This tavern does not exist in reality, but in this place one can overhear many things. The customers come from far and wide. Walk past a booth, negotiate your way across the noisy, main hall, or maybe just hang back in a quiet corner, and listen for a while. . . [The guidelines are simple: Actions and conversation in the background, seen and overheard in this or any tavern. One does not need to link to another. Keep it brief; a few sentences rather than paragraphs. Intriguing, mysterious, curious or funny preferred. Murder hobos and other combatants tend to ruin the customer's dining experience.]
Standing on a table top, one obviously overindulgent kobold holds its cup high and loudly announces to those at its table, "I am protected by the power of insignificance, and have mastered this rare and powerful craft. Who else here would be able to boldly walk up to a dragon, grovel in fealty and adoration, and become acknowledged, accepted, and ignored in mere moments?"
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This tavern does not exist in reality, but in this place one can overhear many things. The customers come from far and wide. Walk past a booth, negotiate your way across the noisy, main hall, or maybe just hang back in a quiet corner, and listen for a while. . . [The guidelines are simple: Actions and conversation in the background, seen and overheard in this or any tavern. One does not need to link to another. Keep it brief; a few sentences rather than paragraphs. Intriguing, mysterious, curious or funny preferred. Murder hobos and other combatants tend to ruin the customer's dining experience.]
Standing on a table top, one obviously overindulgent kobold holds its cup high and loudly announces to those at its table, "I am protected by the power of insignificance, and have mastered this rare and powerful craft. Who else here would be able to boldly walk up to a dragon, grovel in fealty and adoration, and become acknowledged, accepted, and ignored in mere moments?"