Flint is frozen right until the roller stops scrubbing him. Hi is watching in amazed horror.
It takes you a few seconds to realise it, but after the roller stops, you feel really clean. Like, so clean that there isn't a spot of grime, dirt, or sewage items anywhere on you. So clean that your skin reflects the light in the room. The staff members look at you, a smile on their faces.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint is shocked. He didn't realise it was possible for him to look like this. Even his usually lank hair is cleaned, and is a few shades lighter than he thought it was. Turns out his hair wasn't really 'dirty blond', it was just dirty. Hi looks dazzled.
Flint is shocked. He didn't realise it was possible for him to look like this. Even his usually lank hair is cleaned, and is a few shades lighter than he thought it was. Turns out his hair wasn't really 'dirty blond', it was just dirty. Hi looks dazzled.
"Are you okay sir?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Am I okay? I'm... brilliant!' He actually looks like a half-elf, not some nasty creature. He picks up Hi and puts him back on his shoulder, which Hi finds comforting.
'The... what?' Hi is terrified and leaps out of his pocket to hide under the chair. This is probably seen by the spa worker
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A massive machine is wheeled into the room. It resembles a steampunk version of one of those big rollers that you see in car washes.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hi squeaks, horrified about what is about to happen to his friend. Flint has completely frozen by this point.
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The roller begins to spin...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint sits back, not scared but definitely shocked, as the roller goes over him. Hi can't bear to look.
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Make a con save.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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*i’m here now*
The roller begins to scrub you. It doesn't exactly hurt, but its not the most comfortable thing either. You can feel the dirt falling from you.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Hey! Flint and Oslo are at the beauty Salon rn*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Hi Arch!*
Flint is frozen right until the roller stops scrubbing him. Hi is watching in amazed horror.
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*those are words i didn’t expect to hear today*
*Flint just wanted to have a look at first- the rest was Oslo's idea!*
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It takes you a few seconds to realise it, but after the roller stops, you feel really clean. Like, so clean that there isn't a spot of grime, dirt, or sewage items anywhere on you. So clean that your skin reflects the light in the room. The staff members look at you, a smile on their faces.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Check this page out*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint is shocked. He didn't realise it was possible for him to look like this. Even his usually lank hair is cleaned, and is a few shades lighter than he thought it was. Turns out his hair wasn't really 'dirty blond', it was just dirty. Hi looks dazzled.
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*curse my computer and its inability to bring me to anything but the first page somehow*
"Are you okay sir?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Aww*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Am I okay? I'm... brilliant!' He actually looks like a half-elf, not some nasty creature. He picks up Hi and puts him back on his shoulder, which Hi finds comforting.
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