Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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'Maybe so. Most of them seem to be kinda scared of you, those who believe ya not just a myth. I think the cannibal stuff comes from how much time we both spend around dead bodies. And I guess I'm not a feral sewer man, any more, not like I used to be, at least. They've got some pretty funny perspectives up there, to be honest'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Ha, it's funny how scared people become of you when you start hanging round the dead. I mean, I'm like 5'4", could barely hurt someone if I tried, and yet people still back away from me in the streets like I'm some kind of monster. Maybe we need to go up there and properly introduce ourselves, let them know we're nothing to be afraid of."
'Yeah, I think we should! We're like, literally, the least scary people around here. I mean, they talk about Sie, and I can see why ya might be scared of a Succubus, but look at us, we literally are the definition of harmless! And yeah, you're no monster, and if you are, you're the good sort of monster. A true Kind Creepy Weirdo!'
He stands up out of his makeshift nest and climbs up towards the surface
*Do you know what Flint looks like?*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Exactly! I don't think I've met Sie yet but she definitely sounds scarier than me or you. And you're a true Kind Creepy Weirdo yourself, one of the best I've ever met." She stands up too, motioning for Edgar to hop up onto her shoulder, and follows him up.
*He's in your pfp right? Blonde, somewhat grubby half-elf? I can give you a description of Lil of you want*
'Sie is honestly great, I guess people are just funny about Succubi, which is kinda bad as it's not Sie's fault, but at the same time, I was a little nervous at first, gotta admit.'
A bunch of employees are hanging about nearby, chatting loudly
Employee 1- 'Look, I swear he must be a wererat or something! Especially now he's been seen with the Witch!'
Employee 2- 'Come on, he's probably just a homeless guy or something. All these rumours are just that, rumours!'
The go quiet on seeing Lil and Flint
*Sure, a description would be great, if you google Texas Watterston, he looks almost exactly like Flint, let me know if you can see it!*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yeah, I can see how a Succubi would take some getting used to. I look forward to meeting Sie someday though, she sounds great!"
Hearing the first employee speaking badly about Flint, she glares slightly in their direction. She doesn't mind people talking badly about her all that much but she is very protective of people she calls her friends.
"Hey, Flint's no wererat, I can confirm he's simply a wonderful half-elf."
*Oh yeah, he looks exactly how I'd pictured Flint! Lil is pretty small, with pale skin and a few freckles sprinkled across her face. Her shoulder length hair is somewhere between blonde and ginger, and pulled back in a short ponytail.*
'Hey Ash, got a question I've been meaning to ask! Ya know how ya now a goddess, most goddesses are goddesses of something, like goddess of war or music or love of whatever. Do you know what you are the goddess of?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Hey Ash! How are you doing?"
*Cool!*
'Yeah, I'm no wererat, worst luck! Just an average guy, really. And Lil here is no cannibal!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Woah, that's amazing! Like, that's actually perfect! Ya certainly got a lot of endurance, heck, ya put up with me!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yeah, I promise I won't eat you, unless there's really no other option. It's nice to meet you by the way." She sticks out her hand for the employee to shake, giving it a quick wipe on her pants first.
'Ok, ok, I take it all back! What does it mean, now ya a goddess? Is normal life off limits? Or, ya know, abnormal life, but the sort of abnormal we kinda like?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The employee shakes Lil's hand. 'Now ya gonna tell me that the Store wasn't visited by evil aliens who wanted to abduct everyone?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Good. We can still be the same Ash and Flint we always were!' He points to Mr Finnegan, who is coming along in his cart, tipping a load of trash into the back. 'Remember when that was us!' he smiles
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"Well, I don't know about that. I haven't been around here very long. This sure does seem like an interesting place to work, you got any other good stories?"
'Well, there was this rumour about a half-snake, half-human, story goes he was involved in a relationship with the Succubus, and had his life force drained'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.