"I think it's pretty good. Adds a lot of interest." At the last statement, Atticus snorts. "I wasn't around back then. By the time I was born, people were already killing each other on massive scales for petty reasons. That takes a lot of development."
“It seems I had not developed enough with the times around me, thank you for assisting me, Atticus. What do you mean, interest, may I ask?” He taps the table once more, looking down at the muffin in front of him before picking it up, and unhinging his jaw, the muffin disappearing into the monster’s maw.
"When things are one-note, they tend to get boring. You've got three strong flavors right now: professional detective, rugged hero, and thanks to the flower, you've got a bit of love and peace. Bluebells are representative of constancy, gratitude, everlasting love, stuff like that. You're trying to look like The Guy to Pick if You Need a Hero, so you want to be a multi-textural experience. Someone firm, but kind. Strong enough to punch a bad guy but gentle enough to pat a baby. It's a hard dish, but you've got all the ingredients and prepared them very well."
“Enough to be a hero if I’m called on to be one? You are right, that’s interesting at the worst… I’ll have to become that person, and be more than simply the appearance of that person.” He doesn’t swallow, but when he opens his mouth again the muffin has disappeared without a trace, looking back to them, “Now how would I do that?”
He shakes his head. "Can't eat raw food. For all my power, I can't even eat a salad on my own."
"Hm.. What are the boundaries of that diet?"
"I'm not sure. Fermented foods are fine, cooked is okay, frozen works, but nothing that hasn't been, like, prepared. I think it has something to do with the alchemy of cooking. There's a minimum level of transformation required for me to digest it properly. Like, I can do a sushi roll but not the individual components."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Carrion is somehow in the tavern kitchen. The flesh god, despite being enormous, has somehow managed to make himself fit with room to spare. He appears to be making a fruit salad of sorts, complete with watermelon, cantalope, honeydew, pineapple, apple, pear, grapes, peaches, papaya, and blueberries.
Detective Bluebell analyzes the strange being that is Carrion with a complex look in his eyes, uneasily deciphered, whatever it may be, though there is something that can be clearly seen, hunger, ravenous rather than simply hungry.
Carrion snaps his head around before colliding head-on with a metal rack of plates. He curses in some ancient tongue and rubs his forehead before grunting "Do you need something?"
They blink, though despite their human appearance, their eyelids move horizontally, and individually of each other, tilting his head as he looks over to them, like they are attempting to recognize Carrion.
Carrion huffs "Child.. what do you need?" he asks, his tone more calm now that he didnt bang his head against some dishware.
He smiles at them, his teeth just don’t seem right, having a falseness to them “Just… hungry, sir. Would it be sir, or lord, or god?” He asks, tilting his head.
"I do not care childe, pick whatever you wish." he shrugs and slithers his body out the kitchen window "You are hungry hm? What would you like to eat?"
“Food… any nourishment should suffice, my form in which I consume it shall change depending on what I am given, no point in attempting to convince you I am human.”
"Honey, I could tell that from the beginning." he chuckles and tears out part of his neck, handing it to him.
“The disguise is that poor?” He sighs, before taking the chunk of meat and unhinging his jaw, the food fading into the darkness of his insides.
"When things are one-note, they tend to get boring. You've got three strong flavors right now: professional detective, rugged hero, and thanks to the flower, you've got a bit of love and peace. Bluebells are representative of constancy, gratitude, everlasting love, stuff like that. You're trying to look like The Guy to Pick if You Need a Hero, so you want to be a multi-textural experience. Someone firm, but kind. Strong enough to punch a bad guy but gentle enough to pat a baby. It's a hard dish, but you've got all the ingredients and prepared them very well."
“Enough to be a hero if I’m called on to be one? You are right, that’s interesting at the worst… I’ll have to become that person, and be more than simply the appearance of that person.” He doesn’t swallow, but when he opens his mouth again the muffin has disappeared without a trace, looking back to them, “Now how would I do that?”
"Not really an expert there. Try being a good person, whatever that means to you. Personally I try to adhere to the Principle of Human Respect... despite how bad I am at it. You ever heard of it?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"When things are one-note, they tend to get boring. You've got three strong flavors right now: professional detective, rugged hero, and thanks to the flower, you've got a bit of love and peace. Bluebells are representative of constancy, gratitude, everlasting love, stuff like that. You're trying to look like The Guy to Pick if You Need a Hero, so you want to be a multi-textural experience. Someone firm, but kind. Strong enough to punch a bad guy but gentle enough to pat a baby. It's a hard dish, but you've got all the ingredients and prepared them very well."
“Enough to be a hero if I’m called on to be one? You are right, that’s interesting at the worst… I’ll have to become that person, and be more than simply the appearance of that person.” He doesn’t swallow, but when he opens his mouth again the muffin has disappeared without a trace, looking back to them, “Now how would I do that?”
"Not really an expert there. Try being a good person, whatever that means to you. Personally I try to adhere to the Principle of Human Respect... despite how bad I am at it. You ever heard of it?"
“The Principle of Human Respect? To treat everyone with equal respect despite who they may be and what they have done? Is that right? I doubt I could do that, considering I’ve already made this facade just to be considered human in the first place… but I’ll try, for other’s sake if not mine.”
An elf in a pirate shirt and bandanna is passed out drunk on the lawn, stinking of rum.
A young birdfolk resembling a petrel stands on the roof, singing a shanty and playing along on a hurdy-gurdy.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
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*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
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*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
*Actually, I don't have long today, may have more time tomorrow, pm me when you get on then so I know. Maybe we can start something, or something. (double poke with extra love)*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
*Actually, I don't have long today, may have more time tomorrow, pm me when you get on then so I know. Maybe we can start something, or something. (double poke with extra love)*
*gah, why is it you must go when I get back finally?*
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*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
*Actually, I don't have long today, may have more time tomorrow, pm me when you get on then so I know. Maybe we can start something, or something. (double poke with extra love)*
*gah, why is it you must go when I get back finally?*
*Because I wasted the time I have, I'm sorry, do you wanna start something though? I may be able to push my time a bit.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
*(pokes you)*
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
*Actually, I don't have long today, may have more time tomorrow, pm me when you get on then so I know. Maybe we can start something, or something. (double poke with extra love)*
*gah, why is it you must go when I get back finally?*
*Because I wasted the time I have, I'm sorry, do you wanna start something though? I may be able to push my time a bit.*
*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
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*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
*Probably, don't know who I want, do you mind picking?*
Loo, the stugel, sits down across from them. He looks down at them for a moment, before taking the cigar he had out of his mouth and cleaning some remaining blood off of his hands, he wouldn't want to traumatize any youths, despite not being very old himself, rather young actually.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
*Probably, don't know who I want, do you mind picking?*
Loo, the stugel, sits down across from them. He looks down at them for a moment, before taking the cigar he had out of his mouth and cleaning some remaining blood off of his hands, he wouldn't want to traumatize any youths, despite not being very old himself, rather young actually.
Lacai is polishing his cart
Xavier is working on his prosthetic
Hylem looks at Loo briefly, going back to coloring.
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*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
*Probably, don't know who I want, do you mind picking?*
Loo, the stugel, sits down across from them. He looks down at them for a moment, before taking the cigar he had out of his mouth and cleaning some remaining blood off of his hands, he wouldn't want to traumatize any youths, despite not being very old himself, rather young actually.
Lacai is polishing his cart
Xavier is working on his prosthetic
Hylem looks at Loo briefly, going back to coloring.
Detective Bluebell, looking newly fixed up with the help from Atticus, walks over to the cart, looking down at little Lacai with strange eyes, almost human, but not close enough to be mistaken for one.
They feel a cold hand press against their back, and fangs slide into the ports on their neck.
He looks down with a friendly smile "What are you drawing? Or may I not know?" He speaks with respect, though just enough.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
*Probably, don't know who I want, do you mind picking?*
Loo, the stugel, sits down across from them. He looks down at them for a moment, before taking the cigar he had out of his mouth and cleaning some remaining blood off of his hands, he wouldn't want to traumatize any youths, despite not being very old himself, rather young actually.
Lacai is polishing his cart
Xavier is working on his prosthetic
Hylem looks at Loo briefly, going back to coloring.
Detective Bluebell, looking newly fixed up with the help from Atticus, walks over to the cart, looking down at little Lacai with strange eyes, almost human, but not close enough to be mistaken for one.
They feel a cold hand press against their back, and fangs slide into the ports on their neck.
He looks down with a friendly smile "What are you drawing? Or may I not know?" He speaks with respect, though just enough.
"Hello, can I help you?"
"Ahh-mmm...mmm." he tenses at first, relaxing eventually
He turns the sketchbook around. the drawing is incohesive.
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“Enough to be a hero if I’m called on to be one? You are right, that’s interesting at the worst… I’ll have to become that person, and be more than simply the appearance of that person.” He doesn’t swallow, but when he opens his mouth again the muffin has disappeared without a trace, looking back to them, “Now how would I do that?”
"I'm not sure. Fermented foods are fine, cooked is okay, frozen works, but nothing that hasn't been, like, prepared. I think it has something to do with the alchemy of cooking. There's a minimum level of transformation required for me to digest it properly. Like, I can do a sushi roll but not the individual components."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“The disguise is that poor?” He sighs, before taking the chunk of meat and unhinging his jaw, the food fading into the darkness of his insides.
*Sorry yall, gtg soon for a bit.*
"Not really an expert there. Try being a good person, whatever that means to you. Personally I try to adhere to the Principle of Human Respect... despite how bad I am at it. You ever heard of it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“The Principle of Human Respect? To treat everyone with equal respect despite who they may be and what they have done? Is that right? I doubt I could do that, considering I’ve already made this facade just to be considered human in the first place… but I’ll try, for other’s sake if not mine.”
An elf in a pirate shirt and bandanna is passed out drunk on the lawn, stinking of rum.
A young birdfolk resembling a petrel stands on the roof, singing a shanty and playing along on a hurdy-gurdy.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Okay, I'm back now if anybody is here, don't know how long I'll be around, but I am here.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*(pokes you)*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Oh Salem, you know poking it quite rude. (pokes back) I made a new character, he's bad at pretending to be human, but he's getting better.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I made another autistic boy. wanna rp?*
*(Double poke)*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Actually, I don't have long today, may have more time tomorrow, pm me when you get on then so I know. Maybe we can start something, or something. (double poke with extra love)*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*gah, why is it you must go when I get back finally?*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Because I wasted the time I have, I'm sorry, do you wanna start something though? I may be able to push my time a bit.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Sure, i'll give you my new autistic boy. he's like a mix of Jack and James. owt else?*
A younger adult male sits in the corner booth with his knees up to his chest, cloaked in batman pajamas and a sketchbook and crayon in paw. he's a grey wolf with blue highlights in his hair to match his eyes, and a relatively small stature.
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Probably, don't know who I want, do you mind picking?*
Loo, the stugel, sits down across from them. He looks down at them for a moment, before taking the cigar he had out of his mouth and cleaning some remaining blood off of his hands, he wouldn't want to traumatize any youths, despite not being very old himself, rather young actually.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Lacai is polishing his cart
Xavier is working on his prosthetic
Hylem looks at Loo briefly, going back to coloring.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Detective Bluebell, looking newly fixed up with the help from Atticus, walks over to the cart, looking down at little Lacai with strange eyes, almost human, but not close enough to be mistaken for one.
They feel a cold hand press against their back, and fangs slide into the ports on their neck.
He looks down with a friendly smile "What are you drawing? Or may I not know?" He speaks with respect, though just enough.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hello, can I help you?"
"Ahh-mmm...mmm." he tenses at first, relaxing eventually
He turns the sketchbook around. the drawing is incohesive.
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*So, my dudes, what do you wanna do next?*
*Anything less vague than "literally anything" I will gladly accept*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.