'Maybe it is, I don't know? Just thought it was a bard song! But, now I think of it, a couple of the guys I saw singing it were kobolds, I guess it just caught on amongst non-kobolds as well!'
'Cool! Also, my friend Meepo kinda hangs out down here, me, him and some others have got this club. We call it the Kind Creepy Weirdos Club, ya want in?'
"Yeah totally!"
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'Cool! Also, my friend Meepo kinda hangs out down here, me, him and some others have got this club. We call it the Kind Creepy Weirdos Club, ya want in?'
'I guess so. It's fine if ya don't want to be friends with me now, I get it'
He looks embarrassed and turns to leave
Meepo stares at the ceiling.
”Now that I think about it, wasn’t there that time I was half asleep and said that I was feeling conflicted, because I met a gnome and wanted to be friends with them, even though my religion tells me I can’t help one of them?”
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'Nah, I guess so. Maybe it's not a good song to sing. That, and, well, 'a princess or three'? Yeah, it's not a great song really, I don't agree with, well, any of it'
'I guess so. It's fine if ya don't want to be friends with me now, I get it'
He looks embarrassed and turns to leave
Meepo stares at the ceiling.
”Now that I think about it, wasn’t there that time I was half asleep and said that I was feeling conflicted, because I met a gnome and wanted to be friends with them, even though my religion tells me I can’t help one of them?”
'I guess so. It's fine if ya don't want to be friends with me now, I get it'
He looks embarrassed and turns to leave
Meepo stares at the ceiling.
”Now that I think about it, wasn’t there that time I was half asleep and said that I was feeling conflicted, because I met a gnome and wanted to be friends with them, even though my religion tells me I can’t help one of them?”
'Yeah, I remember that! What came out of it?'
“Haven’t talked to them in a while, still feel a bit bad… holy moly am I racist?!”
'I don't know, Meepo. You're a kobold, following a kobold religion. Whether you are or not, I guess it's not my place to judge, I don't know enough about the situation or the respective cultures'
“I know, but maybe my religion is a bad one? Do you think I’ll be punished in the afterlife for disobeying the religion?”
'Personally, I don't believe ya will, but that's because I don't believe in your religion. All I know is that my beliefs say you'd probably be rewarded for treating gnomes as equals, not punished'
“How did it go?”
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'If I could do anything, what would I do?
I'd get me a tankard of infinite brew!
Barkeep, get me mead, make that two
whilst I dream of the tankard of infinite brew!
If I could be anyone, what would I be?
But the handsomest prince with a princess or three!
And I'd pay the lord mayor, and finally be free
From those damn bounty hunters who keep hunting me
You've got a dark past? I'm a bard what you think?
But hold it right there whilst I get one more drink
Barkeep, get me mead, make it two
whilst I dream of the tankard of infinite brew!
If I could do anything, I would do anyone,
Anyone except a gnome!
I must say I hate them, and I couldn't date them
Why? Because a tribe of barbarian gnomes
Burned down my home!
*last verse is a little bit rude*
'
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“Now that’s a kobold’s song of I’ve ever heard one!”
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'Maybe it is, I don't know? Just thought it was a bard song! But, now I think of it, a couple of the guys I saw singing it were kobolds, I guess it just caught on amongst non-kobolds as well!'
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"Yeah totally!"
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"Isn't that kinda racist Flint?"
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Meepo laughs. “Nice to see people sharing are values!” He says, with a slight twinge of sadness.
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'Great'
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'I guess so. It's fine if ya don't want to be friends with me now, I get it'
He looks embarrassed and turns to leave
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"No no no! It's not like you have those values."
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Meepo stares at the ceiling.
”Now that I think about it, wasn’t there that time I was half asleep and said that I was feeling conflicted, because I met a gnome and wanted to be friends with them, even though my religion tells me I can’t help one of them?”
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'Nah, I guess so. Maybe it's not a good song to sing. That, and, well, 'a princess or three'? Yeah, it's not a great song really, I don't agree with, well, any of it'
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'Yeah, I remember that! What came out of it?'
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“Haven’t talked to them in a while, still feel a bit bad… holy moly am I racist?!”
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'I don't know, Meepo. You're a kobold, following a kobold religion. Whether you are or not, I guess it's not my place to judge, I don't know enough about the situation or the respective cultures'
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"No, you just need to do what I did. END YOUR RELIGION! Just kidding,, but really I'm sure you aren't."
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“I know, but maybe my religion is a bad one? Do you think I’ll be punished in the afterlife for disobeying the religion?”
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'You were part of a religion?'
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"I thought I told you my mom was religious, that's why she kicked me out when my horns started growing."
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'Personally, I don't believe ya will, but that's because I don't believe in your religion. All I know is that my beliefs say you'd probably be rewarded for treating gnomes as equals, not punished'
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