Then we are doomed to fight forever, as I, King Dragon Slayer, will never die. Jhon will bring me back. I will kill you though, you Hydra. I'll Burn your guts out with my holy resilience.
Death begets death begets death... I don't want war, but I will fight... and you will regret it. If this is the end, I will rage towards it... Taste my sword, snake, you fangs do nothing to the iron of my weapon. Fight me, or die.
Holy, unholy... I am beyond these things. I would come to fight you myself, but I must wait for the proper alignment of the stars and planets.
You may be a dragon slayer, but I am no (stupid autocorrect) dragon.
I will always welcome a challenge. You are unwelcome.
I will not put up with your silly mind games. If you've got something to say name a time and a place.
Only a fool would say that tactics and "mind games" are silly.
To name a time, I would have to be on a timescale anywhere similar to yours.
To name a place, I would need to know the layout of your euclidian dimension.
Tell me: if you are too weak to chew your own Kit-Kat bars, what hope do you have against a lord of the Far Realm?
Tell me: If you support no one and battle no one but me, what will happen when my allies turn on you as well?
I influence many realms, but my prefered one is the realm of my people, the material realm.
I support everyone. It just happens that making enemies with you will create more terror and chaos on the material plane. And when they see you attacking their savior over a discussion about candy, how will they respond? You won't be their hero anymore.
You could trust in your reputation, of course. I'm sure that the person attempting to kill a being beyond most gods can survive using that alone, right?
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
To be honest, I love all candy (except candy that is designed to deliberately overwhelm the palate, such as "challenge candy"), and I believe that people should be allowed to enjoy what they want to as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.
Please don't argue with me on this, I know that there are things that don't directly harm people but are still evil, and I don't want to give or receive examples.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
To be honest, I love all candy (except candy that is designed to deliberately overwhelm the palate, such as "challenge candy"), and I believe that people should be allowed to enjoy what they want to as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.
Please don't argue with me on this, I know that there are things that don't directly harm people but are still evil, and I don't want to give or receive examples.
I don't disagree with you, but I don't agree with you either.
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
To be honest, I love all candy (except candy that is designed to deliberately overwhelm the palate, such as "challenge candy"), and I believe that people should be allowed to enjoy what they want to as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.
Please don't argue with me on this, I know that there are things that don't directly harm people but are still evil, and I don't want to give or receive examples.
I don't disagree with you, but I don't agree with you either.
I'm sorry, this is no place for peace and acceptance.
Attack: 34 Damage: 102 acceptance damage
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
spAg
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
SpaG
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
sPAG
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
spaG
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I support everyone. It just happens that making enemies with you will create more terror and chaos on the material plane. And when they see you attacking their savior over a discussion about candy, how will they respond? You won't be their hero anymore.
You could trust in your reputation, of course. I'm sure that the person attempting to kill a being beyond most gods can survive using that alone, right?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
spOoG
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
To be honest, I love all candy (except candy that is designed to deliberately overwhelm the palate, such as "challenge candy"), and I believe that people should be allowed to enjoy what they want to as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.
Please don't argue with me on this, I know that there are things that don't directly harm people but are still evil, and I don't want to give or receive examples.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I don't disagree with you, but I don't agree with you either.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I'm sorry, this is no place for peace and acceptance.
Attack: 34 Damage: 102 acceptance damage
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I attack you with my almighty death damage
2595 Instant death damage
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Oooo, a fight!
Incoming Dragon Slayer longsword on Baalz!
To hit= 27
Damage= 5680
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Reese's
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I'm sorry but I only like gummy candies like peach rings, sour patch kids, Swedish fish. I can't have chocolate because milk hurts my stomach
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
I support you!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hugs* thank you :3
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
You assume that death can die.
Attack: 30 Damage: 15549
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
let me guess: 15549 damage?
You assume dragons can kill dragon slayers.
attack= 38 Damage= Unable to parse dice roll.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You assume that I am a dragon (that was a serious typo before.)
Attack: 40 Damage: 19535
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Oh okay. Didn't see you correct it lol*
You assume I saw your correction
Attack= 42 Damage= 6627
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You assume that I assume that you saw my correction.
Hit: 2 Damage: 2
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.