The man at the bar slowly finishes his lobster and ale then walks upstairs to his room, room 44.
*Oh hey, did you read through the posts? Not all of them hit like that last 2 pages?*
Screamer reaches room 44. And grabs the door handle. And opens the door.
*I think I read the original post and from page 31 to now.*
As you open the door, you see something unexpected. About ten feet in front of you is a large bed, on which is the man is laying, motionless. But there's no floor, no ceiling, no walls... the rest of the room is a dark blue void, empty but for random items floating around endlessly. A rusty helmet with engravings you can't discern on it whizzes past your face as you stand in the doorway. If you put a body part in, you can tell gravity still affects you, but the objects floating around all seem to be affected differently by it. The man, still smiling, turns his head toward you. It's a perfectly pleasant smile, and you can't discern any malicious intent, but there's something wrong. The man isn't blinking. His pupils aren't moving. "Come in!" He says in a singsong voice.
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I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
The man at the bar slowly finishes his lobster and ale then walks upstairs to his room, room 44.
*Oh hey, did you read through the posts? Not all of them hit like that last 2 pages?*
Screamer reaches room 44. And grabs the door handle. And opens the door.
*I think I read the original post and from page 31 to now.*
As you open the door, you see something unexpected. About ten feet in front of you is a large bed, on which is the man is laying, motionless. But there's no floor, no ceiling, no walls... the rest of the room is a dark blue void, empty but for random items floating around endlessly. A rusty helmet with engravings you can't discern on it whizzes past your face as you stand in the doorway. If you put a body part in, you can tell gravity still affects you, but the objects floating around all seem to be affected differently by it. The man, still smiling, turns his head toward you. It's a perfectly pleasant smile, and you can't discern any malicious intent, but there's something wrong. The man isn't blinking. His pupils aren't moving. "Come in!" He says in a singsong voice.
*Wait what? I said 33, a different room, unless you wet to a different one on purpose*
The man at the bar slowly finishes his lobster and ale then walks upstairs to his room, room 44.
*Oh hey, did you read through the posts? Not all of them hit like that last 2 pages?*
Screamer reaches room 44. And grabs the door handle. And opens the door.
*I think I read the original post and from page 31 to now.*
As you open the door, you see something unexpected. About ten feet in front of you is a large bed, on which is the man is laying, motionless. But there's no floor, no ceiling, no walls... the rest of the room is a dark blue void, empty but for random items floating around endlessly. A rusty helmet with engravings you can't discern on it whizzes past your face as you stand in the doorway. If you put a body part in, you can tell gravity still affects you, but the objects floating around all seem to be affected differently by it. The man, still smiling, turns his head toward you. It's a perfectly pleasant smile, and you can't discern any malicious intent, but there's something wrong. The man isn't blinking. His pupils aren't moving. "Come in!" He says in a singsong voice.
*Wait what? I said 33, a different room, unless you wet to a different one on purpose*
*Yeah, I went to my room. Screamer established that it's room 44. 44 has no special significance, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't mistaken to be in room 33.*
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I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
A skinny halfling girl bursts through the door to the tavern. Her face is red and she seems to be out of breath. She looks over her shoulder a few times before collapsing into a seat. She's wearing an extravagant pink gown and her brown hair is braided neatly. She looks to be in her teenage years. Seeing the scarecrow in the chair across, (I assume) the girl instinctively recoils before seeing the blood-caked scythe, and she leans forward. Her eyes sparkle and she asks in a high-pitched voice, "Are you... an adventurer?"
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I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
A skinny halfling girl bursts through the door to the tavern. Her face is red and she seems to be out of breath. She looks over her shoulder a few times before collapsing into a seat. She's wearing an extravagant pink gown and her brown hair is braided neatly. She looks to be in her teenage years. Seeing the scarecrow in the chair across, (I assume) the girl instinctively recoils before seeing the blood-caked scythe, and she leans forward. Her eyes sparkle and she asks in a high-pitched voice, "Are you... an adventurer?"
*I want to introduce a new character, so let's bring it back to the point that she flopped down in the chair. Don't worry, this one is just as edgy.*
The lights in the tavern flicker. It's a directional flicker as if the lights were windows and the tavern was going through a tunnel. When the lights come back on, there is a small, tin soldier in the middle of the room. A tiny toy mouse falls down the stairs. There seems to be a trail of small toys.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A skinny halfling girl bursts through the door to the tavern. Her face is red and she seems to be out of breath. She looks over her shoulder a few times before collapsing into a seat. She's wearing an extravagant pink gown and her brown hair is braided neatly. She looks to be in her teenage years. Seeing the scarecrow in the chair across, (I assume) the girl instinctively recoils before seeing the blood-caked scythe, and she leans forward. Her eyes sparkle and she asks in a high-pitched voice, "Are you... an adventurer?"
*I want to introduce a new character, so let's bring it back to the point that she flopped down in the chair. Don't worry, this one is just as edgy.*
The lights in the tavern flicker. It's a directional flicker as if the lights were windows and the tavern was going through a tunnel. When the lights come back on, there is a small, tin soldier in the middle of the room. A tiny toy mouse falls down the stairs. There seems to be a trail of small toys.
The girl jumps out of her seat and curiously picks up the soldier, inspects it for a while, then moves on to the mouse, stashing them in her dress as she moves from one to the next.
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I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
The man at the bar slowly finishes his lobster and ale then walks upstairs to his room, room 44.
*Oh hey, did you read through the posts? Not all of them hit like that last 2 pages?*
Screamer reaches room 44. And grabs the door handle. And opens the door.
*I think I read the original post and from page 31 to now.*
As you open the door, you see something unexpected. About ten feet in front of you is a large bed, on which is the man is laying, motionless. But there's no floor, no ceiling, no walls... the rest of the room is a dark blue void, empty but for random items floating around endlessly. A rusty helmet with engravings you can't discern on it whizzes past your face as you stand in the doorway. If you put a body part in, you can tell gravity still affects you, but the objects floating around all seem to be affected differently by it. The man, still smiling, turns his head toward you. It's a perfectly pleasant smile, and you can't discern any malicious intent, but there's something wrong. The man isn't blinking. His pupils aren't moving. "Come in!" He says in a singsong voice.
*Wait what? I said 33, a different room, unless you wet to a different one on purpose*
*Yeah, I went to my room. Screamer established that it's room 44. 44 has no special significance, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't mistaken to be in room 33.*
*Hey, I'm confused about what happened here...*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Yaisha passes the cat and nods.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Merci." He taps its forehead and it turns back into a ball
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Yaisha smirks. "Room 44?" She writes in ash on a wall.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
Yaisha is loitering downstairs with Swiff still.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*Wait what? I said 33, a different room, unless you wet to a different one on purpose*
Back in black baby
*Lol I wasn't paying attention sorry.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Drake stumbles out of a room. He's dripping with sweat, and immediately fills a glass of water and drinks.
Back in black baby
*Yeah, I went to my room. Screamer established that it's room 44. 44 has no special significance, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't mistaken to be in room 33.*
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
*Anybody home?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'm here.*
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
*Any actives?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
* Yeah, one, but he's in his room. I could think up a new one if you want to interact.*
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
*Yeah, having two characters interact would add a nice element to our RP.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A skinny halfling girl bursts through the door to the tavern. Her face is red and she seems to be out of breath. She looks over her shoulder a few times before collapsing into a seat. She's wearing an extravagant pink gown and her brown hair is braided neatly. She looks to be in her teenage years. Seeing the scarecrow in the chair across, (I assume) the girl instinctively recoils before seeing the blood-caked scythe, and she leans forward. Her eyes sparkle and she asks in a high-pitched voice, "Are you... an adventurer?"
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
*I want to introduce a new character, so let's bring it back to the point that she flopped down in the chair. Don't worry, this one is just as edgy.*
The lights in the tavern flicker. It's a directional flicker as if the lights were windows and the tavern was going through a tunnel. When the lights come back on, there is a small, tin soldier in the middle of the room. A tiny toy mouse falls down the stairs. There seems to be a trail of small toys.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The girl jumps out of her seat and curiously picks up the soldier, inspects it for a while, then moves on to the mouse, stashing them in her dress as she moves from one to the next.
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
*Hey, I'm confused about what happened here...*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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