A large black spot, about the size of a manhole cover, appears in the water, and a hatch rises up, ostensibly connected to something. There is the sound of footsteps and creaking metal from inside.
Flint waits to see what is about to emerge. He has his trusty quarterstaff if something goes wrong, but his instincts tell him that it probably won't come to that
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'Yep, this is the material plane. And yeah, ya by YonStore. To be accurate, ya underneath it. This is a sewer.'
"Oh. Well, we don't seem to be off by much." He calls down the hatch, "All right, bring 'er through!" before dusking inside and closing the porthole behind him.
The dark spot in the water spreads as something massive and metal pushes its way through as if the spot were a portal. It begins to phase through the street above them.
The hatch is already through the roof as huge, mechanical spider legs come out of the portal and force the rest of it through the street. Suddenly, Flint is alone again, but now the smell of smoke cuts through the smell of sewer. Mechanically amplified shouting can be heard from above.
"THE FAMILY FRIENDLY FOOD FACTORY HAS RETURNED TO YONSTORE!! I REPEAT, THE FOUR FS IS BACK!! COME IN FOR THE MEAL OF A LIFETIME, HOLISTIC HEALING, AND WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT!!!"
They can't seem to hear Flint, but he can hear the guy from before shouting through the megaphone.
"COME ONE, COME ALL! WITNESS A WONDER LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BROUGHT TO YOU BY- OH, YOU THERE SIR, WE'RE JUST OPENING! COME ON IN AND GRAB A SEAT, WE'LL BA PACKED SOON! NO, MA'AM, NO NEED FOR RESERVATIONS! SPORTS JACKETS WILL BE PROVIDED, EVEN FOR THE KIDS! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY, JUST COME ON IN!"
As he climbs up from the sewers, he sees a giant machine the size of a building belching smog into the skies. It has three, long, sturdy, spider-like legs and glistens with ocean water.
As he walks through the door, he instantly becomes clean and dry and an arm reaching out of the wall hands him a fancy jacket.
The figure who peeked out of the hatch before is watching over the dining hall from a balcony.
He puts on the fancy jacket and looks down at himself, surprised. He's not used to being this clean and dry. 'Hey there!'
The figure looks at Flint and says something into a mechanical horn-like device connected to the wall.
A pair of curtains open up, revealing a private table with a bowl of mushroom noodles on it. "Reserved for Flint, our Special Helper" reads the place setting.
'Yeah, I can see why they're a pain. But I also know that people see me as a pest, so I can't really judge'
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Flint is clearing out a drain, humming loudly
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A large black spot, about the size of a manhole cover, appears in the water, and a hatch rises up, ostensibly connected to something. There is the sound of footsteps and creaking metal from inside.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Flint waits to see what is about to emerge. He has his trusty quarterstaff if something goes wrong, but his instincts tell him that it probably won't come to that
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The hatch opens, and a humanoid in a suit and makeup climbs partway out and takes a look around.
"Hey, you there! Is this the material plane? We're trying to get to Yonstore, but our navigation machines aren't working properly."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yep, this is the material plane. And yeah, ya by YonStore. To be accurate, ya underneath it. This is a sewer.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Oh. Well, we don't seem to be off by much." He calls down the hatch, "All right, bring 'er through!" before dusking inside and closing the porthole behind him.
The dark spot in the water spreads as something massive and metal pushes its way through as if the spot were a portal. It begins to phase through the street above them.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Who are ya? What are ya doing here?'
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The hatch is already through the roof as huge, mechanical spider legs come out of the portal and force the rest of it through the street. Suddenly, Flint is alone again, but now the smell of smoke cuts through the smell of sewer. Mechanically amplified shouting can be heard from above.
"THE FAMILY FRIENDLY FOOD FACTORY HAS RETURNED TO YONSTORE!! I REPEAT, THE FOUR FS IS BACK!! COME IN FOR THE MEAL OF A LIFETIME, HOLISTIC HEALING, AND WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT!!!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Sounds interesting? Did ya just break through my house? Yes, I count this place as my house'
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*They phased through the sewers and onto the street. They are now above Flint, on the ground above the sewer.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*oh ok*
'Ya say you're back? When were ya last here?'
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They can't seem to hear Flint, but he can hear the guy from before shouting through the megaphone.
"COME ONE, COME ALL! WITNESS A WONDER LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BROUGHT TO YOU BY- OH, YOU THERE SIR, WE'RE JUST OPENING! COME ON IN AND GRAB A SEAT, WE'LL BA PACKED SOON! NO, MA'AM, NO NEED FOR RESERVATIONS! SPORTS JACKETS WILL BE PROVIDED, EVEN FOR THE KIDS! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY, JUST COME ON IN!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Flint decides to come on in, a bit nervous
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As he climbs up from the sewers, he sees a giant machine the size of a building belching smog into the skies. It has three, long, sturdy, spider-like legs and glistens with ocean water.
As he walks through the door, he instantly becomes clean and dry and an arm reaching out of the wall hands him a fancy jacket.
The figure who peeked out of the hatch before is watching over the dining hall from a balcony.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He puts on the fancy jacket and looks down at himself, surprised. He's not used to being this clean and dry. 'Hey there!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The figure looks at Flint and says something into a mechanical horn-like device connected to the wall.
A pair of curtains open up, revealing a private table with a bowl of mushroom noodles on it. "Reserved for Flint, our Special Helper" reads the place setting.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Woah, that's this? Special helper? How do ya know who I am?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*might rejoin yonstore*
*You'd be very welcome to!*
*It's great how this place is so much more active now than like, a month ago!*
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