'Because I'm way more useful and fun alive than dead. If I may ask, what did the people do to make you drown them? Like, threaten your life, or just say that you stink?'
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'I can see how that would be. How many of them are just like- swing sword first, ask questions later. Especially when they find people like us. Usually they think I'm a wererat'
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'I live in a sewer. Not many. But I know you're not a wood elf. Elves don't like the dark, damp places you do. You're like some sort of water creature, something adapted to life down here'
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'I can understand why you'd want to hide it, some people being so iffy about trolls. But come on, you're sewer trash, like me, and I don't care what type of sewer trash you are'
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'Because I'm way more useful and fun alive than dead. If I may ask, what did the people do to make you drown them? Like, threaten your life, or just say that you stink?'
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“The former.”
'Ok, good. Ya got many enemies?'
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“Yes.”
'Like, pest control and the like? They hate me'
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“Adventurers hate me.”
'I can see how that would be. How many of them are just like- swing sword first, ask questions later. Especially when they find people like us. Usually they think I'm a wererat'
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“One time i saw a poster in a town that was asking for help killing a monster under a bridge. I was currently living under the bridge.”
'Ya not a monster, ya a wood elf! Right?' 16 + 2
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“Yes, I’m a wood elf.”
*Kapar auto fails that. He’s lying*
'Ya ... not a wood elf, are ya Kapar? What are ya, if I may ask?'
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“A wood elf.”
'The game's up, I know you're not. I've seen your eyes. No wood elf has eyes like that'
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“How many wood elves have you met?”
'I live in a sewer. Not many. But I know you're not a wood elf. Elves don't like the dark, damp places you do. You're like some sort of water creature, something adapted to life down here'
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Kapar goes over to them.
”do not tell anybody or i will drown you.” He says.
”I am a very elven looking Bridge troll.”
'Oh, I won't tell anyone. Ya secret's safe with me. And it does explain a lot. What sort of elf would live like this?'
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“…you took that much better than i thought.”
'I can understand why you'd want to hide it, some people being so iffy about trolls. But come on, you're sewer trash, like me, and I don't care what type of sewer trash you are'
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“Thanks.”