At the darkest hour of night, a presence arrives in the graveyard on the edge of town. There was a funeral today, a funeral for a young woman who had tragically died in an accident, run over by a carriage and trampled to death. Her grave is marked by upturned soil and increased bug activity around the area, who had previously caught the scent of rotting flesh.
emerging from the ground nearby, first by a gloved hand, and then pulling the rest of her body out, is the short, shadowed form of Edith Perte. She wipes the dirt off of her poofy gray dress and leaps upon a nearby tombstone, looking in the direction of the fresh grave. Hunched over, perched on the tombstone, she begins to cough and gag, as she coughs up a long silvery wand, painted with black and gold flourishes and tipped with a little five-pointed star. She begins chanting lowly as she waves the wand in the air. ”Bibbidee Bobbidee Boo… Bibbidee Bobbidee Boo…”
the soil of the freshly dug grave begins to churn.
A young man is sitting near the cemetery. He watches curiously as the grave begins to churn. (Same guy that I rped with Circle.)
The soil churns and even begins to bubble somewhat, as if it were boiling water. Chunks of earth begin to float into the air and fling itself to the side- she’s magically digging up a fresh grave.
He keeps watching, waving to her. “Hey! I don’t think people are allowed to loot graves.”
She looks to him, glaring. With a flick of her wand, a dozen motes of golden light swirl around him, and a force, ungodly strong, tries to pull him upwards. Make a DC 21 constitution saving throw.
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He’s shunted 20 ft. Upwards, as per the Levitate spell, and floats there, temporarily defying gravity.
”no interruptions, please. I need to focus.”
“Hey! Put me down!”
“One moment- now be quiet or I’ll take away your ability to speak.” The coffin is soon unearthed, and she lifts that up with magical force as well. It floats above the grave, slowly turning. She steps down from the tombstone and approaches it.
“Stop robbing the graves!”
“Unfortunately, this corpse has something she had promised me in life…” she magically opens the coffin, revealing a mutilated corpse, only just beginning to rot. She conjures a set of spectral blue strings, which grab onto the corpse’s limbs and puppeteer her out of the coffin. She produces a locket from thin air, opening it to reveal that it is empty inside. The corpse’s eyes flutter open, and so does their mouth, as a spectral, grayish blue essence rolls out of her mouth like mist, swirling around her body and flowing through the air towards Edith, and towards her Locket.
“What are you doing?”
The mist coalesces into a single stream, flowing into the locket until it’s been all gathered up by the grandmother. She closes the Locket, and the corpse drops back into the coffin, which begins to close itself, and subsequently bury itself.
”she owed me seven years of her life-… so I took them, and now I have collected them.” She offers no further explanation as she clicks the locket shut, disappears it with a flick of her wrist, and waves her wand in his direction. He is slowly let down, landing on the ground without any harm done to him.
“So… you killed her.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
She nods, as if she was either half listening or that sentence doesn’t quite phase her. “Oh, dear, there are much worse things than death! I assume you can still feel pain?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
She nods, as if she was either half listening or that sentence doesn’t quite phase her. “Oh, dear, there are much worse things than death! I assume you can still feel pain?”
“Very much so.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
She nods, as if she was either half listening or that sentence doesn’t quite phase her. “Oh, dear, there are much worse things than death! I assume you can still feel pain?”
“Very much so.”
She nods. “Oh yeah, no. Not being able to die is a curse.“ she hops to another gravestone nearby, almost seeming to float on the air. “And you said you were a former god… are you so sure you have no reason to be scared? Sometimes a little fear is a good thing-“
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
She nods, as if she was either half listening or that sentence doesn’t quite phase her. “Oh, dear, there are much worse things than death! I assume you can still feel pain?”
“Very much so.”
She nods. “Oh yeah, no. Not being able to die is a curse.“ she hops to another gravestone nearby, almost seeming to float on the air. “And you said you were a former god… are you so sure you have no reason to be scared? Sometimes a little fear is a good thing-“
“After I lost all my loved ones, I performed a ritual to turn myself mortal. But the ritual took time. First, I lost my powers. Now, I’m losing my memories. And someday… someday I will lose my immortality. But that will be in over a thousand years. Of course I have a reason to be scared.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
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“So… you killed her.”
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She shakes her head. “Oh, no. She agreed to it. In exchange for my service, she’d give me 7 years from her lifespan. Neither of us knew how much longer she’d live, but when she finally kicked it- took her fifteen years- I’m coming to collect what is due.” She turns to look at him, smiling. “What do you care anyways?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He shrugs. “Well, my friends are always telling me to care more about people. But now that you say that… sure, makes perfect sense.”
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She shrugs. “Hm. Most people, when I explain that, run off in terror or call the guards or something of the sort.-…”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“It makes perfect sense to me. Besides, I don’t need guards.”
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“Oh really?” She grins. “Against someone as nasty and wicked as me?” Her form dissolves into a two-dimensional shadow, slithering on the ground towards him, before she manifests again, perched on a gravestone, much closer this time.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I used to be a god. That was centuries ago. Still can’t die.”
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She nods, as if she was either half listening or that sentence doesn’t quite phase her. “Oh, dear, there are much worse things than death! I assume you can still feel pain?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Very much so.”
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She nods. “Oh yeah, no. Not being able to die is a curse.“ she hops to another gravestone nearby, almost seeming to float on the air. “And you said you were a former god… are you so sure you have no reason to be scared? Sometimes a little fear is a good thing-“
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“After I lost all my loved ones, I performed a ritual to turn myself mortal. But the ritual took time. First, I lost my powers. Now, I’m losing my memories. And someday… someday I will lose my immortality. But that will be in over a thousand years. Of course I have a reason to be scared.”
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”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
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She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I do.”
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She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
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“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
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“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
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“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
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