A large figure stands at the entrance of the tavern
Lysander waves at them, welcoming them in. “Who might you be? Come! Eat, drink, and be merry!” They proclaim, motioning with a cup of mead.
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A large figure stands at the entrance of the tavern
Lysander waves at them, welcoming them in. “Who might you be? Come! Eat, drink, and be merry!” They proclaim, motioning with a cup of mead.
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
“And what of the others?” They sharply respond
"I dont drink, and am not merry, most of the time"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"I mean, you seem pleasant enough. I don't think it's worth me getting upset about." He winces, then pulls something out of his eye socket. It's a black, swirling mass, and the source of all that evil Raphael had detected. "It really doesn't like you. I'm just taking it out for a bit until you leave. I could feel it pressing against my skull, and I don't want any stress fractures. A body is a wonderful thing to have, and it takes like a thousand years for me to grow a new one." He pulls out a little fork and begins eating nuts directly off the hot iron.
“What is it?” They ask between mouthfuls. “If it causes such pain when confronted with me, surely one must leave it out of one’s life entirely.” “Oh, also, these are quite good.” They add, as they swallow
"Thank you. I call it the Uzumaki Scrapple. It's an orb of captured essence, thousands of the most vile things I could get my paws on. Pit fiends, star spawn emissaries, curses, plagues... bits and pieces. Things that are hard to destroy, and by their nature can never be saved. It's a prison, in a sense." He finally looks at Raph. He's shorter than them.
"I'm no super-being, despite the sparse legends people write about me."
“You don’t quite strike the figure either, friend. So did you forge the fragment? Or did all those… ‘lovely’ essences naturely clump together?”
A large figure stands at the entrance of the tavern
Lysander waves at them, welcoming them in. “Who might you be? Come! Eat, drink, and be merry!” They proclaim, motioning with a cup of mead.
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
“And what of the others?” They sharply respond
"I dont drink, and am not merry, most of the time"
“Well how about now? You’ve got to give me something to work with!” Lysander declares, feigning a sense of exasperation.
"No, i do not"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A large figure stands at the entrance of the tavern
Lysander waves at them, welcoming them in. “Who might you be? Come! Eat, drink, and be merry!” They proclaim, motioning with a cup of mead.
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
“And what of the others?” They sharply respond
"I dont drink, and am not merry, most of the time"
“Well how about now? You’ve got to give me something to work with!” Lysander declares, feigning a sense of exasperation.
"No, i do not"
Lysander shrugs. “You’re driving a hard bargain. How about a name? Or is a direct answer not edgy enough?” He attempts to joke
"I dont have a name, but you may call me Karl"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"Thank you. I call it the Uzumaki Scrapple. It's an orb of captured essence, thousands of the most vile things I could get my paws on. Pit fiends, star spawn emissaries, curses, plagues... bits and pieces. Things that are hard to destroy, and by their nature can never be saved. It's a prison, in a sense." He finally looks at Raph. He's shorter than them.
"I'm no super-being, despite the sparse legends people write about me."
“You don’t quite strike the figure either, friend. So did you forge the fragment? Or did all those… ‘lovely’ essences naturely clump together?”
*Would Raphael head of anything? History: 17*
"It's my invention. The malevolence does love to clump, as you suggest, but on its own it will have to fight to congeal. Every bit of the sickness is hostile. A cosmic force. Personally, I think supernatural evil should go away so we can worry about good old natural evil. Demons and (gp) are too influential these days, you know?" He stretches, then flops onto his back.
*Indeed! Atticus appears to be a revenant of some kind, returning every thousand years to cause chaos for one reason or another, usually ending when Atticus is killed. They're impossible to control (despite several attempts to recruit them to some form of military), and comes in a different form each time with different species and abilities, but always the same general moral code and personality. Their origins are completely unknown, and their power level never surpasses mortal limits.*
"Hmmmmmm... do you have any possessions you would be willing to cut in half? I promise I'll fix it."
"Sure." They hand over a piece of paper which seems to be some form of reciet
He quickly tears it in half and claps twice. The papers instantly come back together, with the signs of the rip still being there. "Seems simple but I can do this with literally anything. Paper, wood, stone, flesh..."
"Quite incredible. Did you discover a quick version of mending?"
"Ah, no. This is far greater than mending. I once cut a person's arm off and then reconnected it. Heavily scarred and heavily traumatized, but it worked just fine! I believe I can even do this to... ah, I should be quiet. Not everyone is comfortable with this." He chuckles.
Lysander pats them on the back. “It’s alright kid, I appreciate the magic arts as well.” They respond, summoning a barrage of sparks to accent their point. “I think it’s phenomenal what you’ve come to possess.”
"Why thank you!" He bows.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Thank you. I call it the Uzumaki Scrapple. It's an orb of captured essence, thousands of the most vile things I could get my paws on. Pit fiends, star spawn emissaries, curses, plagues... bits and pieces. Things that are hard to destroy, and by their nature can never be saved. It's a prison, in a sense." He finally looks at Raph. He's shorter than them.
"I'm no super-being, despite the sparse legends people write about me."
“You don’t quite strike the figure either, friend. So did you forge the fragment? Or did all those… ‘lovely’ essences naturely clump together?”
*Would Raphael head of anything? History: 17*
"It's my invention. The malevolence does love to clump, as you suggest, but on its own it will have to fight to congeal. Every bit of the sickness is hostile. A cosmic force. Personally, I think supernatural evil should go away so we can worry about good old natural evil. Demons and (gp) are too influential these days, you know?" He stretches, then flops onto his back.
*Indeed! Atticus appears to be a revenant of some kind, returning every thousand years to cause chaos for one reason or another, usually ending when Atticus is killed. They're impossible to control (despite several attempts to recruit them to some form of military), and comes in a different form each time with different species and abilities, but always the same general moral code and personality. Their origins are completely unknown, and their power level never surpasses mortal limits.*
“Now in that, we agree. So you speak of the stories as legend making, I guess while I have you, how much would you say is true?”
*reminds me of Able from the SCP universe. Also, remember Raphael can sense lies*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Hmmmmmm... do you have any possessions you would be willing to cut in half? I promise I'll fix it."
"Sure." They hand over a piece of paper which seems to be some form of reciet
He quickly tears it in half and claps twice. The papers instantly come back together, with the signs of the rip still being there. "Seems simple but I can do this with literally anything. Paper, wood, stone, flesh..."
"Quite incredible. Did you discover a quick version of mending?"
"Ah, no. This is far greater than mending. I once cut a person's arm off and then reconnected it. Heavily scarred and heavily traumatized, but it worked just fine! I believe I can even do this to... ah, I should be quiet. Not everyone is comfortable with this." He chuckles.
Lysander pats them on the back. “It’s alright kid, I appreciate the magic arts as well.” They respond, summoning a barrage of sparks to accent their point. “I think it’s phenomenal what you’ve come to possess.”
"Why thank you!" He bows.
Lysander smiles a smile of summer twilights and kind strangers. “From whence does this power flow?”
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A large figure stands at the entrance of the tavern
Lysander waves at them, welcoming them in. “Who might you be? Come! Eat, drink, and be merry!” They proclaim, motioning with a cup of mead.
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
“And what of the others?” They sharply respond
"I dont drink, and am not merry, most of the time"
“Well how about now? You’ve got to give me something to work with!” Lysander declares, feigning a sense of exasperation.
"No, i do not"
Lysander shrugs. “You’re driving a hard bargain. How about a name? Or is a direct answer not edgy enough?” He attempts to joke
"I dont have a name, but you may call me Karl"
“Mind if I name you Karl then?”
"Yes, i do mind"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"Hmmmmmm... do you have any possessions you would be willing to cut in half? I promise I'll fix it."
"Sure." They hand over a piece of paper which seems to be some form of reciet
He quickly tears it in half and claps twice. The papers instantly come back together, with the signs of the rip still being there. "Seems simple but I can do this with literally anything. Paper, wood, stone, flesh..."
"Quite incredible. Did you discover a quick version of mending?"
"Ah, no. This is far greater than mending. I once cut a person's arm off and then reconnected it. Heavily scarred and heavily traumatized, but it worked just fine! I believe I can even do this to... ah, I should be quiet. Not everyone is comfortable with this." He chuckles.
Lysander pats them on the back. “It’s alright kid, I appreciate the magic arts as well.” They respond, summoning a barrage of sparks to accent their point. “I think it’s phenomenal what you’ve come to possess.”
"Why thank you!" He bows.
Lysander smiles a smile of summer twilights and kind strangers. “From whence does this power flow?”
"I am... not exactly sure. It has to do with magic tricks, not actual magic, but the kind you'd find in a stage magician's show."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Well I’m glad you acknowledged it then. So, what brings you here, Karl?”
"I need souls"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A Raspy voice emanates from the figure, "I don't eat"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“And what of the others?” They sharply respond
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I dont drink, and am not merry, most of the time"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“You don’t quite strike the figure either, friend. So did you forge the fragment? Or did all those… ‘lovely’ essences naturely clump together?”
*Would Raphael head of anything? History: 17*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“Well how about now? You’ve got to give me something to work with!” Lysander declares, feigning a sense of exasperation.
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"No, i do not"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Lysander shrugs. “You’re driving a hard bargain. How about a name? Or is a direct answer not edgy enough?” He attempts to joke
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I dont have a name, but you may call me Karl"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"It's my invention. The malevolence does love to clump, as you suggest, but on its own it will have to fight to congeal. Every bit of the sickness is hostile. A cosmic force. Personally, I think supernatural evil should go away so we can worry about good old natural evil. Demons and (gp) are too influential these days, you know?" He stretches, then flops onto his back.
*Indeed! Atticus appears to be a revenant of some kind, returning every thousand years to cause chaos for one reason or another, usually ending when Atticus is killed. They're impossible to control (despite several attempts to recruit them to some form of military), and comes in a different form each time with different species and abilities, but always the same general moral code and personality. Their origins are completely unknown, and their power level never surpasses mortal limits.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Why thank you!" He bows.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Now in that, we agree. So you speak of the stories as legend making, I guess while I have you, how much would you say is true?”
*reminds me of Able from the SCP universe. Also, remember Raphael can sense lies*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Elisha is wandering the tavern, shuffling a deck of cards.
In the corner, a lone figure stands.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Mind if I name you Karl then?”
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Yacalt waves to Elisha. “Who might you be, youngling?”
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Lysander smiles a smile of summer twilights and kind strangers. “From whence does this power flow?”
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Yes, i do mind"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"I am... not exactly sure. It has to do with magic tricks, not actual magic, but the kind you'd find in a stage magician's show."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Well I’m glad you acknowledged it then. So, what brings you here, Karl?”
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I need souls"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“Mmm… how bardic. Sounds bardic to me. You figure yourself as a bard, kid?”
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now