*That does look frickin' awesome. Also, how did you find this thread anyway? I've never seen you before. Nice to have ya here, though!**
Zeus absorbs all of the lightning inside the tempest(still awesome) and blasts it at the ground, causing a massive explosion.
He looks back over his shoulder.
"Sorry, Jim! I promise I'll fix it later!""
(I used to be quite active, but faded away after a while. Was browsing Adohand's Kitchen yesterday and this caught my attention)
Squall the Elder Tempest unleashes a powerful gust of wind at Zeus, making a deep trench where the dirt was displaced by the gale's force, before striking with three bolts of lightning.
*That does look frickin' awesome. Also, how did you find this thread anyway? I've never seen you before. Nice to have ya here, though!**
Zeus absorbs all of the lightning inside the tempest(still awesome) and blasts it at the ground, causing a massive explosion.
He looks back over his shoulder.
"Sorry, Jim! I promise I'll fix it later!""
(I used to be quite active, but faded away after a while. Was browsing Adohand's Kitchen yesterday and this caught my attention)
Squall the Elder Tempest unleashes a powerful gust of wind at Zeus, making a deep trench where the dirt was displaced by the gale's force, before striking with three bolts of lightning.
"Your turn."
"Well, this isn't very peaceful." Jim says to himself.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I give my whole banana stock to Drummer as he gave me a free farmers hat and gave me proficiency in farming with the hat. I then go to the nearest blacksmith and buy a scythe to kill people who try to steal my bananas. I also make a scarecrow for no actual reason and create another straw hat for it.
*That does look frickin' awesome. Also, how did you find this thread anyway? I've never seen you before. Nice to have ya here, though!**
Zeus absorbs all of the lightning inside the tempest(still awesome) and blasts it at the ground, causing a massive explosion.
He looks back over his shoulder.
"Sorry, Jim! I promise I'll fix it later!""
(I used to be quite active, but faded away after a while. Was browsing Adohand's Kitchen yesterday and this caught my attention)
Squall the Elder Tempest unleashes a powerful gust of wind at Zeus, making a deep trench where the dirt was displaced by the gale's force, before striking with three bolts of lightning.
"Your turn."
Zeus crosses his arms in defense, and gets blown back a little, but the lightning does not affect him.
*That does look frickin' awesome. Also, how did you find this thread anyway? I've never seen you before. Nice to have ya here, though!**
Zeus absorbs all of the lightning inside the tempest(still awesome) and blasts it at the ground, causing a massive explosion.
He looks back over his shoulder.
"Sorry, Jim! I promise I'll fix it later!""
(I used to be quite active, but faded away after a while. Was browsing Adohand's Kitchen yesterday and this caught my attention)
Squall the Elder Tempest unleashes a powerful gust of wind at Zeus, making a deep trench where the dirt was displaced by the gale's force, before striking with three bolts of lightning.
"Your turn."
Zeus crosses his arms in defense, and gets blown back a little, but the lightning does not affect him.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*Just want to say when rolling to hit it d20, not sure how you got 102.*
I use the Banana Peeler to disarm Zeus and then create a Banana Portal then kick him into it. Except the portal leads to his own stomach meaning his is now in a rift in space.
I then throw a Banana-Rangat Zeus meaning while he is deflecting the massive scythe it leaves his guard open. And if that doesn’t work then i crane kick him. I use my bonus action to drink a strength potion so the Banana-Rangdoes even more knock back leaving no way for Zeus to not be stuck in an inter dimensional rift.
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
*Just want to say when rolling to hit it d20, not sure how you got 102.*
I use the Banana Peeler to disarm Zeus and then create a Banana Portal then kick him into it. Except the portal leads to his own stomach meaning his is now in a rift in space.
20
Damage is 20d100
1946
*I rolled a d20 and added 100 to it, because he's a god.*
Zeus' sword has disappeared before you could hit it, and doesn't move a bit when you kick him. He waves a hand and the portal disappears.
I then throw a Banana-Rangat Zeus meaning while he is deflecting the massive scythe it leaves his guard open. And if that doesn’t work then i crane kick him. I use my bonus action to drink a strength potion so the Banana-Rangdoes even more knock back leaving no way for Zeus to not be stuck in an inter dimensional rift.
He bats it out of the air, and the kick passes straight through his body as though he doesn't exist.
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
(I used to be quite active, but faded away after a while. Was browsing Adohand's Kitchen yesterday and this caught my attention)
Squall the Elder Tempest unleashes a powerful gust of wind at Zeus, making a deep trench where the dirt was displaced by the gale's force, before striking with three bolts of lightning.
"Your turn."
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
"Well, this isn't very peaceful." Jim says to himself.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I give my whole banana stock to Drummer as he gave me a free farmers hat and gave me proficiency in farming with the hat. I then go to the nearest blacksmith and buy a scythe to kill people who try to steal my bananas. I also make a scarecrow for no actual reason and create another straw hat for it.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I then hit Zeus with my scythe as he is ruining the land that we all share together.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
20
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Natural 20
Damage is 20d100
1916
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Nice.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Zeus is chucked back by the invisible force of my scythe now dubbed the Banana Peeler.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"I thank ye for your service to this land. Would you side with me as I now see we have to kill Zeus to save this wondrous place?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
”Ye, let’s teach that slimy bugger a lesson. We shall prevail.”
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"Yes, we shall." Jim flies up and smacks Zeus across the face with a shovel.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Yeah sorry Drummer... XD Anyway, see you later! I gotta run...*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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*Oh, wow... That just sent. I meant to send that on Friday... Sorry!*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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Zeus deflects it with his lightning sword.
Zeus crosses his arms in defense, and gets blown back a little, but the lightning does not affect him.
Zeus takes it square on the chin, not even flinching.
He grins wider.
"Hey, three on one? This is unfair! For you, that is..."
Zeus swings his lightning sword in a wide arc, the sword expanding to thrice its length as it swings, hitting all three of you.
Hit: 105
Damage: 2558
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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*bumb*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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It hits Jim first, and doesn't go any further, as it can't get through his shield.
"This is not a game. We want peace. Why won't you let us have it?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Just want to say when rolling to hit it d20, not sure how you got 102.*
I use the Banana Peeler to disarm Zeus and then create a Banana Portal then kick him into it. Except the portal leads to his own stomach meaning his is now in a rift in space.
20
Damage is 20d100
1962
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I then throw a Banana-Rang at Zeus meaning while he is deflecting the massive scythe it leaves his guard open. And if that doesn’t work then i crane kick him. I use my bonus action to drink a strength potion so the Banana-Rang does even more knock back leaving no way for Zeus to not be stuck in an inter dimensional rift.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Zeus' grin fades.
"I think of it as a game. No one is going to die. I said I would fix your field."
As he says this, the field returns to normal, all of the damage undone, leaving it just the way you laid it.
*I rolled a d20 and added 100 to it, because he's a god.*
Zeus' sword has disappeared before you could hit it, and doesn't move a bit when you kick him. He waves a hand and the portal disappears.
He bats it out of the air, and the kick passes straight through his body as though he doesn't exist.
He then ignores you.
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here