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Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself)
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.)
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me)
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline)
chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk....
(roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me)
Gasp. Huff. Wheeze.
(Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.)
Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I think that one explains itself)
(Yeah)
Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off*
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Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off*
Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee
Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah.
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah.
What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
(This makes me laugh.)
Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day.
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day.
To hit: 8
Damage: 11
"There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss."
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss."
MISS.
(miss)
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss)
OKAY
(okay)
To hit: 18
Damage: 8
*Damn low rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls*
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11
To hit: 7
Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off.
murica.
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica.
Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica. Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself
"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT"
goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better.
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica. Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT" goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better.
Buys one of those tennis ball firing machines and attacks random civilians with it
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica. Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT" goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better. Buys one of those tennis ball firing machines and attacks random civilians with it
Chows down on a hot dog and watches as his favorite player makes a touchdown.
Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica. Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT" goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better. Buys one of those tennis ball firing machines and attacks random civilians with it Chows down on a hot dog and watches as his favorite player makes a touchdown.
Rugby tackles Yondor. "This is better than American football! RUGBY!!!"
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from Yondor_The_Fantastic >> chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.... (roller coaster pulling the cars up a steep incline) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me going down a roller coaster and my little sister comforting me) Gasp. Huff. Wheeze. (Getting off the roller coaster safely, but out of breath.) Oh gosh, I forgot my card. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (I think that one explains itself) (Yeah) Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off* Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah. What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss? (This makes me laugh.) Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day. To hit: 8 Damage: 11 "There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss." MISS. (miss) OKAY (okay) To hit: 7 Damage: 11 Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off. murica. Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT" goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better. Buys one of those tennis ball firing machines and attacks random civilians with it Chows down on a hot dog and watches as his favorite player makes a touchdown. Rugby tackles Yondor. "This is better than American football! RUGBY!!!"
uh oh.
Yondor BAMFS away.
And realizes that this is not even close to any onomatopoeia in existence. How could we have let ourselves deviate so far from the goal?
Zap
ssshhhhhhhoooomk!
(golf ball flying into the hole. With wings.)
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We deviated, which was wrong, but still fun. English/American banter always makes me laugh
Trillling! Trillling! Trillling!
(My super annoying alarm clock)
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"Don't you have...... things to do??"
(my brain trying to be responsible)
(Yeah)
Uhhhh, lemme go get my manager. *runs off*
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Oh no, wait... I think I have an old £20 pound note in here somwherrrrrreeeeeeee
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Shoot. Well, ya see, I just flew in from America yesterday, got this job, and I'm still trying to learn your money system, soooo yeah.
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What kind of thing would an American understand... hmm... What about a bunch of 5's? Could I pay you with a bunch of 5'sssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
(This makes me laugh.)
Uh.... uh, yeah. Sounds good. Have a good day.
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To hit: 8
Damage: 11
"There's one pound, now I just need to pound you 4 more timmmmeeeesssss."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
MISS.
(miss)
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OKAY
(okay)
To hit: 18
Damage: 8
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Damn low rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Proceeds to drop kick a SOCCER ball into your face, then puts on his baseball hat, hops in his pickup truck, and drives off.
murica.
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Almost dies of an illness called Americaphobia, and has to drink tea and eat biscuits whilst singing "God save the king" to cure oneself
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT"
goes hunting and shoots something with some really specific gun to make himself feel better.
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Buys one of those tennis ball firing machines and attacks random civilians with it
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Chows down on a hot dog and watches as his favorite player makes a touchdown.
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Rugby tackles Yondor. "This is better than American football! RUGBY!!!"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
uh oh.
Yondor BAMFS away.
And realizes that this is not even close to any onomatopoeia in existence. How could we have let ourselves deviate so far from the goal?
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Zap
ssshhhhhhhoooomk!
(golf ball flying into the hole. With wings.)
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We deviated, which was wrong, but still fun. English/American banter always makes me laugh
Trillling! Trillling! Trillling!
(My super annoying alarm clock)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Don't you have...... things to do??"
(my brain trying to be responsible)
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