The gargoyle has been working on his tower. It is a tall piece of gothic architecture both beautiful and ugly at the same time. The roof stabs up at the sky, and the double doors are wide and thick with gargoyle heads for doorknockers. A bell can be heard ringing in the distance. As it grows louder, you can see the shape of the gargoyle in flight, carrying a massive metal bell that is pealing louder than a banana. He disappears into the window at the top of the tower, carrying the bell behind him. Eventually it grows silent. Then it starts ringing again, pealing for each hour of the day. Once it is finished, the gargoyle crawls out of the door at the bottom of the tower with a wide grin on his stone face.
'Depends. Once ended up robbing a thieves' guild, that was good. Looted a fair few corpses, sometimes found jewellery on them. But also rummaged through a lot of trash, and almost got drowned when a sewer backed up. So, there's pros and cons really'
'Depends. Once ended up robbing a thieves' guild, that was good. Looted a fair few corpses, sometimes found jewellery on them. But also rummaged through a lot of trash, and almost got drowned when a sewer backed up. So, there's pros and cons really'
"Then I would argue that you don't know what you're missing, spending half your life underground. Lots of money to be made, even if you're writing songs about your own depression it seems."
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"Was a scavenger. Music changed that. For better or for worse I'm not really sure."
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'Weird question to ask a stranger, but are you... like me? You ever heard of the Third?'
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"You sure you're not some fan of mine or something? I've come here to try and escape them..."
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'No. I'm just Flint. Just a regular sewer-dwelling lute player named Flint'
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"Few. Had me worried for a second there."
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'Why? I'm not a crazy stalker. Just a guy with a voice in my head and a friend who's a skelebob'
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"I've come here to escape the public. Have some peace whilst I create my 4th album."
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'4th album. You're on your Third then?'
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"Yeah, I've left it to my record team to continue to sell it whilst I'm gone."
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'Cool. What got ya into music then. I mean, I love music, but would I give up being a scavenger? Nope, nope, and nope'
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"Depression mostly, but there was a little passion too."
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The gargoyle has been working on his tower. It is a tall piece of gothic architecture both beautiful and ugly at the same time. The roof stabs up at the sky, and the double doors are wide and thick with gargoyle heads for doorknockers. A bell can be heard ringing in the distance. As it grows louder, you can see the shape of the gargoyle in flight, carrying a massive metal bell that is pealing louder than a banana. He disappears into the window at the top of the tower, carrying the bell behind him. Eventually it grows silent. Then it starts ringing again, pealing for each hour of the day. Once it is finished, the gargoyle crawls out of the door at the bottom of the tower with a wide grin on his stone face.
'Sorry to hear it. I find rats make good company, if you're ever lonely'
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"Lonely is one thing I wish I was."
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'Well, if ya wanna be lonely, I'd avoid the surface. Spend a few days, weeks, months underground. Made me who I am today'
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"Not that Lonely."
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'Seriously? You never spent half your life underground? Ya don't know what you're missing'
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"You make much money down there?"
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'Depends. Once ended up robbing a thieves' guild, that was good. Looted a fair few corpses, sometimes found jewellery on them. But also rummaged through a lot of trash, and almost got drowned when a sewer backed up. So, there's pros and cons really'
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"Then I would argue that you don't know what you're missing, spending half your life underground. Lots of money to be made, even if you're writing songs about your own depression it seems."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.