Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
Deryk walks into the tavern, stretching from a long journey
"Where'd you disappear to?" Misty calls to her co-owner, polishing a pint glass absentmindedly. "I missed ya when the toilet exploded and had to clean it up by myself."
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Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
Deryk walks into the tavern, stretching from a long journey
"Where'd you disappear to?" Misty calls to her co-owner, polishing a pint glass absentmindedly. "I missed ya when the toilet exploded and had to clean it up by myself."
"Had some business matters." He brushes himself off, "People just need 'advice' sometimes."
Vref’rethe sits down at the bar and orders a pint. He didn’t walk into the bar or teleport in, he just sat down. He never appeared, didn’t walk in, wasn’t there before, and is there now.
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Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
A small smirk appears on his face. "Try me."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Deryk walks into the tavern, stretching from a long journey
"Where'd you disappear to?" Misty calls to her co-owner, polishing a pint glass absentmindedly. "I missed ya when the toilet exploded and had to clean it up by myself."
"Had some business matters." He brushes himself off, "People just need 'advice' sometimes."
"Right. Did it go well?"
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
Vref’rethe sits down at the bar and orders a pint. He didn’t walk into the bar or teleport in, he just sat down. He never appeared, didn’t walk in, wasn’t there before, and is there now.
"Here's your pint, sir." Misty slides over some ale to the man. "Did you wipe your feet at the door, on the doormat? You're supposed to do that before you come in."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
A small smirk appears on his face. "Try me."
The elephant becomes a floating elephant head with a large grin. It begins to blow bubbles that swirl around you and distort your surroundings, diminishing important details and amplifying small ones until your surroundings are unrecognizable. The bubbles bounce and dance to an unknown rhythm.
Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
A small smirk appears on his face. "Try me."
The elephant becomes a floating elephant head with a large grin. It begins to blow bubbles that swirl around you and distort your surroundings, diminishing important details and amplifying small ones until your surroundings are unrecognizable. The bubbles bounce and dance to an unknown rhythm.
Make a Wisdom saving throw
*This should be fun*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Somewhere, Jarvis mutters "Get out why you can mate."
"Muttering and mumbling, fluttering and fumbling. I don't think I see... see... see... why they should leave?"
He sighs
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
“What kind of a question is that?”
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
A small smirk appears on his face. "Try me."
The elephant becomes a floating elephant head with a large grin. It begins to blow bubbles that swirl around you and distort your surroundings, diminishing important details and amplifying small ones until your surroundings are unrecognizable. The bubbles bounce and dance to an unknown rhythm.
Make a Wisdom saving throw
*This should be fun*
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Suddenly, you are standing on top of a grassy hill. All you can see is the grassy hill, the rest of your surroundings are inky black abyss except for the pale moon that shines down on you, illuminating where you stand. The ground is hard and the grass is long and the bottom of the hill is out of sight. Everything is quiet.
Suddenly, you are standing on top of a grassy hill. All you can see is the grassy hill, the rest of your surroundings are inky black abyss except for the pale moon that shines down on you, illuminating where you stand. The ground is hard and the grass is long and the bottom of the hill is out of sight. Everything is quiet.
*I will be gone for a while.*
Jarvis is a little shocked, he didn't really think the elephant could do something like this.
"Hello?"
*No worries, take your time*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
He sighs
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Can I ask you a question with my eye closed or do I need to open it?"
Deryk walks into the tavern, stretching from a long journey
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“What kind of a question is that?”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"You know what I want. An explanation. Now I could do this the hard way. Hard for you that is. It involves me forcing my way into your brain and finding out why you fear the third eye. Or we could just do it the easy way where you tell me your dark secrets and tragic backstory and we both depart with brains that function reasonably well."
"Where'd you disappear to?" Misty calls to her co-owner, polishing a pint glass absentmindedly. "I missed ya when the toilet exploded and had to clean it up by myself."
“Ha, you’ll have to go pretty deep to unlock my secrets.”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The pink elephant morphs into a floating submarine. His trunk extends like a periscope and his searching eyes seem to be portholes. "I am willing to go deep into the uncharted depths of the mind where even you have not traveled. Down there the pressure is of such a great magnitude that I have seen human heads explode. I can withstand that pressure, the question is, can you?"
"Had some business matters." He brushes himself off, "People just need 'advice' sometimes."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Vref’rethe sits down at the bar and orders a pint. He didn’t walk into the bar or teleport in, he just sat down. He never appeared, didn’t walk in, wasn’t there before, and is there now.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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A small smirk appears on his face. "Try me."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Right. Did it go well?"
"Here's your pint, sir." Misty slides over some ale to the man. "Did you wipe your feet at the door, on the doormat? You're supposed to do that before you come in."
The elephant becomes a floating elephant head with a large grin. It begins to blow bubbles that swirl around you and distort your surroundings, diminishing important details and amplifying small ones until your surroundings are unrecognizable. The bubbles bounce and dance to an unknown rhythm.
Make a Wisdom saving throw
*This should be fun*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Suddenly, you are standing on top of a grassy hill. All you can see is the grassy hill, the rest of your surroundings are inky black abyss except for the pale moon that shines down on you, illuminating where you stand. The ground is hard and the grass is long and the bottom of the hill is out of sight. Everything is quiet.
*I will be gone for a while.*
Jarvis is a little shocked, he didn't really think the elephant could do something like this.
"Hello?"
*No worries, take your time*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The eldritch horror is looking into some sort of orb.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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“A universe” says the horror. “I am trying to find out if I should destroy it”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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