I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A group of cultists have found the birthplace of their cannibal god. They have spent night after night praying and performing cruel rituals to summon their deity, but it has all come to naught. At least, so it seems...
Business is booming at 2-Story. Even their water tastes excellent! Tons of new customers flood in every day to try the suddenly supremely amazing food they serve. Actually, most restaurants and taverns share similar success stories. Ingredients are cheaper than ever due to bumper crops in just about every edible plant this year. Even meat is cheap for some reason. Even stranger, the quality has been increasing steadily even as the price plummets. If only these nightmares would go away, then everyone would be fine...
A large, chubby creature, resembling a black, furry humanoid in a crocodile mask, enters the coffee shop. He looks calm despite the crowd around him. His black cloak has depictions of overflowing chalices, gleaming cutlery, and steaming, covered platters, all wrought in golden thread.
A group of cultists have found the birthplace of their cannibal god. They have spent night after night praying and performing cruel rituals to summon their deity, but it has all come to naught. At least, so it seems...
Business is booming at 2-Story. Even their water tastes excellent! Tons of new customers flood in every day to try the suddenly supremely amazing food they serve. Actually, most restaurants and taverns share similar success stories. Ingredients are cheaper than ever due to bumper crops in just about every edible plant this year. Even meat is cheap for some reason. Even stranger, the quality has been increasing steadily even as the price plummets. If only these nightmares would go away, then everyone would be fine...
A large, chubby creature, resembling a black, furry humanoid in a crocodile mask, enters the coffee shop. He looks calm despite the crowd around him. His black cloak has depictions of overflowing chalices, gleaming cutlery, and steaming, covered platters, all wrought in golden thread.
Carl looks over at them from behind the counter. "Hello, welcome to the Tavern. Can I get you anything?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A large, chubby creature, resembling a black, furry humanoid in a crocodile mask, enters the coffee shop. He looks calm despite the crowd around him. His black cloak has depictions of overflowing chalices, gleaming cutlery, and steaming, covered platters, all wrought in golden thread.
Carl looks over at them from behind the counter. "Hello, welcome to the Tavern. Can I get you anything?"
The monster perks up, noticing that he's being addressed. "Ah, yes, I was hoping to get a nice iced coffee. If you have any specials, though, I would like to try one of those." He reaches into his purse with his big claws and pulls out some gold coins. Gleaming, black, exceedingly valuable-looking coins fall out of his claws and back into the bag.
*This guy is an "Emissary" flavorwise, but has the stats of a level 15 bard with five levels in a homebrew cook class. He also has a connection to a homebrew Elder Evil I made.*
A large, chubby creature, resembling a black, furry humanoid in a crocodile mask, enters the coffee shop. He looks calm despite the crowd around him. His black cloak has depictions of overflowing chalices, gleaming cutlery, and steaming, covered platters, all wrought in golden thread.
Carl looks over at them from behind the counter. "Hello, welcome to the Tavern. Can I get you anything?"
The monster perks up, noticing that he's being addressed. "Ah, yes, I was hoping to get a nice iced coffee. If you have any specials, though, I would like to try one of those." He reaches into his purse with his big claws and pulls out some gold coins. Gleaming, black, exceedingly valuable-looking coins fall out of his claws and back into the bag.
*This guy is an "Emissary" flavorwise, but has the stats of a level 15 bard with five levels in a homebrew cook class. He also has a connection to a homebrew Elder Evil I made.*
"Specials today are half price for any type of tea, and a free donut if you buy more than one cup." He eyes the coins.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The monster perks up, noticing that he's being addressed. "Ah, yes, I was hoping to get a nice iced coffee. If you have any specials, though, I would like to try one of those." He reaches into his purse with his big claws and pulls out some gold coins. Gleaming, black, exceedingly valuable-looking coins fall out of his claws and back into the bag.
*This guy is an "Emissary" flavorwise, but has the stats of a level 15 bard with five levels in a homebrew cook class. He also has a connection to a homebrew Elder Evil I made.*
"Specials today are half price for any type of tea, and a free donut if you buy more than one cup." He eyes the coins.
"Ooh! Do you happen to have chocolate tea?" The monster flips one of the black coins between its clawed fingers. Carl gets an intuitive sense that it must be worth about 100 gold.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
* a green-hooded figure saunters into the tavern, whistling, the clink of a sheathed sword accentuating a slight limp*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*you're sure that the figure isn't a man. You also ge a feeling that they're hiding something, and not as intimidating as they look.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Well, I mean, they clearly have it. They put it in their coffees. Milk is often cheaper than coffee, cause it's a condiment.
*that's true. You can try it out irl*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Im gonna need some time to myself if you dont mind."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*hi*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Hi. I have to go soon, but maybe later or over the weekend you want to continue the rp with the hooded figure and Angelique?*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing too, but I’m not much of an artist.
A group of cultists have found the birthplace of their cannibal god. They have spent night after night praying and performing cruel rituals to summon their deity, but it has all come to naught. At least, so it seems...
Business is booming at 2-Story. Even their water tastes excellent! Tons of new customers flood in every day to try the suddenly supremely amazing food they serve. Actually, most restaurants and taverns share similar success stories. Ingredients are cheaper than ever due to bumper crops in just about every edible plant this year. Even meat is cheap for some reason. Even stranger, the quality has been increasing steadily even as the price plummets. If only these nightmares would go away, then everyone would be fine...
A large, chubby creature, resembling a black, furry humanoid in a crocodile mask, enters the coffee shop. He looks calm despite the crowd around him. His black cloak has depictions of overflowing chalices, gleaming cutlery, and steaming, covered platters, all wrought in golden thread.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Hello*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Hey, it's the Dragonslayer/Spiderking/Drummerboy!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Carl looks over at them from behind the counter. "Hello, welcome to the Tavern. Can I get you anything?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The monster perks up, noticing that he's being addressed. "Ah, yes, I was hoping to get a nice iced coffee. If you have any specials, though, I would like to try one of those." He reaches into his purse with his big claws and pulls out some gold coins. Gleaming, black, exceedingly valuable-looking coins fall out of his claws and back into the bag.
*This guy is an "Emissary" flavorwise, but has the stats of a level 15 bard with five levels in a homebrew cook class. He also has a connection to a homebrew Elder Evil I made.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Specials today are half price for any type of tea, and a free donut if you buy more than one cup." He eyes the coins.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Ooh! Do you happen to have chocolate tea?" The monster flips one of the black coins between its clawed fingers. Carl gets an intuitive sense that it must be worth about 100 gold.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
* can my character cut in?*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*I've got not problem with it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
* a green-hooded figure saunters into the tavern, whistling, the clink of a sheathed sword accentuating a slight limp*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The monster turns its head to look at the man, then looks away so as not to be rude.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*roll me perception*
*the figure sits down at the bar and orders in a strange voice. Even though you can hear the words, It has no characteristics or features*
Milk, please.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Perception: 9
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*you're sure that the figure isn't a man. You also ge a feeling that they're hiding something, and not as intimidating as they look.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The bulky monster shuffles over. "I've never tried to order milk from a coffee shop before. I might try that someday."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Well, I mean, they clearly have it. They put it in their coffees. Milk is often cheaper than coffee, cause it's a condiment.
*that's true. You can try it out irl*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*why not just....go home and drink your own milk?
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!