*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Sure!*
*alright! This new character is Edith Perte, the godmother. Who would you like to use? I’d prefer someone that’s in dire need of something, but any could work :>*
*Anzar direly wants to escape the cult but he’s so guilty, does that work? Or I kinda wanna bring my cute little boys Will and Evan here.*
*definitely! You can start. It can take place wherever you want it to, as long as Anzar is alone.*
Anzar is sitting outside of the inn, picking flowers.
As he reaches down to pick a particularly colorful buttercup, it withers and dies right before he touches it. Out of the dirt, a hand springs up, grabbing onto his hand. The appendage has very pale skin, though not unhealthily so. It pulls at Anzar, as if trying to pull itself up or pull him down.
“Ack! What the-“ Anzar yells, yanking his hand away and yelping. He cautiously sticks his hand back out and starts digging.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Sure!*
*alright! This new character is Edith Perte, the godmother. Who would you like to use? I’d prefer someone that’s in dire need of something, but any could work :>*
*Anzar direly wants to escape the cult but he’s so guilty, does that work? Or I kinda wanna bring my cute little boys Will and Evan here.*
*definitely! You can start. It can take place wherever you want it to, as long as Anzar is alone.*
Anzar is sitting outside of the inn, picking flowers.
As he reaches down to pick a particularly colorful buttercup, it withers and dies right before he touches it. Out of the dirt, a hand springs up, grabbing onto his hand. The appendage has very pale skin, though not unhealthily so. It pulls at Anzar, as if trying to pull itself up or pull him down.
“Ack! What the-“ Anzar yells, yanking his hand away and yelping. He cautiously sticks his hand back out and starts digging.
The hand quickly pulls the rest of the body out of the dirt. Soon, a head is visible. She wears a white headband shaped to resemble a heart, and her hair is cut into a raven black Bob. Her pale skin amplifies the intensity of her pink blush, and her lips are a dark navy blue, with sparkling lipstick. She wears eyeshadow in a matching color. She bats her eyes, looking up at Anzar as she pulls the rest of herself out of the ground. She stands up, revealing that she is barely over four feet tall. She wears a puffy gray dress with frills, sleeves, and multiple layers, with black trims and flourishes of white embroidery and designs. She smiles, wiping copious amounts of dirt off her dress (which does not at all help) and looking up to Anzar. “Anzar, was it?” She says in a shrill voice, in a sing-song manner.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
*you should be scared.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Sure!*
*alright! This new character is Edith Perte, the godmother. Who would you like to use? I’d prefer someone that’s in dire need of something, but any could work :>*
*Anzar direly wants to escape the cult but he’s so guilty, does that work? Or I kinda wanna bring my cute little boys Will and Evan here.*
*definitely! You can start. It can take place wherever you want it to, as long as Anzar is alone.*
Anzar is sitting outside of the inn, picking flowers.
As he reaches down to pick a particularly colorful buttercup, it withers and dies right before he touches it. Out of the dirt, a hand springs up, grabbing onto his hand. The appendage has very pale skin, though not unhealthily so. It pulls at Anzar, as if trying to pull itself up or pull him down.
“Ack! What the-“ Anzar yells, yanking his hand away and yelping. He cautiously sticks his hand back out and starts digging.
The hand quickly pulls the rest of the body out of the dirt. Soon, a head is visible. She wears a white headband shaped to resemble a heart, and her hair is cut into a raven black Bob. Her pale skin amplifies the intensity of her pink blush, and her lips are a dark navy blue, with sparkling lipstick. She wears eyeshadow in a matching color. She bats her eyes, looking up at Anzar as she pulls the rest of herself out of the ground. She stands up, revealing that she is barely over four feet tall. She wears a puffy gray dress with frills, sleeves, and multiple layers, with black trims and flourishes of white embroidery and designs. She smiles, wiping copious amounts of dirt off her dress (which does not at all help) and looking up to Anzar. “Anzar, was it?” She says in a shrill voice, in a sing-song manner.
*I love your descriptions, I could never make them so beautiful.*
“How do you know my name?” His eyeballs flash from side to side, looking for a way out. “And who even are you?” He demands.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
*you should be scared.*
*Who me?! Way to break the fourth wall ;)*
*the fourth wall broke a long time ago, my dear…*
*it broke when you started dealing with the Archcrone.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*still here if anyone else is, I have a fun new character :>*
*Never been on this thread before, I'll have to read the description first.*
*So this thread is a place for different character to talk? haberdasheries.*
*its basically just a catch-all tavern, where any character can really fit.*
*I see, I might bring a old friend here. He has traveled through many canpaigns with me.*
*that’d be fun! I’d love to be able to interact with him.*
*He is an slightly insane, incredibly powerful, mastiff riding, halfing. He has taken CR 30 creatures out by himself with his strange build. (He is a lot of fun to RP.)*
*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
*you should be scared.*
*Who me?! Way to break the fourth wall ;)*
*the fourth wall broke a long time ago, my dear…*
*it broke when you started dealing with the Archcrone.*
*Ah I see how it is. You know you could just put "My darlings" in your signature to start conversation off easier. ;))*
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
She pouts. “Oh, but don’t you want something? Don’t you want something real, real bad?… I only want to help.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
She pouts. “Oh, but don’t you want something? Don’t you want something real, real bad?… I only want to help.”
“You can’t snap your fingers and make everything okay. This is a moral dilemma. Magic can’t solve that.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
She pouts. “Oh, but don’t you want something? Don’t you want something real, real bad?… I only want to help.”
“You can’t snap your fingers and make everything okay. This is a moral dilemma. Magic can’t solve that.”
“But I bet that I could help you, that’s for sure! How about we start with you explaining to me this… moral dilemma, my godchild?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.”She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
She pouts. “Oh, but don’t you want something? Don’t you want something real, real bad?… I only want to help.”
“You can’t snap your fingers and make everything okay. This is a moral dilemma. Magic can’t solve that.”
“But I bet that I could help you, that’s for sure! How about we start with you explaining to me this… moral dilemma, my godchild?”
“I’m not your godchild. But fine. I was tricked into joining a cult that revolves around kindness and protecting the members of the cult. But I don’t want to be stuck in the cult. Every time I try to leave, the owner keeps guilting me into staying. He’s really nice… and really… yeah.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Ack! What the-“ Anzar yells, yanking his hand away and yelping. He cautiously sticks his hand back out and starts digging.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*ooh, now I simply have to meet him… wonder how he’d deal with The Godmother*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*I must prepare a grand entrance for him. Afterall, he has killed several gods. The Godmother sounds absolutely terrifying. *
The hand quickly pulls the rest of the body out of the dirt. Soon, a head is visible. She wears a white headband shaped to resemble a heart, and her hair is cut into a raven black Bob. Her pale skin amplifies the intensity of her pink blush, and her lips are a dark navy blue, with sparkling lipstick. She wears eyeshadow in a matching color. She bats her eyes, looking up at Anzar as she pulls the rest of herself out of the ground. She stands up, revealing that she is barely over four feet tall. She wears a puffy gray dress with frills, sleeves, and multiple layers, with black trims and flourishes of white embroidery and designs. She smiles, wiping copious amounts of dirt off her dress (which does not at all help) and looking up to Anzar. “Anzar, was it?” She says in a shrill voice, in a sing-song manner.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*you should be scared.*
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*I love your descriptions, I could never make them so beautiful.*
“How do you know my name?” His eyeballs flash from side to side, looking for a way out. “And who even are you?” He demands.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*cut with Banan*
*thanksies! I’m very proud of my descriptive writing, glad to hear you think it’s good too :>*
she extends a black gloved hand (one of her hands is gloved, the other isn’t) to shake, grinning ear to ear. After looking a bit closer, Anzar realizes she’s probably… in her mid 40s-early 50s, if she had to guess. “Call me Edith… your new Fairy Godmother… possibly.” She jumps backwards, landing on the top of a fence post, crouching down so that she is eye level with Anzar.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“A fairy godmother? I didn’t realize those were real. Thought they were from fairy tales.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Oh, they are real, my dear! But the stories got one teeny tiny thing wrong about us…“ she suddenly grabs Anzar’s hand, leaning in real close. “We don’t work for free.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Who me?! Way to break the fourth wall ;)*
He yanks his hand away. “That’s good. Because I don’t want your services.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*the fourth wall broke a long time ago, my dear…*
*it broke when you started dealing with the Archcrone.*
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She sits back, crossing her legs. “Oh, really? Well, it was your emotions that summoned me here…” she giggles. “Maybe your heart and your brain are having a disagreement?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Alright. I don’t know who you are, but get out. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Ah I see how it is. You know you could just put "My darlings" in your signature to start conversation off easier. ;))*
She pouts. “Oh, but don’t you want something? Don’t you want something real, real bad?… I only want to help.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“You can’t snap your fingers and make everything okay. This is a moral dilemma. Magic can’t solve that.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“But I bet that I could help you, that’s for sure! How about we start with you explaining to me this… moral dilemma, my godchild?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I’m not your godchild. But fine. I was tricked into joining a cult that revolves around kindness and protecting the members of the cult. But I don’t want to be stuck in the cult. Every time I try to leave, the owner keeps guilting me into staying. He’s really nice… and really… yeah.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*cut with Banan*
she frowns, blinking. “How does he guilt you? What does he say to you that pulls at your heartstrings?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”