"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
Ilheia is flying around different domains and the human town, hanging off of things, jumping around, and just generally having a good time.
They'll see a man made of glass in a white suit turn into a fireball and zoom around the Oasis.
She smiles, starting to quickly fly following
It seems to notice you following, and starts soaring around things, playfully trying to keep ahead.
She follows the path exactly, smiling. As she gains speed, she starts spinning in the air, her long hair whipping around behind her
She quickly catches up to the fireball, and it elongates, forming back into the glass man. "Hello miss! Who're you?" He narrowly misses a passing bird.
She begins flying upside down, retaining the same speed despite the increased air resistance she should have "Call me Ilheia!! What about you?"
"I'm Melos, but if you wanna be friends, you can call me Mel!" He slows down to basically a stationary hover. "I just arrived here."
"Hiya, Mel!! Im pretty new here, too! Its only been a few days so far. Are you a god or a human?"
"Oh, I'm a demigod. I'm assuming you're a god/goddess?"
"Im technically a demigoddess, I guess, but Ive never really cared for classifications and titles, so I just call all of us gods, no matter the level!"
"That's a good view to have!" He smiles. "What are you the goddess of?"
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"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
“Why do you need sacrifice?” They look more and more disgusted by the second.
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
“Why do you need sacrifice?” They look more and more disgusted by the second.
The Chief in Yellow chuckles. "Because I'm not meant to be alive. I'm definitely not meant to be a god. Meat-packing isn't necessarily a job that teaches you to be a deity."
"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
“Why do you need sacrifice?” They look more and more disgusted by the second.
The Chief in Yellow chuckles. "Because I'm not meant to be alive. I'm definitely not meant to be a god. Meat-packing isn't necessarily a job that teaches you to be a deity."
“So you kill others just to remain alive?”
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
"My blessing to my people is immense endurance and the ability to enjoy simple pleasures. If they still manage to get tired, we can always postpone a celebration and hold a bigger one next time. After all, meat rots eventually, even if kept cold, and we produce a lot of it."
“What if they wish not to?”
"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
“Why do you need sacrifice?” They look more and more disgusted by the second.
The Chief in Yellow chuckles. "Because I'm not meant to be alive. I'm definitely not meant to be a god. Meat-packing isn't necessarily a job that teaches you to be a deity."
“So you kill others just to remain alive?”
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
Ilheia is flying around different domains and the human town, hanging off of things, jumping around, and just generally having a good time.
They'll see a man made of glass in a white suit turn into a fireball and zoom around the Oasis.
She smiles, starting to quickly fly following
It seems to notice you following, and starts soaring around things, playfully trying to keep ahead.
She follows the path exactly, smiling. As she gains speed, she starts spinning in the air, her long hair whipping around behind her
She quickly catches up to the fireball, and it elongates, forming back into the glass man. "Hello miss! Who're you?" He narrowly misses a passing bird.
She begins flying upside down, retaining the same speed despite the increased air resistance she should have "Call me Ilheia!! What about you?"
"I'm Melos, but if you wanna be friends, you can call me Mel!" He slows down to basically a stationary hover. "I just arrived here."
"Hiya, Mel!! Im pretty new here, too! Its only been a few days so far. Are you a god or a human?"
"Oh, I'm a demigod. I'm assuming you're a god/goddess?"
"Im technically a demigoddess, I guess, but Ive never really cared for classifications and titles, so I just call all of us gods, no matter the level!"
"That's a good view to have!" He smiles. "What are you the goddess of?"
"Dreams! Day dreams, sleeping dreams, and everything in between!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
“I am neither a god of life or death, but I may be able to make you an artifact.”
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
“I am neither a god of life or death, but I may be able to make you an artifact.”
"Excellent! I was... working on some plans for one..." He reaches for the shelf beside him with his shaking, withered hands. "A mechanical device to replace the missing parts of my body, constructed out of intricate and ornate enchanted gold. It will be mostly covered by clothing, but my left eye and hand will be unable to be covered up without specialized clothing."
He finally gets out the blueprint. "Here we are. My body is currently too weak to build it myself, but I can supply the parts."
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
“I am neither a god of life or death, but I may be able to make you an artifact.”
"Excellent! I was... working on some plans for one..." He reaches for the shelf beside him with his shaking, withered hands. "A mechanical device to replace the missing parts of my body, constructed out of intricate and ornate enchanted gold. It will be mostly covered by clothing, but my left eye and hand will be unable to be covered up without specialized clothing."
He finally gets out the blueprint. "Here we are. My body is currently too weak to build it myself, but I can supply the parts."
“You don’t need to supply the parts, and I can design clothing as well if you’d like. The clothing won’t be perfect, but it’ll work.”
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
“I am neither a god of life or death, but I may be able to make you an artifact.”
"Excellent! I was... working on some plans for one..." He reaches for the shelf beside him with his shaking, withered hands. "A mechanical device to replace the missing parts of my body, constructed out of intricate and ornate enchanted gold. It will be mostly covered by clothing, but my left eye and hand will be unable to be covered up without specialized clothing."
He finally gets out the blueprint. "Here we are. My body is currently too weak to build it myself, but I can supply the parts."
“You don’t need to supply the parts, and I can design clothing as well if you’d like. The clothing won’t be perfect, but it’ll work.”
"Ah, no, but thank you for the offer. I have some tailors that should be able to do the job while remaining within the bounds of my aesthetic." He offers the yellowed blueprints to Zeem.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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"No one is forced to attend, not even the decorators. The only thing they are required to do is eat some of the meat. No one currently has a need for 250 pig carcasses a day, so we have to use them ourselves."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"That's a good view to have!" He smiles. "What are you the goddess of?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“I appreciate that you don’t let anything go to waste, but why would you have so many dead pigs?”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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"I run on sacrifice. I require the shedding of blood to remain alive. Fortunately, I can create pigs en masse due to my divine domain. I can't quite get rid of them so easily, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Why do you need sacrifice?” They look more and more disgusted by the second.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
The Chief in Yellow chuckles. "Because I'm not meant to be alive. I'm definitely not meant to be a god. Meat-packing isn't necessarily a job that teaches you to be a deity."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“So you kill others just to remain alive?”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
"Pigs exclusively. And it's my people who send the pigs into machines that kill them humanely, butcher them, and pack them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
”I’m sure I could find another way to keep you alive.”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
*I’ll be on in a bit :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I would need the blessing of a god of life or death, or an artifact to sustain me. If I can get one of those three I'm set." Chuckles the throne-bound god.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Yay, Cynooo!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Dreams! Day dreams, sleeping dreams, and everything in between!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“I am neither a god of life or death, but I may be able to make you an artifact.”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
*Hello, I can fully be on now :)*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*yay hi!*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
"Excellent! I was... working on some plans for one..." He reaches for the shelf beside him with his shaking, withered hands. "A mechanical device to replace the missing parts of my body, constructed out of intricate and ornate enchanted gold. It will be mostly covered by clothing, but my left eye and hand will be unable to be covered up without specialized clothing."
He finally gets out the blueprint. "Here we are. My body is currently too weak to build it myself, but I can supply the parts."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Yayyy!!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“You don’t need to supply the parts, and I can design clothing as well if you’d like. The clothing won’t be perfect, but it’ll work.”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
"Ah, no, but thank you for the offer. I have some tailors that should be able to do the job while remaining within the bounds of my aesthetic." He offers the yellowed blueprints to Zeem.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels