*Just want to say when rolling to hit it d20, not sure how you got 102.*
I use the Banana Peeler to disarm Zeus and then create a Banana Portal then kick him into it. Except the portal leads to his own stomach meaning his is now in a rift in space.
20
Damage is 20d100
1946
*I rolled a d20 and added 100 to it, because he's a god.*
Zeus' sword has disappeared before you could hit it, and doesn't move a bit when you kick him. He waves a hand and the portal disappears.
I then throw a Banana-Rangat Zeus meaning while he is deflecting the massive scythe it leaves his guard open. And if that doesn’t work then i crane kick him. I use my bonus action to drink a strength potion so the Banana-Rangdoes even more knock back leaving no way for Zeus to not be stuck in an inter dimensional rift.
He bats it out of the air, and the kick passes straight through his body as though he doesn't exist.
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down, his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
*Just want to say when rolling to hit it d20, not sure how you got 102.*
I use the Banana Peeler to disarm Zeus and then create a Banana Portal then kick him into it. Except the portal leads to his own stomach meaning his is now in a rift in space.
20
Damage is 20d100
1946
*I rolled a d20 and added 100 to it, because he's a god.*
Zeus' sword has disappeared before you could hit it, and doesn't move a bit when you kick him. He waves a hand and the portal disappears.
I then throw a Banana-Rangat Zeus meaning while he is deflecting the massive scythe it leaves his guard open. And if that doesn’t work then i crane kick him. I use my bonus action to drink a strength potion so the Banana-Rangdoes even more knock back leaving no way for Zeus to not be stuck in an inter dimensional rift.
He bats it out of the air, and the kick passes straight through his body as though he doesn't exist.
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down, his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
I use the spell summon whatever. And summon water. I then boil the water using myself because I’m hot :P. The water become part of the cloud and the cloud is so heavy that all of the rain comes out and Zeus falls into the mud. I use mockery and start laughing at him making him feel really bad and self-conscious so then he can’t defend against my portal. I throw 502927382938 Banana-Rangs at him so he can’t deflect them in case he comes out of his sad state. He gets flinged through the portal and hits his head on a table in a prision cell.
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
"I simply wish to give the others here their space. Should they back off, and you still wish to engage, I will gladly do so."
I use the spell summon whatever. And summon water. I then boil the water using myself because I’m hot :P. The water become part of the cloud and the cloud is so heavy that all of the rain comes out and Zeus falls into the mud. I use mockery and start laughing at him making him feel really bad and self-conscious so then he can’t defend against my portal. I throw 502927382938 Banana-Rangs at him so he can’t deflect them in case he comes out of his sad state. He gets flinged through the portal and hits his head on a table in a prision cell.
The water does nothing, it just disappears. The mockery also does nothing, and the portal is already closed. All of the Banana-Rangs go right through him, stopping in midair and falling to the ground. He stays crying.
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
"I simply wish to give the others here their space. Should they back off, and you still wish to engage, I will gladly do so."
(I cut a bunch of quotes to save space)
*I just broke the quotes*
”You dare challenge me mortal I say to Zeus. I have innate cuteness which is a match even for you and your godly calibre. Bananas will prevail.”
I then use a banana to replenish my health and energy that I used to attack Zeus.
"I propose a solution to this issue, one that will hopefully benefit all. Those who wish to fight shall find a place outside this field. Those who do not, and wish to be left to their own devices, are welcome to remain here, and join us if they change their mind. For fighting, I know this place between the planes of Elemental Water and Elemental Air, that I infused a bit of positive energy in for lightning. We could go there, should you agree with its placement."
At this point, Squall has taken his previous form, though now scaled to a similar size of Zeus's (I'm assuming from context that you're big right now, though I could be wrong).
A powerful gust of wind knocks Zeus's assailants away from him and blocks any incoming attacks, though causing no harm. "And let the guy have a moment, please."
(this is in-character speak for "let's just wait until ZeusTheGreat173 is back")
Zeus I just dealt to you 1.9714753e+14 damage. How are you still alive?
(Damage has basically no effect here, because there aren't statblocks. You can say as big a number as you want, but it doesn't change anything in an rp-only battlefield.
*… So he can just destroy my farm and I can’t do anything?*
(You can respond in RP, but this place is literally called the overpowered arena. This is a place for mashing action figures together until everyone gets bored.)
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
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I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
(Yeah, but anyone can also give a reason why that doesn't work, or counter it, or whatever else. It kinda relies on an honour system where people don't go too crazy, so other people don't have to say "nuh-uh" if they want to continue playing. As you can see from above, that totally worked out (sarcasm). Anyways, welcome to the arena I guess?)
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
Suddenly a portal opens in the sky. 5 Draconic heads of different colors come out of it, followed by a gargantuan body and a long, barbed tail. Tiamat falls to the floor, roaring a mighty roar. She suddenly starts shrinking to the size of a tall humanoid. Her central head became that of a humanoid as well, while her 4 other heads meld into four black horns with a white tip, which held back white hair with a black strip through it. Her skin turned to the color of black with white scars. Her barbed tail remained, but she was now what in Ea’s (my characters name) home world was called an Omsosaa.
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
But after the bar fight finished. You were teleported to a magical prison on which there is no escape. You can’t use your magic, or do anything except watch as I destroy everything you own. I then return the straw hat to its rightful owner, except by now I forgot who that was, so I use it on a statue in a shrine I built myself, about myself.
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I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
Also, I used a magic dog leash, so I can tie you to anything
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
But after the bar fight finished. You were teleported to a magical prison on which there is no escape. You can’t use your magic, or do anything except watch as I destroy everything you own. I then return the straw hat to its rightful owner, except by now I forgot who that was, so I use it on a statue in a shrine I built myself, about myself.
That also was only an inn for lower class like you BL4cKBE4r, everyone else was in my high tech very fancy bar, which was why you saw only lesser beings.
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
But after the bar fight finished. You were teleported to a magical prison on which there is no escape. You can’t use your magic, or do anything except watch as I destroy everything you own. I then return the straw hat to its rightful owner, except by now I forgot who that was, so I use it on a statue in a shrine I built myself, about myself.
I open the poorly secured prision door and walk down the mountain that is called Which There Is No Escape. I watch a tv show called destroy everything you own in my nice banana farm. The straw hat’s rightful owner gave the straw hat to me.
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
Also, I used a magic dog leash, so I can tie you to anything
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
But after the bar fight finished. You were teleported to a magical prison on which there is no escape. You can’t use your magic, or do anything except watch as I destroy everything you own. I then return the straw hat to its rightful owner, except by now I forgot who that was, so I use it on a statue in a shrine I built myself, about myself.
That also was only an inn for lower class like you BL4cKBE4r, everyone else was in my high tech very fancy bar, which was why you saw only lesser beings.
I use the spell summon whatever. And summon water. I then boil the water using myself because I’m hot :P. The water become part of the cloud and the cloud is so heavy that all of the rain comes out and Zeus falls into the mud. I use mockery and start laughing at him making him feel really bad and self-conscious so then he can’t defend against my portal. I throw 502927382938 Banana-Rangs at him so he can’t deflect them in case he comes out of his sad state. He gets flinged through the portal and hits his head on a table in a prision cell.
Banana Rang rolling…
20
Portal Rolling…
20
Banana Rang damage…
400
Times damage by 502927382938
“Ha, that could kill even Tiamat!”
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"I simply wish to give the others here their space. Should they back off, and you still wish to engage, I will gladly do so."
(I cut a bunch of quotes to save space)
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
The water does nothing, it just disappears. The mockery also does nothing, and the portal is already closed. All of the Banana-Rangs go right through him, stopping in midair and falling to the ground. He stays crying.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*Okay, sorry guys, I gotta go now. Catch ya in the new morrow!*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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"You guys look like you're good here, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show." Squall says, while backing out of the fray. "Besides, I don't want to hit anyone by accident. It's no fun attacking noncombatants, and I feel kinda bad about Jim's field."
Zeus looks upset, and looks down at his cloud.
"Sorry, guys. I was just so excited to see someone else. This entire universe has been devoid of intelligent life ever since I arrived. I thought everyone would be as passionate about battling as I am."
You see a tear trickle down his face, and drop into his cloud. Where the drop hits, the cloud darkens, and the darkness spreads along the cloud like a virus, never stopping. When the whole cloud turns to a dark gray, it begins to rumble. Flashes of lightning fly through it. Zeus puts his head in his hands, his elbows resting on his cloud as if it were a solid object. His shoulders are shaking.
"I simply wish to give the others here their space. Should they back off, and you still wish to engage, I will gladly do so."
(I cut a bunch of quotes to save space)
*I just broke the quotes*
”You dare challenge me mortal I say to Zeus. I have innate cuteness which is a match even for you and your godly calibre. Bananas will prevail.”
I then use a banana to replenish my health and energy that I used to attack Zeus.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"I propose a solution to this issue, one that will hopefully benefit all. Those who wish to fight shall find a place outside this field. Those who do not, and wish to be left to their own devices, are welcome to remain here, and join us if they change their mind. For fighting, I know this place between the planes of Elemental Water and Elemental Air, that I infused a bit of positive energy in for lightning. We could go there, should you agree with its placement."
At this point, Squall has taken his previous form, though now scaled to a similar size of Zeus's (I'm assuming from context that you're big right now, though I could be wrong).
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
A powerful gust of wind knocks Zeus's assailants away from him and blocks any incoming attacks, though causing no harm.
"And let the guy have a moment, please."
(this is in-character speak for "let's just wait until ZeusTheGreat173 is back")
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Zeus I just dealt to you 1.9714753e+14 damage. How are you still alive?
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
(Damage has basically no effect here, because there aren't statblocks. You can say as big a number as you want, but it doesn't change anything in an rp-only battlefield.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
*… So he can just destroy my farm and I can’t do anything?*
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
(You can respond in RP, but this place is literally called the overpowered arena. This is a place for mashing action figures together until everyone gets bored.)
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
*So I can use any of my spells on anyone?*
I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I also like wasting peoples time.
I use the thought swapper spell on BL4cKBE4r, and make him think about how good it would be to go to heaven or hell. He then uses a spell to send him there. I will then use a binding spell to tie him to a pool of lava, or cloud. I will then invite everyone over to my inn, and we will drink the night away, except BL4cKBE4r, because he is tied up,
I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I also like wasting peoples time.
(Yeah, but anyone can also give a reason why that doesn't work, or counter it, or whatever else. It kinda relies on an honour system where people don't go too crazy, so other people don't have to say "nuh-uh" if they want to continue playing. As you can see from above, that totally worked out (sarcasm). Anyways, welcome to the arena I guess?)
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
You attempt to tie me to lava but lava is a liquid so it fails and on life you get a syntax error. I start a bar fight at your inn and while you are drinking the night away you are also drunk meaning you cannot dodge my attacks. Cloud is a gas or something like that so that would fail as well. There is no spell called though swapper so that also fails. Okay, I’m happy. Now I have trashed your inn so nobody wants to go there meaning you lost the money you spent on it.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Suddenly a portal opens in the sky. 5 Draconic heads of different colors come out of it, followed by a gargantuan body and a long, barbed tail. Tiamat falls to the floor, roaring a mighty roar. She suddenly starts shrinking to the size of a tall humanoid. Her central head became that of a humanoid as well, while her 4 other heads meld into four black horns with a white tip, which held back white hair with a black strip through it. Her skin turned to the color of black with white scars. Her barbed tail remained, but she was now what in Ea’s (my characters name) home world was called an Omsosaa.
“Where am I?”
MY INFO
But after the bar fight finished. You were teleported to a magical prison on which there is no escape. You can’t use your magic, or do anything except watch as I destroy everything you own. I then return the straw hat to its rightful owner, except by now I forgot who that was, so I use it on a statue in a shrine I built myself, about myself.
I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I also like wasting peoples time.
Also, I used a magic dog leash, so I can tie you to anything
I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I also like wasting peoples time.
That also was only an inn for lower class like you BL4cKBE4r, everyone else was in my high tech very fancy bar, which was why you saw only lesser beings.
I play D&D everyday, every hour, every minute. (Well not every minute but as much as I can). Like my poem?
I also make heroforge creations. I don’t buy them.
I also like wasting peoples time.
I open the poorly secured prision door and walk down the mountain that is called Which There Is No Escape. I watch a tv show called destroy everything you own in my nice banana farm. The straw hat’s rightful owner gave the straw hat to me.
The magic dog leash only works on canines.
Except I set fire to your other one.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn