'Exactly. He is chill. I am not. He is everything I am not'
"So he never did anything to upset you other than existing? That's kinda dumb. You're wasting so much time and resources trying to deal with something that isn't even a problem in the first place. Sure, he's gross, but he's just a guy. There are thousands just like him who live and die every day. Sewer dwelling, rat-speaking little half-elves without a care in the world. He's no statistical anomaly, I'll tell you that, and he hasn't shown any real power so far either."
He leaves the scraps of dog on the table as he starts to get up.
'What brought you here? This is the House of Cato. A place for my supporters. You do not seem to be one of us. Shame, you could have been so useful. Would 20 dead prisoners persuade you to stop questioning me?'
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'What brought you here? This is the House of Cato. A place for my supporters. You do not seem to be one of us. Shame, you could have been so useful. Would 20 dead prisoners persuade you to stop questioning me?'
"I came here for the food. That was all. And while I do enjoy human flesh, I don't think I'd be able to carry so many bodies on my way out."
Plague Eater stands up and walks toward the door. "It was a nice meal, but the company... left much to be desired."
'Indeed. Though if you want good art that's more modern, I recommend the works of Archon. Ignore the fact he's a grotesque monster, he has the mind of a true artist'
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Agent 223 is working undercover. He has infiltrated the house of Cato, but due to his resemblance to an evil figure, he passes as an invited villain. He's currently in winter mode (He's an Eladrin https://www.heroforge.com/load_config=513069040/ )
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Agent 223 is working undercover. He has infiltrated the house of Cato, but due to his resemblance to an evil figure, he passes as an invited villain. He's currently in winter mode (He's an Eladrin https://www.heroforge.com/load_config=513069040/ )
'Welcome to the House of Cato. Would you like some blood wine? It's premium quality, very fresh'
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Lonely is upside down on the ceiling, working on a giant mechanical spider the size of a wolf.
'That looks interesting! I bet that could make a good assassin'
“Indeed. I recently got my hands on a retriever, which are mechanical spiders made by drow to capture demons from the abyss, or to send as assassins. Only problem is that they are enormous. Otherwise, they are almost flawless. They can travel between planes, paralyze opponents, and they are almost impossible to detect. What I’m doing is making the design more compact, and adding some of… my magic… to make it truly undetectable.”
"So he never did anything to upset you other than existing? That's kinda dumb. You're wasting so much time and resources trying to deal with something that isn't even a problem in the first place. Sure, he's gross, but he's just a guy. There are thousands just like him who live and die every day. Sewer dwelling, rat-speaking little half-elves without a care in the world. He's no statistical anomaly, I'll tell you that, and he hasn't shown any real power so far either."
He leaves the scraps of dog on the table as he starts to get up.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'What brought you here? This is the House of Cato. A place for my supporters. You do not seem to be one of us. Shame, you could have been so useful. Would 20 dead prisoners persuade you to stop questioning me?'
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"I came here for the food. That was all. And while I do enjoy human flesh, I don't think I'd be able to carry so many bodies on my way out."
Plague Eater stands up and walks toward the door. "It was a nice meal, but the company... left much to be desired."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You know, I could say the same about you. Goodbye, Plague Eater'
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"Goodbye. I hope we do not cross paths again, Sixth."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Oh, I hope we do' he smiles diabolically
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“Of course, my favourites are pre-cataclysm, true art there. The skill has diminished since then and it’s hard to find decant art nowadays.”
'Indeed. Though if you want good art that's more modern, I recommend the works of Archon. Ignore the fact he's a grotesque monster, he has the mind of a true artist'
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Cato is sat on his chair, drinking blood wine
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Lonely is upside down on the ceiling, working on a giant mechanical spider the size of a wolf.
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'That looks interesting! I bet that could make a good assassin'
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'Welcome to the House of Cato. Would you like some blood wine? It's premium quality, very fresh'
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"That'd be quite fine, thank you."
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The aasimar servant pours him some blood wine
'So, congratulations on being invited. Your acts have been of great distinction'
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“Indeed. I recently got my hands on a retriever, which are mechanical spiders made by drow to capture demons from the abyss, or to send as assassins. Only problem is that they are enormous. Otherwise, they are almost flawless. They can travel between planes, paralyze opponents, and they are almost impossible to detect. What I’m doing is making the design more compact, and adding some of… my magic… to make it truly undetectable.”
'That is perfect! Think of all the people you could hunt down!'
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“Once I’m done with this, if we have enough materials, we could make more of them.”
"Why thank you."
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'Yes! What would we use them for? You have any particular targets?'
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