The Plague Eater talks between mouthfuls of food. "Fah. Don't mock people who have nothing better to eat. They're gonna eat out of the trash as long as there is no better option for them."
'I don't think you know who you're defending. This pair are garbage, and we're going to watch them burn. And, if you're good to us, you'll be invited to the bonfire.'
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'I don't think you know who you're defending. This pair are garbage, and we're going to watch them burn. And, if you're good to us, you'll be invited to the bonfire.'
He snorts. "I believe in equal opportunities. Just because someone is poor doesn't mean they deserve punishment. I'll be honest, though, I'll eat them regardless of how good or bad they are. Once they're dead, all that matters is the flavor. Maybe the texture too."
'Equal opportunities, how very laudable! It's not because they're poor that I hate them. No, it goes deeper than that. Far deeper... Anyway, what is a good flavour to you?'
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'Equal opportunities, how very laudable! It's not because they're poor that I hate them. No, it goes deeper than that. Far deeper... Anyway, what is a good flavour to you?'
"Anything can be good if you're in the right mindset. Be grateful for everything and everything will be great. Of course, everyone has favorites, and guts happen to be mine. Flesh of any kind is pleasing to my palate."
'Gratitude? Right mindset? I'm beginning to wonder why I invited you. You seem Neutral at best. But I like you, all the same. Would you even eat my enemy?'
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'Gratitude? Right mindset? I'm beginning to wonder why I invited you. You seem Neutral at best. But I like you, all the same. Would you even eat my enemy?'
"Of course. What's dead is dead, and dead is delicious. I fought the Karrnathi army before, and I tracked them by the taste of their zombies. You can cry over the chicken all you want, it's already in the nuggets."
'Impressive. Not many of even my own minions would eat my enemy. Not enough meat on the bones. Wait, how about eating the living? They're fresher? Or do you have moral issues with it?' he laughs coldly
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'Impressive. Not many of even my own minions would eat my enemy. Not enough meat on the bones. Wait, how about eating the living? They're fresher? Or do you have moral issues with it?' he laughs coldly
"Cooking or aging them brings out better flavors, but I do sometimes eat smaller things alive. Never humanoids though. Their squeals are... not pleasing to the palate."
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'Oh yes, there is red dragon steak here. We have everything here. Except mushroom noodles'
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"Who likes noodles? That's so cheap."
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'I think you know who likes them. Though never mind cheap, I believe your Tiefling eats them out of the trash'
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"Of course he does, I wasn't even aware of that."
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'He's a drifter, he's declined to the very lowest levels of society. Or perhaps even dropped out altogether, become semi-feral.'
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"He's a tiefling, they're literally classified as feral."
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The Plague Eater talks between mouthfuls of food. "Fah. Don't mock people who have nothing better to eat. They're gonna eat out of the trash as long as there is no better option for them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I don't think you know who you're defending. This pair are garbage, and we're going to watch them burn. And, if you're good to us, you'll be invited to the bonfire.'
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'Yes, but, like, this guy isn't even trying to fit in with society. It's just going to be him and his freak friend'
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"Ehh"
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'You like that, don't you? And with Lonely on our side, soon he'll be a miserable wreck on the inside as well as the outside'
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He snorts. "I believe in equal opportunities. Just because someone is poor doesn't mean they deserve punishment. I'll be honest, though, I'll eat them regardless of how good or bad they are. Once they're dead, all that matters is the flavor. Maybe the texture too."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Equal opportunities, how very laudable! It's not because they're poor that I hate them. No, it goes deeper than that. Far deeper... Anyway, what is a good flavour to you?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Anything can be good if you're in the right mindset. Be grateful for everything and everything will be great. Of course, everyone has favorites, and guts happen to be mine. Flesh of any kind is pleasing to my palate."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Another person enters the room, she has white long hair and a white dress on, one of her eyes is white, and the other is black.
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'Gratitude? Right mindset? I'm beginning to wonder why I invited you. You seem Neutral at best. But I like you, all the same. Would you even eat my enemy?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Of course. What's dead is dead, and dead is delicious. I fought the Karrnathi army before, and I tracked them by the taste of their zombies. You can cry over the chicken all you want, it's already in the nuggets."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Impressive. Not many of even my own minions would eat my enemy. Not enough meat on the bones. Wait, how about eating the living? They're fresher? Or do you have moral issues with it?' he laughs coldly
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'Hey. Welcome to my not-so-humble abode. Care for some blood wine?'
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"Cooking or aging them brings out better flavors, but I do sometimes eat smaller things alive. Never humanoids though. Their squeals are... not pleasing to the palate."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels