An armored Arachne holding a spellbook walks into the garden. They don't seem to be the Spider Queen herself, but a representative of the Guild.
The man walks straight up to the representative and says the following. “I challenge your queen to a duel.”
The arachne sighs, jotting something down in a notebook. "I am in no position to speak for the Queen personally, but I can say that we are not interested in any sort of frivolous dueling with anyone. Now, if there is a more pressing matter you wish to address, then I'm all ears."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“If you do not duel you are a coward.” He spits the last word out, clenches his teeth.
The representative looked more annoyed than anything. "I won't listen to your name-calling, and neither will my Guild. I will say this again: We are not interested in any sort of duel. It is not a matter of cowardice, but simply that we have better ways to spend our time than to quibble with arrogant jellyfish. Goodbye." The representative turns around, and walks away.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The mans whole body shakes with rage, “YOU ARE A COWARD!! A COWARD YVONNE!!” He throws his hat down on the floor and spits on it. “I will (shuddering breath)… I will have my revenge. Just wait Yvonne, just wait.”
“If you do not duel you are a coward.” He spits the last word out, clenches his teeth.
The representative looked more annoyed than anything. "I won't listen to your name-calling, and neither will my Guild. I will say this again: We are not interested in any sort of duel. It is not a matter of cowardice, but simply that we have better ways to spend our time than to quibble with arrogant jellyfish. Goodbye." The representative turns around, and walks away.
the king turns to Dndlover. "You should have just made peace with them, like you did with me."
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The mans whole body shakes with rage, “YOU ARE A COWARD!! A COWARD YVONNE!!” He throws his hat down on the floor and spits on it. “I will (shuddering breath)… I will have my revenge. Just wait Yvonne, just wait.”
"Are you really going to start this again?"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“If she is all powerful why does she refuse a duel?” The man says through clenched teeth, “She dismissed me like I am nothing, I cannot, I will not be disrespected like this.”
The old man, being so sneaky he doesn’t even need a stealth check, sneaks up behind everybody and says, “I may be able to find a nice desert for any of your future battles, or wars.”
*This is me asking if I should make a war zone thread where cults can hold duels and wars on*
The old man, being so sneaky he doesn’t even need a stealth check, sneaks up behind everybody and says, “I may be able to find a nice desert for any of your future battles, or wars.”
*This is me asking if I should make a war zone thread where cults can hold duels and wars on*
The old man, being so sneaky he doesn’t even need a stealth check, sneaks up behind everybody and says, “I may be able to find a nice desert for any of your future battles, or wars.”
*This is me asking if I should make a war zone thread where cults can hold duels and wars on*
*Usually we do it on the cult/guild page*
*yeah, or else we find some other kind of alternative, like a desperate thread just for the duel/war*
“It wouldn’t be good on my conscience if I killed an innocent man, I also have nothing against you. But if you wanted to do a friendly competition I will compete, after the spider guild stuff is done and over with.”
“If she is all powerful why does she refuse a duel?” The man says through clenched teeth, “She dismissed me like I am nothing, I cannot, I will not be disrespected like this.”
"Why do you want such a duel? Have you not had enough of an impact on Yvonne and her guild already?"
*Just realised that I should probably post a picture of the king, as I haven't done it on this thread yet.*
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“It wouldn’t be good on my conscience if I killed an innocent man, I also have nothing against you. But if you wanted to do a friendly competition I will compete, after the spider guild stuff is done and over with.”
"I'd like to see you try to kill me, what's your deal with the spider guild?
“It wouldn’t be good on my conscience if I killed an innocent man, I also have nothing against you. But if you wanted to do a friendly competition I will compete, after the spider guild stuff is done and over with.”
"I'd like to see you try to kill me, what's your deal with the spider guild?
"We had a war a while back. Not really much of war though, more of one person trying to hard to overthrow good people to get power." He looks at Dndlover.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man laughs. “Mind you I did not start the war. My queen did. And I have not had enough, and I will continue not having enough until Yvonne is dead. Dead.” He spits on the place where the member of the spider guild had stood moments earlier.
The man laughs. “Mind you I did not start the war. My queen did. And I have not had enough, and I will continue not having enough until Yvonne is dead. Dead.” He spits on the place where the member of the spider guild had stood moments earlier.
"And I assume you still have no valid reason for wanting Yvonne dead?"
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The arachne sighs, jotting something down in a notebook. "I am in no position to speak for the Queen personally, but I can say that we are not interested in any sort of frivolous dueling with anyone. Now, if there is a more pressing matter you wish to address, then I'm all ears."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“If you do not duel you are a coward.” He spits the last word out, clenches his teeth.
I uses to be dndlover_2.
the king comes over. "Hey, calm down. I though you said we were all good now?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man turns to drummer. “What do you mean, ‘Not my queen?’”
I uses to be dndlover_2.
"I'm her ally, I've never actually been one of her subjects. I have my own kingdom. Not the most publicised of ones, but still."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The representative looked more annoyed than anything. "I won't listen to your name-calling, and neither will my Guild. I will say this again: We are not interested in any sort of duel. It is not a matter of cowardice, but simply that we have better ways to spend our time than to quibble with arrogant jellyfish. Goodbye." The representative turns around, and walks away.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The mans whole body shakes with rage, “YOU ARE A COWARD!! A COWARD YVONNE!!” He throws his hat down on the floor and spits on it. “I will (shuddering breath)… I will have my revenge. Just wait Yvonne, just wait.”
I uses to be dndlover_2.
the king turns to Dndlover. "You should have just made peace with them, like you did with me."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Are you really going to start this again?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“If she is all powerful why does she refuse a duel?” The man says through clenched teeth, “She dismissed me like I am nothing, I cannot, I will not be disrespected like this.”
I uses to be dndlover_2.
"If you want to duel, I will gladly fight you"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
The old man, being so sneaky he doesn’t even need a stealth check, sneaks up behind everybody and says, “I may be able to find a nice desert for any of your future battles, or wars.”
*This is me asking if I should make a war zone thread where cults can hold duels and wars on*
MY INFO
*Usually we do it on the cult/guild page*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*yeah, or else we find some other kind of alternative, like a desperate thread just for the duel/war*
I uses to be dndlover_2.
“It wouldn’t be good on my conscience if I killed an innocent man, I also have nothing against you. But if you wanted to do a friendly competition I will compete, after the spider guild stuff is done and over with.”
I uses to be dndlover_2.
"Why do you want such a duel? Have you not had enough of an impact on Yvonne and her guild already?"
*Just realised that I should probably post a picture of the king, as I haven't done it on this thread yet.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I'd like to see you try to kill me, what's your deal with the spider guild?
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"We had a war a while back. Not really much of war though, more of one person trying to hard to overthrow good people to get power." He looks at Dndlover.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man laughs. “Mind you I did not start the war. My queen did. And I have not had enough, and I will continue not having enough until Yvonne is dead. Dead.” He spits on the place where the member of the spider guild had stood moments earlier.
I uses to be dndlover_2.
"And I assume you still have no valid reason for wanting Yvonne dead?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.