Ghost puts their hands up, mockingly. "I don't really have a name. And why should I tell you where your sister is?"
"because I'm here to redeem her"
"What did she do wrong?"
"she killed many, many people. I'm here to offer her one last chance of forgiveness. If she refuses, I'll end her reign of terror and bloodshed" she says
“Huh. And why do I want that?”
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This technicolor pachiderm is marching about in jouncy manor, playing its trunk like a trumpet and blowing bubbles which stretch and jiggle until they are elephants as well. Then the newcomers join the parade and bang on bellies, clash cymbals, or bugle trunks in clamorous discord, often popping, merging, or squashing other elephants as they do so.
This technicolor pachiderm is marching about in jouncy manor, playing its trunk like a trumpet and blowing bubbles which stretch and jiggle until they are elephants as well. Then the newcomers join the parade and bang on bellies, clash cymbals, or bugle trunks in clamorous discord, often popping, merging, or squashing other elephants as they do so.
...
Jarvis watches from the roof, laughing his head off.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This technicolor pachiderm is marching about in jouncy manor, playing its trunk like a trumpet and blowing bubbles which stretch and jiggle until they are elephants as well. Then the newcomers join the parade and bang on bellies, clash cymbals, or bugle trunks in clamorous discord, often popping, merging, or squashing other elephants as they do so.
...
Jarvis watches from the roof, laughing his head off.
Hearing the laughter, the elephants all look up at you. Suddenly they all rush together, merging into one elephant that holds his trunk like a gun and aims it straight at you. Then it explodes in a gunshot and a pink elephant blasts out of its trunk, colliding into the wall next to you with a sound like cymbals. It begins to hover in the air, flapping its ears like leathery wings as it rubs its sore head.
This technicolor pachiderm is marching about in jouncy manor, playing its trunk like a trumpet and blowing bubbles which stretch and jiggle until they are elephants as well. Then the newcomers join the parade and bang on bellies, clash cymbals, or bugle trunks in clamorous discord, often popping, merging, or squashing other elephants as they do so.
...
Jarvis watches from the roof, laughing his head off.
Hearing the laughter, the elephants all look up at you. Suddenly they all rush together, merging into one elephant that holds his trunk like a gun and aims it straight at you. Then it explodes in a gunshot and a pink elephant blasts out of its trunk, colliding into the wall next to you with a sound like cymbals. It begins to hover in the air, flapping its ears like leathery wings as it rubs its sore head.
"Ohhhh god." Jarvis, very surprised, falls backwards through a window and into a room.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
One of the elephants rolls into a purple bouncing ball. It bounces over to you and pops into another pink elephant, "Why hello there. How's the weather?"
Ghost puts their hands up, mockingly. "I don't really have a name. And why should I tell you where your sister is?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*See you*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The Abyss is outside, carrying a massive amount of black bottles tied together into a vaguely holdable shape.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What did she do wrong?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Huh. And why do I want that?”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A pink elephant is on parade outside.
This technicolor pachiderm is marching about in jouncy manor, playing its trunk like a trumpet and blowing bubbles which stretch and jiggle until they are elephants as well. Then the newcomers join the parade and bang on bellies, clash cymbals, or bugle trunks in clamorous discord, often popping, merging, or squashing other elephants as they do so.
...
Jarvis watches from the roof, laughing his head off.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hearing the laughter, the elephants all look up at you. Suddenly they all rush together, merging into one elephant that holds his trunk like a gun and aims it straight at you. Then it explodes in a gunshot and a pink elephant blasts out of its trunk, colliding into the wall next to you with a sound like cymbals. It begins to hover in the air, flapping its ears like leathery wings as it rubs its sore head.
*Hi!*
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*Hello*
Cato is watching the elephants, amused
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"Ohhhh god." Jarvis, very surprised, falls backwards through a window and into a room.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'If I wasn't Jim Cato, I'd be convinced I was going mad.'
Cato is in the same room Jarvis is now in
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One of the elephants rolls into a purple bouncing ball. It bounces over to you and pops into another pink elephant, "Why hello there. How's the weather?"
'Good. The weather's good' Cato replies, attempting to convince himself of his own sanity. He's never had to question it before
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"What the hell..." Jarvis mutters under his breath.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Considering we're in the Abyss, 'the hell' is pretty accurate'
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