'Well, Ash has gone on a big work trip, Sie is still here working at the Wolf and Rat, Meepo's still about, hanging around in the drains, Lil's in her hometown, Oslo is in his. Gold went back to his own dimension. Man, there's been a lot of us, over the years'
“There really have,” Dan agrees. “Well, I got to check in at the Wolf and Rat, but I’ll be back later and we can hang out some more then.”
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A massive, hooded figure in gold-colored armor engraved with blink dogs walks into town. He grabs a venomous snake out of some tall grass and bites its head off, carrying the rest with him as he drags the head of his hammer staff on the ground.
The legendary Plague Eater continues chewing as he walks, crunching through bones and venom sacs as though he were eating a piece of candy. He admires the many shops, and even stops to buy about 60 pounds of bull livers.
'Hey! Welcome to the town!'
"Hello!" His voice is deep, but not at all intimidating. If anything it sounds more gentle and goofy than menacing.
"Are you Flint? I've heard a bit about him and I heard he lived here."
'What have you heard about this Flint? A respectable barkeeper, or a disgusting sewer rat?'
"I heard he ate out of garbage cans. He seems like a nice guy, and I wanted to make sure he's doing something like that because he wants to, not out of necessity. I've had to eat out of the trash before, and I assure you, whether it is a fun activity or a grim necessity really changes the experience of eating."
'I can assure ya, he does it for fun. He's messed up in the head I think though. Grew up in the drains, raised by rats, never really adapted to living on the surface. Still considers himself to be more rat than human'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Yeah. Society sucks. And yeah, I am Flint. Who are you, where did ya hear of me?'
"Some guy named Cato told me about you. He said that you needed to be exterminated, but he wouldn't elaborate why. I decided to get your side of the story before I did anything rash."
'Yeah. Society sucks. And yeah, I am Flint. Who are you, where did ya hear of me?'
"Some guy named Cato told me about you. He said that you needed to be exterminated, but he wouldn't elaborate why. I decided to get your side of the story before I did anything rash."
'Cato? Where were you with Cato? Ya know, that guy is like, serious bad news. Makes other bad news look like good news' Flint looks a bit shaken
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Yeah. Society sucks. And yeah, I am Flint. Who are you, where did ya hear of me?'
"Some guy named Cato told me about you. He said that you needed to be exterminated, but he wouldn't elaborate why. I decided to get your side of the story before I did anything rash."
'Cato? Where were you with Cato? Ya know, that guy is like, serious bad news. Makes other bad news look like good news' Flint looks a bit shaken
"I was at his house. He served red dragon liver, and I can't turn down an offer like that. Of course, his morals were something to be desired."
"I don't trust anyone who works with that monster!"
"I don't work with or for him. I met him at a party, and he seemed keen on burning you both at the stake. I just wanted to see why he would have such an inclination."
'You're telling me? The guy is literally evil personified. And he hates me because, well, it's complicated. He sees me like how a cat sees a rat. He basically exists to hate me, and people like me. Please don't tell me ya on his side. He won't like you- a big, dirty, smelly creature with a moral compass. He can't respect that, I reckon he's using you'
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“There really have,” Dan agrees. “Well, I got to check in at the Wolf and Rat, but I’ll be back later and we can hang out some more then.”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
'Sounds good! To be honest, I haven't been much to the tavern beyond running the place. As Ash is away, I sleep in the sewers now'
*With no Ash, Flint would quickly regress to a half-feral sewer guy*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Hello!" His voice is deep, but not at all intimidating. If anything it sounds more gentle and goofy than menacing.
"Are you Flint? I've heard a bit about him and I heard he lived here."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'What have you heard about this Flint? A respectable barkeeper, or a disgusting sewer rat?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Tyrion is looking at him somewhat scared, until he hears him and settles down.
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"I heard he ate out of garbage cans. He seems like a nice guy, and I wanted to make sure he's doing something like that because he wants to, not out of necessity. I've had to eat out of the trash before, and I assure you, whether it is a fun activity or a grim necessity really changes the experience of eating."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I can assure ya, he does it for fun. He's messed up in the head I think though. Grew up in the drains, raised by rats, never really adapted to living on the surface. Still considers himself to be more rat than human'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Don't worry w- he does it because it's fun and better than contributing to society."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Yeah. Society sucks. And yeah, I am Flint. Who are you, where did ya hear of me?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ya think it's fun too, Tyrion?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Some guy named Cato told me about you. He said that you needed to be exterminated, but he wouldn't elaborate why. I decided to get your side of the story before I did anything rash."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Tyrion reaches for his chain whip with his left hand and his rapier with his right.
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*I gotta go for a minute, but I'll be back soon*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
(Bye!)
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'Cato? Where were you with Cato? Ya know, that guy is like, serious bad news. Makes other bad news look like good news' Flint looks a bit shaken
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'I don't think we'll need that, but good thinking'
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"I don't trust anyone who works with that monster!"
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"I was at his house. He served red dragon liver, and I can't turn down an offer like that. Of course, his morals were something to be desired."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I don't work with or for him. I met him at a party, and he seemed keen on burning you both at the stake. I just wanted to see why he would have such an inclination."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You're telling me? The guy is literally evil personified. And he hates me because, well, it's complicated. He sees me like how a cat sees a rat. He basically exists to hate me, and people like me. Please don't tell me ya on his side. He won't like you- a big, dirty, smelly creature with a moral compass. He can't respect that, I reckon he's using you'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.