A kobold walks into the bar, talking to himself. His greenish skin is kinda slimy and dirty, apart from places where it has almost been rubbed raw by washing. He's wearing a jacket made from two halves crudely sewn together, some tattered trousers that once would have been worth a small fortune, and a necklace with two stones on it. The number 63 is tattooed on his left arm
A white kobold, short even for such a creature, walks in. He has yellow eyes and warm work clothes scribed with necromantic symbols. He carries a long weapon that looks like a mix between a crook and a pitchfork, with multiple hooks pointing in the same direction.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
* a very small blue kobold saunters bouncily into the tavern. he has floppy lil ears and a purple and yellow performers outfit*
Hi I'm Toppo!
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*he walks on his hands up to the bar and asks* Do you have any milk?
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
A kobold walks into the bar, talking to himself. His greenish skin is kinda slimy and dirty, apart from places where it has almost been rubbed raw by washing. He's wearing a jacket made from two halves crudely sewn together, some tattered trousers that once would have been worth a small fortune, and a necklace with two stones on it. The number 63 is tattooed on his left arm
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“Hello!” Says Rogeran, “Welcome to the Kobold Cavern Tavern!”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'This is a nice tavern, a little too shady, but I like a little too shady. Don't I? Man, I need a drink!'
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“What do you want, water, ale or anything else?”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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(Ah yes, when kobolds were red goblin things, how far we have come.)
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'I would like water, no, blood wine, no, water! I'd like water please. Why does every decision have to be so difficult?'
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*I will be joining soon.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Cool!*
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A white kobold, short even for such a creature, walks in. He has yellow eyes and warm work clothes scribed with necromantic symbols. He carries a long weapon that looks like a mix between a crook and a pitchfork, with multiple hooks pointing in the same direction.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Morning'
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"U-uh, good-d morning. It's a bit cold outside for s-summer, isn't it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yes, I suppose it is. Not that cold is a bad thing. Not that it's a good thing either. What's your name?'
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"Mitné. I work producing undead servants in a factory out in Karnnath. Or, I used to."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Good job, I suppose. Making use of the dead. Or creating the dead to raise. What does it matter, really?'
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* a very small blue kobold saunters bouncily into the tavern. he has floppy lil ears and a purple and yellow performers outfit*
Hi I'm Toppo!
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
'Hey Toppo!'
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*he walks on his hands up to the bar and asks* Do you have any milk?
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
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I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
'I think we got milk, yeah!'
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Yiss!
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
'Ya like milk then buddy? Ya don't want something a little stronger?'
*want to join the Cult of Flint?*
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