"Great, add that to the list, heh," Shaw grabs the note and reads it. "Another taunt.. Great."
"Its getting worse sir." He said and helped him stood up "I saw two D-Classes trying to break into its containment again."
"Ugh, should we try and move it to a different Site? I know Site-12 is empty of personnel."
"I suppose." he said "You would have to talk to O5 about that though"
"Given their opinion of me, and my reputation, I doubt it'd be allowed."
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Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible) YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
Doctor Keen is doing their best not to get in anyone's way.
"Dr. Wondertainment" is examining the Thresher Machine.
Anasta is watching Dr Wondertainment closely.
Jed is watching Dr Keen out of the corner of his eye.
Wondertainment manages to turn off the machine. He begins reading through the blueprints for further instruction.
Dr. Keen notices him. "Oh, do you need something?"
Anasta walks over and narrows her eyes "Sir, your not supposed to do that."
"No sir." he said and looked forward again.
"I built this machine in my world. I just got dragged through it to get here. I don't plan on staying in this hellscape of a dimension for very long." *Make a perception check, please*
"If you want or need something, it's perfectly alright to ask, but if you don't, it is impolite to stare."
(12)
"Sorry sir." he said and nodded.
"Wondertainment" isn't human. It isn't even close. It has too many limbs, but simultaneously too few. Its face is just a smiling white mask. Its body is draped in purple-and-yellow fabrics that flow in the still air unnaturally. It continues reading the blueprints. "This one is far less stable than the one I built. Would you like me to fix that?"
"There is no need to be sorry. I mean, I would stare at me too."
"No sir, I do not have the clearance to do so. And i do not think you are even supposed to be here."
"It was rude of me to do so anyways." he said and bowed his head.
"That's why I'm trying to leave. Some moron turned on this machine and dragged me through."
"I get it a lot. Don't worry about it. I won't report you to HR. They're sick of me already."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Maybe if you stopped eating people, they would be more inclined to letting you walk around under supervision." she said and chuckled a bit. "So what feels wrong within you? You said there was a problem."
“Look at me!” It hisses. “I am filthy. I look as if I’m one of you now. Bipedal, skin bare-“ it rubs its head irritatedly. “I wish to return to my true form. Not this.. meatbag of a suit I currently am.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hah, i wish." he said and chuckled "I just try to keep my head down and have a positive mindset"
”Haha.. positive mindset.. we’re all not gonna die.” He says half heartedly.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Case of mistaken identity, unless you want your character to be Jim's mortal enemy?*
*Lol yea he’s definitely not*
”Wh.. what?” Kai looks at him with a mix of fear and confusion. “I don’t even know you!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Doctor Keen is doing their best not to get in anyone's way.
"Dr. Wondertainment" is examining the Thresher Machine.
Anasta is watching Dr Wondertainment closely.
Jed is watching Dr Keen out of the corner of his eye.
Wondertainment manages to turn off the machine. He begins reading through the blueprints for further instruction.
Dr. Keen notices him. "Oh, do you need something?"
Anasta walks over and narrows her eyes "Sir, your not supposed to do that."
"No sir." he said and looked forward again.
"I built this machine in my world. I just got dragged through it to get here. I don't plan on staying in this hellscape of a dimension for very long." *Make a perception check, please*
"If you want or need something, it's perfectly alright to ask, but if you don't, it is impolite to stare."
(12)
"Sorry sir." he said and nodded.
"Wondertainment" isn't human. It isn't even close. It has too many limbs, but simultaneously too few. Its face is just a smiling white mask. Its body is draped in purple-and-yellow fabrics that flow in the still air unnaturally. It continues reading the blueprints. "This one is far less stable than the one I built. Would you like me to fix that?"
"There is no need to be sorry. I mean, I would stare at me too."
"No sir, I do not have the clearance to do so. And i do not think you are even supposed to be here."
"It was rude of me to do so anyways." he said and bowed his head.
"That's why I'm trying to leave. Some moron turned on this machine and dragged me through."
"I get it a lot. Don't worry about it. I won't report you to HR. They're sick of me already."
"So you came from the machine?" she raises her walkie-talkie.
"Thank you sir." he said and nodded his head again.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Kai, a nervous looking guard, walks over and gently pokes him with the butt of his gun.
he remains unconcious
Kai pokes him again, rougher this time. “Um.. Jed? There’s a uh.. unconcious cat man in the hallway.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Maybe if you stopped eating people, they would be more inclined to letting you walk around under supervision." she said and chuckled a bit. "So what feels wrong within you? You said there was a problem."
“Look at me!” It hisses. “I am filthy. I look as if I’m one of you now. Bipedal, skin bare-“ it rubs its head irritatedly. “I wish to return to my true form. Not this.. meatbag of a suit I currently am.”
"Cant you transform on will alone?" she asked and tilted her head.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Shaw points at 0963, hung down on his chest. "Some day, I'll be the only one left."
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Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible) YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
"Maybe if you stopped eating people, they would be more inclined to letting you walk around under supervision." she said and chuckled a bit. "So what feels wrong within you? You said there was a problem."
“Look at me!” It hisses. “I am filthy. I look as if I’m one of you now. Bipedal, skin bare-“ it rubs its head irritatedly. “I wish to return to my true form. Not this.. meatbag of a suit I currently am.”
"Cant you transform on will alone?" she asked and tilted her head.
“No. My earlier remark was a bluff- I didn’t know expect this to happen. I- it happened shortly after an encounter with a D-Class. Sam, I believe.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'You look like him. Shoulder-length dirty blond hair, nervous disposition, out of 1 to 5 you pick 3? There is a man who I am hunting. He has Variants throughout the multiverse. You are this world's version of him, are you not?'
Shaw points at 0963, hung down on his chest. "Some day, I'll be the only one left."
Kai looks worried. “That’s.. ominous.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Shaw points at 0963, hung down on his chest. "Some day, I'll be the only one left."
Kai looks worried. “That’s.. ominous.”
"Do you not remember that incident, Kai?"
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Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible) YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
"Hah, i wish." he said and chuckled "I just try to keep my head down and have a positive mindset"
”Haha.. positive mindset.. we’re all not gonna die.” He says half heartedly.
"Now your getting it buddy." Jed said, brushing off the half-heartedness of it. "Besides, The anomalies for some reason only go for the broken ones."
“Broken ones?” He asks. “I should have read the handbook..”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'You look like him. Shoulder-length dirty blond hair, nervous disposition, out of 1 to 5 you pick 3? There is a man who I am hunting. He has Variants throughout the multiverse. You are this world's version of him, are you not?'
“I- no? What are you even talking about? What’s so special about a number?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Maybe if you stopped eating people, they would be more inclined to letting you walk around under supervision." she said and chuckled a bit. "So what feels wrong within you? You said there was a problem."
“Look at me!” It hisses. “I am filthy. I look as if I’m one of you now. Bipedal, skin bare-“ it rubs its head irritatedly. “I wish to return to my true form. Not this.. meatbag of a suit I currently am.”
"Cant you transform on will alone?" she asked and tilted her head.
“No. My earlier remark was a bluff- I didn’t know expect this to happen. I- it happened shortly after an encounter with a D-Class. Sam, I believe.”
"Maybe your taking on his form?" she said and chuckled.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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"Given their opinion of me, and my reputation, I doubt it'd be allowed."
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
"That's why I'm trying to leave. Some moron turned on this machine and dragged me through."
"I get it a lot. Don't worry about it. I won't report you to HR. They're sick of me already."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Look at me!” It hisses. “I am filthy. I look as if I’m one of you now. Bipedal, skin bare-“ it rubs its head irritatedly. “I wish to return to my true form. Not this.. meatbag of a suit I currently am.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
”Haha.. positive mindset.. we’re all not gonna die.” He says half heartedly.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You'll get there one day sir." Jed said and saluted.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Lol yea he’s definitely not*
”Wh.. what?” Kai looks at him with a mix of fear and confusion. “I don’t even know you!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"So you came from the machine?" she raises her walkie-talkie.
"Thank you sir." he said and nodded his head again.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Kai pokes him again, rougher this time. “Um.. Jed? There’s a uh.. unconcious cat man in the hallway.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Cant you transform on will alone?" she asked and tilted her head.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Shaw points at 0963, hung down on his chest. "Some day, I'll be the only one left."
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
“No. My earlier remark was a bluff- I didn’t know expect this to happen. I- it happened shortly after an encounter with a D-Class. Sam, I believe.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Now your getting it buddy." Jed said, brushing off the half-heartedness of it. "Besides, The anomalies for some reason only go for the broken ones."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'You look like him. Shoulder-length dirty blond hair, nervous disposition, out of 1 to 5 you pick 3? There is a man who I am hunting. He has Variants throughout the multiverse. You are this world's version of him, are you not?'
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Kai looks worried. “That’s.. ominous.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Bloody (REDACTED)" he said "How do these things keep escaping".
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Do you not remember that incident, Kai?"
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
“Broken ones?” He asks. “I should have read the handbook..”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"he's new Doc"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“I- no? What are you even talking about? What’s so special about a number?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Maybe your taking on his form?" she said and chuckled.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]