Ingredient prices have been cut in half again. Beasts grow plump and calm as strange plants grow, producing hot meals for those in need. However, this isn't enough to satisfy the people and animals, who are now eating and drinking far more than they should be able to without rupturing organs, despite the fact that they seem to be, if anything, healthier than before. People also sleep far longer than before, despite not getting tired as easily, and they have such vivid dreams that sometimes they are hard to distinguish from the strange reality we now live in.
The black monster is back, now even bigger than before. He's picking at his 13th chocolate croissant.
*Sorry I almost missed this*
Carl seems happy, with the prices going down. He looks over at the monster. "You like those, don't you?"
The beast sighs. "Yeah, they help me feel better when I'm upset. Plus, with the lowering prices and increasing quality, they're even better than I remember." It looks up. "Do you think I've been having too big of an impact on this place? I mean, this isn't my world anymore, and I was wondering if what I'm doing is ethically sound."
Ingredient prices have been cut in half again. Beasts grow plump and calm as strange plants grow, producing hot meals for those in need. However, this isn't enough to satisfy the people and animals, who are now eating and drinking far more than they should be able to without rupturing organs, despite the fact that they seem to be, if anything, healthier than before. People also sleep far longer than before, despite not getting tired as easily, and they have such vivid dreams that sometimes they are hard to distinguish from the strange reality we now live in.
The black monster is back, now even bigger than before. He's picking at his 13th chocolate croissant.
*Sorry I almost missed this*
Carl seems happy, with the prices going down. He looks over at the monster. "You like those, don't you?"
The beast sighs. "Yeah, they help me feel better when I'm upset. Plus, with the lowering prices and increasing quality, they're even better than I remember." It looks up. "Do you think I've been having too big of an impact on this place? I mean, this isn't my world anymore, and I was wondering if what I'm doing is ethically sound."
"...You're doing this?"
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The beast sighs. "Yeah, they help me feel better when I'm upset. Plus, with the lowering prices and increasing quality, they're even better than I remember." It looks up. "Do you think I've been having too big of an impact on this place? I mean, this isn't my world anymore, and I was wondering if what I'm doing is ethically sound."
"...You're doing this?"
"Well... yeah. Yeah, I tried to find a way to put it more nicely, but yeah, I'm the one doing this. I don't really have an excuse, but... well, I didn't ask to be summoned."
“Are we staying h-here for your break or heading out? I’d like to c-come with you.” Sonya looks away from Juliet, embarrassed.
"O-oh, I really don't mind. I usually, um, go and sit on the bench on the hill outside for my breaks. B-but you're the one buying me a drink, so it should be your choice." She's embarrassed herself, and embarrassed that Sonya looked away.
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The beast sighs. "Yeah, they help me feel better when I'm upset. Plus, with the lowering prices and increasing quality, they're even better than I remember." It looks up. "Do you think I've been having too big of an impact on this place? I mean, this isn't my world anymore, and I was wondering if what I'm doing is ethically sound."
"...You're doing this?"
"Well... yeah. Yeah, I tried to find a way to put it more nicely, but yeah, I'm the one doing this. I don't really have an excuse, but... well, I didn't ask to be summoned."
"...How?"
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“Are we staying h-here for your break or heading out? I’d like to c-come with you.” Sonya looks away from Juliet, embarrassed.
"O-oh, I really don't mind. I usually, um, go and sit on the bench on the hill outside for my breaks. B-but you're the one buying me a drink, so it should be your choice." She's embarrassed herself, and embarrassed that Sonya looked away.
”I’ll come with. The f-fresh air will do me some good.”
Sonya walks up to one of the other staff members and buys Juliet a coffee and and himself a nice danish.
“Are we staying h-here for your break or heading out? I’d like to c-come with you.” Sonya looks away from Juliet, embarrassed.
"O-oh, I really don't mind. I usually, um, go and sit on the bench on the hill outside for my breaks. B-but you're the one buying me a drink, so it should be your choice." She's embarrassed herself, and embarrassed that Sonya looked away.
”I’ll come with. The f-fresh air will do me some good.”
Sonya walks up to one of the other staff members and buys Juliet a coffee and and himself a nice danish.
Juliet smiles as he does so. She thanks him again when he comes back. "You know where the bench is? Its nice, if you haven't been there before."
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Oslo is telling a story about a time when Hamy jumped into a river trying to catch a stick. "The water went everywhere, we all go soaked by his splashing. But Hamy got the stick."
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The beast sighs. "Yeah, they help me feel better when I'm upset. Plus, with the lowering prices and increasing quality, they're even better than I remember." It looks up. "Do you think I've been having too big of an impact on this place? I mean, this isn't my world anymore, and I was wondering if what I'm doing is ethically sound."
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“Thank you miss. May I ask h-how long you have worked h-here… Juliet?” He swirls his coffee gently, and takes another sip.
”You do look pretty young, but everyone is different. If you want to travel, by all means travel.”
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"...You're doing this?"
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"Funny you asked actually." She smiles warmly. "Today is my one year anniversary."
They smile, tilting their head slightly as they grow to like Neki a little more. "That's why I'm here, I guess."
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“Well congrats. I-I can buy you a drink in commemoration of that if you w-would like.” He smiles at her.
”Well, I wish you the best of luck with your travels.”
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She blushes a little, but mostly smiles. "Aw, that's really nice of you. I was thinking of taking my break, so I'd love that."
"Thank you very much." He finishes his drink, and then heads back out towards the door.
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“Are we staying h-here for your break or heading out? I’d like to c-come with you.” Sonya looks away from Juliet, embarrassed.
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psychopath ^-^
"Well... yeah. Yeah, I tried to find a way to put it more nicely, but yeah, I'm the one doing this. I don't really have an excuse, but... well, I didn't ask to be summoned."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"O-oh, I really don't mind. I usually, um, go and sit on the bench on the hill outside for my breaks. B-but you're the one buying me a drink, so it should be your choice." She's embarrassed herself, and embarrassed that Sonya looked away.
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*Pavano is outside with Sheela, Zen is drinking coffee*
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Theren is out hunting in the woods.
Phoenix is prepping his weapons.
Leo is dozing off near a newly fixed Festus
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"...How?"
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He sees Echo taking a walk
psychopath ^-^
Theren freezes in his tracks and starts to rapidly back up
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”I’ll come with. The f-fresh air will do me some good.”
Sonya walks up to one of the other staff members and buys Juliet a coffee and and himself a nice danish.
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Juliet smiles as he does so. She thanks him again when he comes back. "You know where the bench is? Its nice, if you haven't been there before."
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Flint is hanging out with Oslo, chatting
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Oslo is telling a story about a time when Hamy jumped into a river trying to catch a stick. "The water went everywhere, we all go soaked by his splashing. But Hamy got the stick."
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