“Arnold hunh? Strange name for a kobold. So you’ve killed a dragon? How big was it?”
Arnold greedily sips some beer and speaks, "I dunno the exact size of the dragon. I was more focused on... Y'know... Not dying. I think it was a young green dragon, though I haven't encountered any other dragons to compare its size too."
A black female Kobold wearing the outfit below enters the tavern and says, “So this is where I can hide out. Quant.” She approaches the bar and asks for a plate of owlbear.
Arnold walks over to the Kobold and waves his top-hat around in the air as a gesture of respect. "Hello, there, how do you do? I'm Arnold, legendary ranger and slayer off great beasts! I see that this tavern is growing, and it serves as quite a nice little hidey place indeed!"
[OOC] I might not be able to respond to what you guys say next for a while. Sorry.
“Arnold hunh? Strange name for a kobold. So you’ve killed a dragon? How big was it?”
Arnold greedily sips some beer and speaks, "I dunno the exact size of the dragon. I was more focused on... Y'know... Not dying. I think it was a young green dragon, though I haven't encountered any other dragons to compare its size too."
A black female Kobold wearing the outfit below enters the tavern and says, “So this is where I can hide out. Quant.” She approaches the bar and asks for a plate of owlbear.
Arnold walks over to the Kobold and waves his top-hat around in the air as a gesture of respect. "Hello, there, how do you do? I'm Arnold, legendary ranger and slayer off great beasts! I see that this tavern is growing, and it serves as quite a nice little hidey place indeed!"
[OOC] I might not be able to respond to what you guys say next for a while. Sorry.
She takes a sip of somebodies beer and says, “I’m not looking to make friends right now. I’m hunting a group of people and need to lay low. Tell anybody about this and you will wish for death. Do I make myself clear?”
She takes a sip of somebodies beer and says, “I’m not looking to make friends right now. I’m hunting a group of people and need to lay low. Tell anybody about this and you will wish for death. Do I make myself clear?”
"Yes sirree. I won't say a word, though I doubt you could beat me if it ever came to a fight. Bob and I have been through our fair share of battles, and we've always managed to make it out the alive."
Arnold pauses for a second and takes another swig of beer, thinking. "So how do you do? You don't need to be my friend to tell a story or two about your travels."
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She takes a sip of somebodies beer and says, “I’m not looking to make friends right now. I’m hunting a group of people and need to lay low. Tell anybody about this and you will wish for death. Do I make myself clear?”
"Yes sirree. I won't say a word, though I doubt you could beat me if it ever came to a fight. Bob and I have been through our fair share of battles, and we've always managed to make it out the alive."
Arnold pauses for a second and takes another swig of beer, thinking. "So how do you do? You don't need to be my friend to tell a story or two about your travels."
“I’ll tell you this. If you touch this, *pulls out a metal cube* you’d better pray I don’t notice.”
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: 17)
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: Dice rolls not yet available for this section.)
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: Dice rolls not yet available for this section.)
*Let’s try that die roll again, shall we? (7)*
It feels like steel. “Did you really have to touch it?”
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: Dice rolls not yet available for this section.)
*Let’s try that die roll again, shall we? (7)*
It feels like steel. “Did you really have to touch it?”
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: Dice rolls not yet available for this section.)
*Let’s try that die roll again, shall we? (7)*
It feels like steel. “Did you really have to touch it?”
“It’s so shiny.”
“Why don’t you try to pick it up.”
She puts the cube on the counter and waits for you to try to pick it up. If you do try, dc 50 strength check. It would be dc 30, but I’m worried you broke strength rules.
It’s a slightly bit shinier than steel. Nothing else out of the ordinary.
“Good” she says while drinking Arnold’s beer.
"Hey! That's my beer!" Arnold shakes his fist in the air for a moment before apologizing, "Sorry, I sometimes overreact to things. On the topic of the medal box thingy though, could you at least give us one hint as to what it is?"
[OOC] I didn't know we were supposed to have character sheets. I'll make one shortly, though, and that may cause the estimate bonus I used for my perception check to change.
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It’s a slightly bit shinier than steel. Nothing else out of the ordinary.
“Good” she says while drinking Arnold’s beer.
"Hey! That's my beer!" Arnold shakes his fist in the air for a moment before apologizing, "Sorry, I sometimes overreact to things. On the topic of the medal box thingy though, could you at least give us one hint as to what it is?"
[OOC] I didn't know we were supposed to have character sheets. I'll make one shortly, though, and that may cause the estimate bonus I used for my perception check to change.
*You don’t need one. Some people just do. I have specific parts of my characters memorized.*
*Every time I try to join a new tavern, it just dies. You don’t have to pretend to not see my posts if you don’t want to rp with me.*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*You didn’t interact with anyone.* 🤷♂️
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Arnold greedily sips some beer and speaks, "I dunno the exact size of the dragon. I was more focused on... Y'know... Not dying. I think it was a young green dragon, though I haven't encountered any other dragons to compare its size too."
Arnold walks over to the Kobold and waves his top-hat around in the air as a gesture of respect. "Hello, there, how do you do? I'm Arnold, legendary ranger and slayer off great beasts! I see that this tavern is growing, and it serves as quite a nice little hidey place indeed!"
[OOC] I might not be able to respond to what you guys say next for a while. Sorry.
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HERE.She takes a sip of somebodies beer and says, “I’m not looking to make friends right now. I’m hunting a group of people and need to lay low. Tell anybody about this and you will wish for death. Do I make myself clear?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Try me.” Says the muscular female Kobold at the bar, who’s wearing the skull of a much larger Kobold as a mask, and is bristling with weapons.
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The black kobold takes one look and says, “Respect”.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Yes sirree. I won't say a word, though I doubt you could beat me if it ever came to a fight. Bob and I have been through our fair share of battles, and we've always managed to make it out the alive."
Arnold pauses for a second and takes another swig of beer, thinking. "So how do you do? You don't need to be my friend to tell a story or two about your travels."
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HERE.“I’ll tell you this. If you touch this, *pulls out a metal cube* you’d better pray I don’t notice.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"I don't see why I would want to touch that weird piece of medal. But I won't say I'm not interested."
Arnold tries to look at the piece of metal and see if it reminds him of anything/if he notices something unusual about it. Perception: 10
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HERE.It’s a slightly bit shinier than steel. Nothing else out of the ordinary.
“Good” she says while drinking Arnold’s beer.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
While the dark Kobold is occupied drinking Arnold’s beer, the muscular female kobold reaches out her hand, extends fer index finger, and touches the metal cube. (Perception to see if it feels like steel: 17)
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*Let’s try that die roll again, shall we? (24)*
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It feels like steel. “Did you really have to touch it?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“It’s so shiny.”
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“Why don’t you try to pick it up.”
She puts the cube on the counter and waits for you to try to pick it up. If you do try, dc 50 strength check. It would be dc 30, but I’m worried you broke strength rules.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I broke no rules: (https://ddb.ac/characters/92965215/lBdqdo).
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Ok dc 30
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*anyone on?*
I am the Master of Kobolds, tiny dragon sensei! I am the inventor! I am the trickster! I am the kobold nerd! I also like haikus!
I am the maker of The Cult of Mythology Nerds!
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"Hey! That's my beer!" Arnold shakes his fist in the air for a moment before apologizing, "Sorry, I sometimes overreact to things. On the topic of the medal box thingy though, could you at least give us one hint as to what it is?"
[OOC] I didn't know we were supposed to have character sheets. I'll make one shortly, though, and that may cause the estimate bonus I used for my perception check to change.
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HERE.*You don’t need one. Some people just do. I have specific parts of my characters memorized.*
“Here’s a hint. Mind your own business.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!