “I get Larry will love to see you again.”
She walks over to them, sheathing her blade. She looks at Xavier, her eyes softening with sympathy, knowing the pain of an internal struggle.
“Because we are a very… passionate couple to say the least about it. We may want to clean before we host a wedding here though.”
"No problem." they walk off "I'd love to visit soon." a stone is left behind on the ground
No, literally fighting himself. His inner demons have manifested physically.
"My dad owes me a favor, he can take care of it."
He looks down to the stone before trying to pick it up and check it out.
Thought he was literally just punching himself. She decides to jump into the fray, blade in hands, swinging down on the first one she sees. To hit:1715 Damage:136
“Perfect, sounds like we are going to have some wonderful weddings. Do you have a maid of honor?”
It's hot, and if Damian's familiar with Rag's heat, he knows that's what it is immediately
(its just one big dude) The shadow grabs the blade, twisting it out of her grip. "I wont stand for this.. for you." it cackles in X's non-lucid voice. "You turned him, and we cant have that."
"Whats that?..."
He does recognize it, and calls out for Sam “Hey! You left this rock behind!” He puts it down, as it almost burns his hand.
She doesn’t stop, ignoring their words, simply worried about X more than anything else in this moment. She attempts to bite them with her mandibles, cutting into their flesh. To hit:2511 Damage:86
“Someone you want to have beside you for your wedding other than your beloved, your closest friend.”
They turn around, worried slightly. They run to come retrieve it. "Oh [GP], thank you.. I need this."
X cries out in pain, reduced to a writhing mass of fur on the ground. "I am him. Who he's supposed to be."
"I don't have friends... I guess you!"
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The little shadow nods in response, readying herself for whatever method of transportation going back to headquarters entails. 'I bet it's some kind of teleportation,' she thinks to herself.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It takes a few steps back, looking up at Rag in what must be horror. The machine's "face" rapidly switches between various warning signs. It doesn't appear to be armed with anything better than a pair of mundane oven mitts hanging from its apron's drawstring. When Rag waves, their antennae twitch. Then it slowly moves to a more approachable stance and waves. "Hello there, friend!"
He cracks his neck, back, and shoulders before speaking in his usual thunderous tone “Hello there, how are you doing?” He walks over to them, squatting down to be at their level, relatively.
He silently turns a knob on his head, then speaks equally loudly. "Well, just got murdered and un-murdered twice! I'm hoping the third time ain't the charm, yeah?" He laughs gregariously, not a shred of nervousness showing. "Now I'm studying the ecosystem and metaphysics of this plane! You've got a cool planet!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“See you around, come visit some time, after all, you’re family.” He says with a chuckle, “I get Larry will love to see you again.”
She walks over to them, sheathing her blade. She looks at Xavier, her eyes softening with sympathy, knowing the pain of an internal struggle.
“Because we are a very… passionate couple to say the least about it. We may want to clean before we host a wedding here though.”
"No problem." they walk off "I'd love to visit soon." a stone is left behind on the ground
No, literally fighting himself. His inner demons have manifested physically.
"My dad owes me a favor, he can take care of it."
He looks down to the stone before trying to pick it up and check it out.
Thought he was literally just punching himself. She decides to jump into the fray, blade in hands, swinging down on the first one she sees. To hit:1715 Damage:136
“Perfect, sounds like we are going to have some wonderful weddings. Do you have a maid of honor?”
It's hot, and if Damian's familiar with Rag's heat, he knows that's what it is immediately
(its just one big dude) The shadow grabs the blade, twisting it out of her grip. "I wont stand for this.. for you." it cackles in X's non-lucid voice. "You turned him, and we cant have that."
"Whats that?..."
He does recognize it, and calls out for Sam “Hey! You left this rock behind!” He puts it down, as it almost burns his hand.
She doesn’t stop, ignoring their words, simply worried about X more than anything else in this moment. She attempts to bite them with her mandibles, cutting into their flesh. To hit:2511 Damage:86
“Someone you want to have beside you for your wedding other than your beloved, your closest friend.”
They turn around, worried slightly. They run to come retrieve it. "Oh [GP], thank you.. I need this."
X cries out in pain, reduced to a writhing mass of fur on the ground. "I am him. Who he's supposed to be."
"I don't have friends... I guess you!"
“Happy to help, why do you have Rag’s heat on you?” He asks curiously, leaning on his shovel and wiggling his eyebrows.
She runs over to X, holding them in her arms, looking at the other X angrily, blood in her eyes “You are NOT Xavier!”
She flicks her hair, “Really?” She says with a smile that tells she expected this “You were going to be mine.”
The little shadow nods in response, readying herself for whatever method of transportation going back to headquarters entails. 'I bet it's some kind of teleportation,' she thinks to herself.
Suddenly, reality above them shatters as if it were glass, and some kind of purple monster with no face and a stony carapace grabs the both of them, taking them through the starry void and dropping them off the futuristic facility. Top doesn’t seem too bothered by the method.
"..." He looks at her, then holds up his hands to frame her image. "Mind if I take another picture? I like this one better. You've got a great smile."
"Ah, so that's what that flash was. No, I don't mind at all." She responds, taking a second to adjust her tie and dust off her suit coat, that wide toothy grin still on her face the whole time, all her eyes looking towards him.
A 3, 2, 1 counts down on his screen before the light flashes once more. "Great! You're a lot prettier- and scarier- than anything Heckna and his goons made, let me tell ya!" He takes a deep breath. "Gosh dang, I can already tell that this place is full of edible matter!" He follows a butterfly with his camera. "That looks high in protein! Mm, mm, mm!" A colorful screen comes up with the word "YUM!" on it in a fun font.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It takes a few steps back, looking up at Rag in what must be horror. The machine's "face" rapidly switches between various warning signs. It doesn't appear to be armed with anything better than a pair of mundane oven mitts hanging from its apron's drawstring. When Rag waves, their antennae twitch. Then it slowly moves to a more approachable stance and waves. "Hello there, friend!"
He cracks his neck, back, and shoulders before speaking in his usual thunderous tone “Hello there, how are you doing?” He walks over to them, squatting down to be at their level, relatively.
He silently turns a knob on his head, then speaks equally loudly. "Well, just got murdered and un-murdered twice! I'm hoping the third time ain't the charm, yeah?" He laughs gregariously, not a shred of nervousness showing. "Now I'm studying the ecosystem and metaphysics of this plane! You've got a cool planet!"
“Likely, sometimes destruction leads to new opportunities. I know that as much as anyone can. As for this, calling it my planet would be inaccurate, but I do think of it as my home. I am happy you like it.” He says with a chuckle, “I am Ragnerious, but most simply call me Rag, and you?”
“See you around, come visit some time, after all, you’re family.” He says with a chuckle, “I get Larry will love to see you again.”
She walks over to them, sheathing her blade. She looks at Xavier, her eyes softening with sympathy, knowing the pain of an internal struggle.
“Because we are a very… passionate couple to say the least about it. We may want to clean before we host a wedding here though.”
"No problem." they walk off "I'd love to visit soon." a stone is left behind on the ground
No, literally fighting himself. His inner demons have manifested physically.
"My dad owes me a favor, he can take care of it."
He looks down to the stone before trying to pick it up and check it out.
Thought he was literally just punching himself. She decides to jump into the fray, blade in hands, swinging down on the first one she sees. To hit:1715 Damage:136
“Perfect, sounds like we are going to have some wonderful weddings. Do you have a maid of honor?”
It's hot, and if Damian's familiar with Rag's heat, he knows that's what it is immediately
(its just one big dude) The shadow grabs the blade, twisting it out of her grip. "I wont stand for this.. for you." it cackles in X's non-lucid voice. "You turned him, and we cant have that."
"Whats that?..."
He does recognize it, and calls out for Sam “Hey! You left this rock behind!” He puts it down, as it almost burns his hand.
She doesn’t stop, ignoring their words, simply worried about X more than anything else in this moment. She attempts to bite them with her mandibles, cutting into their flesh. To hit:2511 Damage:86
“Someone you want to have beside you for your wedding other than your beloved, your closest friend.”
They turn around, worried slightly. They run to come retrieve it. "Oh [GP], thank you.. I need this."
X cries out in pain, reduced to a writhing mass of fur on the ground. "I am him. Who he's supposed to be."
"I don't have friends... I guess you!"
“Happy to help, why do you have Rag’s heat on you?” He asks curiously, leaning on his shovel and wiggling his eyebrows.
She runs over to X, holding them in her arms, looking at the other X angrily, blood in her eyes “You are NOT Xavier!”
She flicks her hair, “Really?” She says with a smile that tells she expected this “You were going to be mine.”
"He's training in my Demiplane. He lets me absorb it so it doesn't hurt anything, and its like the sun for plants for me."
"Not anymore.. But I will reclaim him, eventually." he snarls. "It's only a matter of time before he wields his spoon again."
"Well, we can be eachother's."
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“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
He silently turns a knob on his head, then speaks equally loudly. "Well, just got murdered and un-murdered twice! I'm hoping the third time ain't the charm, yeah?" He laughs gregariously, not a shred of nervousness showing. "Now I'm studying the ecosystem and metaphysics of this plane! You've got a cool planet!"
“Likely, sometimes destruction leads to new opportunities. I know that as much as anyone can. As for this, calling it my planet would be inaccurate, but I do think of it as my home. I am happy you like it.” He says with a chuckle, “I am Ragnerious, but most simply call me Rag, and you?”
"Loddy! A lot of people think I'm a chef, but really I'm a mage and scientist who happens to have a particular focus on food! It's what kept me sane while I was..." His screen goes black and he looks down, his body language showing that he's lost in his own head. That same recording begins to play, his screen showing a first person view pressed against someone's studded leather armor, but after a few seconds it cuts to a picture of a Polaroid camera. "Hey, mind if I take a picture of you? I try to keep mementos of all my friends, so I can look back on the day I met them!"
“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
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“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
He raises an eyebrow “You laid on him, doesn’t seem like friends is the right word then.” He chuckles, “This is one strange family, huh?”
She begins to cry, holding X in her arms, close to her chest, her mandibles folding back into her mouth.
“Sounds like a great time, you get yours, I’ll get mine, and we come back here?”
“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
He raises an eyebrow “You laid on him, doesn’t seem like friends is the right word then.” He chuckles, “This is one strange family, huh?”
She begins to cry, holding X in her arms, close to her chest, her mandibles folding back into her mouth.
“Sounds like a great time, you get yours, I’ll get mine, and we come back here?”
"Why does everybody keep saying that?" they flush, pulling at their face and sighing. "I like him, but like, probably not like, like like..."
"Well, that was new.." he says, coughing up some blood.
"Sure!"
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He silently turns a knob on his head, then speaks equally loudly. "Well, just got murdered and un-murdered twice! I'm hoping the third time ain't the charm, yeah?" He laughs gregariously, not a shred of nervousness showing. "Now I'm studying the ecosystem and metaphysics of this plane! You've got a cool planet!"
“Likely, sometimes destruction leads to new opportunities. I know that as much as anyone can. As for this, calling it my planet would be inaccurate, but I do think of it as my home. I am happy you like it.” He says with a chuckle, “I am Ragnerious, but most simply call me Rag, and you?”
"Loddy! A lot of people think I'm a chef, but really I'm a mage and scientist who happens to have a particular focus on food! It's what kept me sane while I was..." His screen goes black and he looks down, his body language showing that he's lost in his own head. That same recording begins to play, his screen showing a first person view pressed against someone's studded leather armor, but after a few seconds it cuts to a picture of a Polaroid camera. "Hey, mind if I take a picture of you? I try to keep mementos of all my friends, so I can look back on the day I met them!"
“Of course you may, I certainly won’t prevent you from doing so, I am happy you find me a friend of yours.” He makes sure to walk out of the trees, standing as tall as he can, far enough back for them to get his full body in the picture, smiling brightly.
“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
He raises an eyebrow “You laid on him, doesn’t seem like friends is the right word then.” He chuckles, “This is one strange family, huh?”
She begins to cry, holding X in her arms, close to her chest, her mandibles folding back into her mouth.
“Sounds like a great time, you get yours, I’ll get mine, and we come back here?”
"Why does everybody keep saying that?" they flush, pulling at their face and sighing. "I like him, but like, probably not like, like like..."
"Well, that was new.." he says, coughing up some blood.
"Sure!"
“I mean, from what I hear, that’s the only thing I can assume. No point denying what you feel inside, maybe more gods are going to be getting married around here.”
She puts her hand to their mouth, cleaning it softly, “Honey… I’m not going to ask… but I don’t think I can help you anymore without you getting cursed.”
She goes off to go get Jax, waving to them.
Clem is taking a nap on the bed in their cave, snoring softly in his smaller cat form.
"Loddy! A lot of people think I'm a chef, but really I'm a mage and scientist who happens to have a particular focus on food! It's what kept me sane while I was..." His screen goes black and he looks down, his body language showing that he's lost in his own head. That same recording begins to play, his screen showing a first person view pressed against someone's studded leather armor, but after a few seconds it cuts to a picture of a Polaroid camera. "Hey, mind if I take a picture of you? I try to keep mementos of all my friends, so I can look back on the day I met them!"
“Of course you may, I certainly won’t prevent you from doing so, I am happy you find me a friend of yours.” He makes sure to walk out of the trees, standing as tall as he can, far enough back for them to get his full body in the picture, smiling brightly.
He holds his hands to make a square around a small lens to the lower right of his screen. After a second, there is a bright white flash and a click, and he moves both hands into a thumbs up. "Perfect! You've got a great smile, and quite impressively a greater physique! I'm not a sculptor, but if I was I would absolutely want to make a life-sized statue of you!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Loddy! A lot of people think I'm a chef, but really I'm a mage and scientist who happens to have a particular focus on food! It's what kept me sane while I was..." His screen goes black and he looks down, his body language showing that he's lost in his own head. That same recording begins to play, his screen showing a first person view pressed against someone's studded leather armor, but after a few seconds it cuts to a picture of a Polaroid camera. "Hey, mind if I take a picture of you? I try to keep mementos of all my friends, so I can look back on the day I met them!"
“Of course you may, I certainly won’t prevent you from doing so, I am happy you find me a friend of yours.” He makes sure to walk out of the trees, standing as tall as he can, far enough back for them to get his full body in the picture, smiling brightly.
He holds his hands to make a square around a small lens to the lower right of his screen. After a second, there is a bright white flash and a click, and he moves both hands into a thumbs up. "Perfect! You've got a great smile, and quite impressively a greater physique! I'm not a sculptor, but if I was I would absolutely want to make a life-sized statue of you!"
He shakes his head, walking back over to them “It was just the result of some hard work, nothing particularly special. Thank you for the chance, and the kindness you’ve shown to me, anyone who wants to make a life sized statue of me is a flatterer.” He says with a chuckle, “I’m just happy to meet you.” (Man, what if Rag went to visit Granny Greasegrip. That would be fun, but you don’t like playing them anymore, it is what it is.)
“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
He raises an eyebrow “You laid on him, doesn’t seem like friends is the right word then.” He chuckles, “This is one strange family, huh?”
She begins to cry, holding X in her arms, close to her chest, her mandibles folding back into her mouth.
“Sounds like a great time, you get yours, I’ll get mine, and we come back here?”
"Why does everybody keep saying that?" they flush, pulling at their face and sighing. "I like him, but like, probably not like, like like..."
"Well, that was new.." he says, coughing up some blood.
"Sure!"
“I mean, from what I hear, that’s the only thing I can assume. No point denying what you feel inside, maybe more gods are going to be getting married around here.”
She puts her hand to their mouth, cleaning it softly, “Honey… I’m not going to ask… but I don’t think I can help you anymore without you getting cursed.”
She goes off to go get Jax, waving to them.
Clem is taking a nap on the bed in their cave, snoring softly in his smaller cat form.
"He's a busy guy, always takin care of himself. He's got more important things than some rabbit goober."
"I'm gonna have to back home to have this looked at..." he says, sighing. "My home realm, I mean.."
Jax is trying to figure out how to get his powers reversed, and back into his old body. He notices his fiancee and smiles.
Lilac leans down close to him, shifting to her human form. "Dearest, we must go scout our wedding location."
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“There’s nothing more important than love, and Rag’s got a lot of free time, he only works out for hours because he’s got nothing better to do, and I guess now also because it helps you.”
She nods, wiping away her tears “Is there anyway I can help you?” She asks, trying not to have her voice crack.
She grabs their hands, beginning to walk back to the broken church, “I have our venue, and someone you will love to meet, come on, my love.”
He stirs, meowing softly and crawling to rest on her shoulders, rubbing against her neck, licking her softly, as if agreeing to come along.
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"Ah, so that's what that flash was. No, I don't mind at all." She responds, taking a second to adjust her tie and dust off her suit coat, that wide toothy grin still on her face the whole time, all her eyes looking towards him.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
They turn around, worried slightly. They run to come retrieve it. "Oh [GP], thank you.. I need this."
X cries out in pain, reduced to a writhing mass of fur on the ground. "I am him. Who he's supposed to be."
"I don't have friends... I guess you!"
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S♡J
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*Cut for Omori and Top*
The little shadow nods in response, readying herself for whatever method of transportation going back to headquarters entails. 'I bet it's some kind of teleportation,' she thinks to herself.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He silently turns a knob on his head, then speaks equally loudly. "Well, just got murdered and un-murdered twice! I'm hoping the third time ain't the charm, yeah?" He laughs gregariously, not a shred of nervousness showing. "Now I'm studying the ecosystem and metaphysics of this plane! You've got a cool planet!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Happy to help, why do you have Rag’s heat on you?” He asks curiously, leaning on his shovel and wiggling his eyebrows.
She runs over to X, holding them in her arms, looking at the other X angrily, blood in her eyes “You are NOT Xavier!”
She flicks her hair, “Really?” She says with a smile that tells she expected this “You were going to be mine.”
Suddenly, reality above them shatters as if it were glass, and some kind of purple monster with no face and a stony carapace grabs the both of them, taking them through the starry void and dropping them off the futuristic facility. Top doesn’t seem too bothered by the method.
A 3, 2, 1 counts down on his screen before the light flashes once more. "Great! You're a lot prettier- and scarier- than anything Heckna and his goons made, let me tell ya!" He takes a deep breath. "Gosh dang, I can already tell that this place is full of edible matter!" He follows a butterfly with his camera. "That looks high in protein! Mm, mm, mm!" A colorful screen comes up with the word "YUM!" on it in a fun font.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Likely, sometimes destruction leads to new opportunities. I know that as much as anyone can. As for this, calling it my planet would be inaccurate, but I do think of it as my home. I am happy you like it.” He says with a chuckle, “I am Ragnerious, but most simply call me Rag, and you?”
"He's training in my Demiplane. He lets me absorb it so it doesn't hurt anything, and its like the sun for plants for me."
"Not anymore.. But I will reclaim him, eventually." he snarls. "It's only a matter of time before he wields his spoon again."
"Well, we can be eachother's."
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My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Cut for Salem.*
“Really? You can absorb that much heat without dying, gods really are pretty impressive. You two must be great friends.” He doesn’t stop wiggling his eyebrows.
“He won’t do anything of the like, get out of here. He doesn’t need you, he never has, and he will never fall to you again.” She says, holding Xavier close to her.
“Sounds lovely, we should tell our beloveds shouldn’t we?” She asks, smiling.
"Loddy! A lot of people think I'm a chef, but really I'm a mage and scientist who happens to have a particular focus on food! It's what kept me sane while I was..." His screen goes black and he looks down, his body language showing that he's lost in his own head. That same recording begins to play, his screen showing a first person view pressed against someone's studded leather armor, but after a few seconds it cuts to a picture of a Polaroid camera. "Hey, mind if I take a picture of you? I try to keep mementos of all my friends, so I can look back on the day I met them!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I laid on him, it wasn't that hot." they shrug. "The stone has the output turned down though."
The shadow dissipates, but seems to hang over the graveyard
"Certainly. I'd say its bout time we introduce them to eachother, huh?"
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He raises an eyebrow “You laid on him, doesn’t seem like friends is the right word then.” He chuckles, “This is one strange family, huh?”
She begins to cry, holding X in her arms, close to her chest, her mandibles folding back into her mouth.
“Sounds like a great time, you get yours, I’ll get mine, and we come back here?”
"Why does everybody keep saying that?" they flush, pulling at their face and sighing. "I like him, but like, probably not like, like like..."
"Well, that was new.." he says, coughing up some blood.
"Sure!"
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“Of course you may, I certainly won’t prevent you from doing so, I am happy you find me a friend of yours.” He makes sure to walk out of the trees, standing as tall as he can, far enough back for them to get his full body in the picture, smiling brightly.
“I mean, from what I hear, that’s the only thing I can assume. No point denying what you feel inside, maybe more gods are going to be getting married around here.”
She puts her hand to their mouth, cleaning it softly, “Honey… I’m not going to ask… but I don’t think I can help you anymore without you getting cursed.”
She goes off to go get Jax, waving to them.
Clem is taking a nap on the bed in their cave, snoring softly in his smaller cat form.
He holds his hands to make a square around a small lens to the lower right of his screen. After a second, there is a bright white flash and a click, and he moves both hands into a thumbs up. "Perfect! You've got a great smile, and quite impressively a greater physique! I'm not a sculptor, but if I was I would absolutely want to make a life-sized statue of you!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He shakes his head, walking back over to them “It was just the result of some hard work, nothing particularly special. Thank you for the chance, and the kindness you’ve shown to me, anyone who wants to make a life sized statue of me is a flatterer.” He says with a chuckle, “I’m just happy to meet you.” (Man, what if Rag went to visit Granny Greasegrip. That would be fun, but you don’t like playing them anymore, it is what it is.)
"He's a busy guy, always takin care of himself. He's got more important things than some rabbit goober."
"I'm gonna have to back home to have this looked at..." he says, sighing. "My home realm, I mean.."
Jax is trying to figure out how to get his powers reversed, and back into his old body. He notices his fiancee and smiles.
Lilac leans down close to him, shifting to her human form. "Dearest, we must go scout our wedding location."
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*Cut for Salem.*
“There’s nothing more important than love, and Rag’s got a lot of free time, he only works out for hours because he’s got nothing better to do, and I guess now also because it helps you.”
She nods, wiping away her tears “Is there anyway I can help you?” She asks, trying not to have her voice crack.
She grabs their hands, beginning to walk back to the broken church, “I have our venue, and someone you will love to meet, come on, my love.”
He stirs, meowing softly and crawling to rest on her shoulders, rubbing against her neck, licking her softly, as if agreeing to come along.