The meal is almost entirely gone, as is the sunlight. "Ah, I haven't felt this good in centuries. Tell me, Poppers, have you ever tasted... a god? They are so difficult to prepare, but, they are, as they say, divine."
Szerucharz, Butcher of Gods, slowly stands up to his 25-ft height. He looks up. "Sorry about the sunlight. I needed some extra energy, and moving my true body in front of the sun helped a lot. What you see before you is just my... let's say a taste bud. Good for tasting small things when there isn't a reason to eat a planet, or, like in this case, a reason not to eat a planet."
Poppers gave a little nod and skittered over to Krich who seemed to be asleep maybe? An arm drew inside his carapace and brought forth a little stone, kinda like pumice. Poppers took it and ran over to Szerucharz, handing it to him.
Brutus chuckled "Astral elves tend to be a pain in our arse so we did what one would normally do when they want revenge. We took some of their God from them."
"How interesting... I prefer it fresh, though." The sunlight slowly filters back in as the planet moves away. Szerucharz examines the stone. "How long have you had this? The divine power is almost gone! Well, relative to how it would be fresh, I mean. Sorry, I have a bit of a one-track mind. Kinda the standard for Elder Evils."
The meal is almost entirely gone, as is the sunlight. "Ah, I haven't felt this good in centuries. Tell me, Poppers, have you ever tasted... a god? They are so difficult to prepare, but, they are, as they say, divine."
Szerucharz, Butcher of Gods, slowly stands up to his 25-ft height. He looks up. "Sorry about the sunlight. I needed some extra energy, and moving my true body in front of the sun helped a lot. What you see before you is just my... let's say a taste bud. Good for tasting small things when there isn't a reason to eat a planet, or, like in this case, a reason not to eat a planet."
Poppers gave a little nod and skittered over to Krich who seemed to be asleep maybe? An arm drew inside his carapace and brought forth a little stone, kinda like pumice. Poppers took it and ran over to Szerucharz, handing it to him.
Brutus chuckled "Astral elves tend to be a pain in our arse so we did what one would normally do when they want revenge. We took some of their God from them."
"How interesting... I prefer it fresh, though." The sunlight slowly filters back in as the planet moves away. Szerucharz examines the stone. "How long have you had this? The divine power is almost gone! Well, relative to how it would be fresh, I mean. Sorry, I have a bit of a one-track mind. Kinda the standard for Elder Evils."
"About fifty years now." Krich chimes in telepathically "We got it after Brutus's battalion was killed by the elves. Revenge as he says..." Krich wavers his antenna about before sighing "I don't like revenge like that.."
Brutus chuckled "My friend, I know, but if they are going to take my friends, I'll take some of their God." He sighs deeply "but your right, revenge is pathetic in ways. It makes a man lesser and lesser man worse."
It’s a little rough but you are able to get it pretty accurate. When you stand up to inspect your work you realize the skeleton is missing its right leg from the knee down. “My leg… my leg… I had forgotten… my leg was… eaten… by a… dog long ago… I need… a new… leg.”
The meal is almost entirely gone, as is the sunlight. "Ah, I haven't felt this good in centuries. Tell me, Poppers, have you ever tasted... a god? They are so difficult to prepare, but, they are, as they say, divine."
Szerucharz, Butcher of Gods, slowly stands up to his 25-ft height. He looks up. "Sorry about the sunlight. I needed some extra energy, and moving my true body in front of the sun helped a lot. What you see before you is just my... let's say a taste bud. Good for tasting small things when there isn't a reason to eat a planet, or, like in this case, a reason not to eat a planet."
Poppers gave a little nod and skittered over to Krich who seemed to be asleep maybe? An arm drew inside his carapace and brought forth a little stone, kinda like pumice. Poppers took it and ran over to Szerucharz, handing it to him.
Brutus chuckled "Astral elves tend to be a pain in our arse so we did what one would normally do when they want revenge. We took some of their God from them."
"How interesting... I prefer it fresh, though." The sunlight slowly filters back in as the planet moves away. Szerucharz examines the stone. "How long have you had this? The divine power is almost gone! Well, relative to how it would be fresh, I mean. Sorry, I have a bit of a one-track mind. Kinda the standard for Elder Evils."
"About fifty years now." Krich chimes in telepathically "We got it after Brutus's battalion was killed by the elves. Revenge as he says..." Krich wavers his antenna about before sighing "I don't like revenge like that.."
Brutus chuckled "My friend, I know, but if they are going to take my friends, I'll take some of their God." He sighs deeply "but your right, revenge is pathetic in ways. It makes a man lesser and lesser man worse."
"Vengeance is... well, you put it better than I could. I'm sorry for your loss. Now, do you know of any particularly evil gods that you wouldn't mind losing? I'm looking for a dessert, and I feel like some Evil would be an excellent compliment to the meal."
You place the skull on the shoulders and with a rattle and a creak the skeleton rises shakily. It tests its junk foot a little before nodding, “Yes… it’ll do… thank you.”
The meal is almost entirely gone, as is the sunlight. "Ah, I haven't felt this good in centuries. Tell me, Poppers, have you ever tasted... a god? They are so difficult to prepare, but, they are, as they say, divine."
Szerucharz, Butcher of Gods, slowly stands up to his 25-ft height. He looks up. "Sorry about the sunlight. I needed some extra energy, and moving my true body in front of the sun helped a lot. What you see before you is just my... let's say a taste bud. Good for tasting small things when there isn't a reason to eat a planet, or, like in this case, a reason not to eat a planet."
Poppers gave a little nod and skittered over to Krich who seemed to be asleep maybe? An arm drew inside his carapace and brought forth a little stone, kinda like pumice. Poppers took it and ran over to Szerucharz, handing it to him.
Brutus chuckled "Astral elves tend to be a pain in our arse so we did what one would normally do when they want revenge. We took some of their God from them."
"How interesting... I prefer it fresh, though." The sunlight slowly filters back in as the planet moves away. Szerucharz examines the stone. "How long have you had this? The divine power is almost gone! Well, relative to how it would be fresh, I mean. Sorry, I have a bit of a one-track mind. Kinda the standard for Elder Evils."
"About fifty years now." Krich chimes in telepathically "We got it after Brutus's battalion was killed by the elves. Revenge as he says..." Krich wavers his antenna about before sighing "I don't like revenge like that.."
Brutus chuckled "My friend, I know, but if they are going to take my friends, I'll take some of their God." He sighs deeply "but your right, revenge is pathetic in ways. It makes a man lesser and lesser man worse."
"Vengeance is... well, you put it better than I could. I'm sorry for your loss. Now, do you know of any particularly evil gods that you wouldn't mind losing? I'm looking for a dessert, and I feel like some Evil would be an excellent compliment to the meal."
Brutus chuckles "You and us will become friends, I know it." He laughs brightly before thinking "Bane is one that has been a thorn but you can't have war with the good and bad... Even if some see death as evil, will still need death gods... I know! Venca! He is a harbour of secrets when honesty should always be first."
Krich tilts his head and telepathically agrees "I am more on the side of the Undead Queen of the Githyanki. I understand she is no god but she took my race hostage. I cannot forgive those who imprison others."
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
He has seen lots of skeletons before, but he hasn't got much practice
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"How interesting... I prefer it fresh, though." The sunlight slowly filters back in as the planet moves away. Szerucharz examines the stone. "How long have you had this? The divine power is almost gone! Well, relative to how it would be fresh, I mean. Sorry, I have a bit of a one-track mind. Kinda the standard for Elder Evils."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"About fifty years now." Krich chimes in telepathically "We got it after Brutus's battalion was killed by the elves. Revenge as he says..." Krich wavers his antenna about before sighing "I don't like revenge like that.."
Brutus chuckled "My friend, I know, but if they are going to take my friends, I'll take some of their God." He sighs deeply "but your right, revenge is pathetic in ways. It makes a man lesser and lesser man worse."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
It’s a little rough but you are able to get it pretty accurate. When you stand up to inspect your work you realize the skeleton is missing its right leg from the knee down.
“My leg… my leg… I had forgotten… my leg was… eaten… by a… dog long ago… I need… a new… leg.”
'Um, alright, I'll see what I can do'
He searches the nearby bins for any bones, and tries to use them
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Vengeance is... well, you put it better than I could. I'm sorry for your loss. Now, do you know of any particularly evil gods that you wouldn't mind losing? I'm looking for a dessert, and I feel like some Evil would be an excellent compliment to the meal."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*You can use whatever you want. If Flint had to provide someone with a prosthetic leg, what would he use?*
*Flint would totally use garbage*
'Any better?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
You place the skull on the shoulders and with a rattle and a creak the skeleton rises shakily. It tests its junk foot a little before nodding, “Yes… it’ll do… thank you.”
'Thanks! Now what'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Now… I will… dance…” the skeleton extends its bony hand as an invitation and it smiles a wide smile.
Brutus chuckles "You and us will become friends, I know it." He laughs brightly before thinking "Bane is one that has been a thorn but you can't have war with the good and bad... Even if some see death as evil, will still need death gods... I know! Venca! He is a harbour of secrets when honesty should always be first."
Krich tilts his head and telepathically agrees "I am more on the side of the Undead Queen of the Githyanki. I understand she is no god but she took my race hostage. I cannot forgive those who imprison others."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Hello*
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
*Morning!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*morning*
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
*How are ya?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*bit pissed ngl*
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
*valid, hope you feel better soon*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*hopefully, how are you?*
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
*Good thanks! Had a test this morning, pretty sure I failed, but keeping spirits high anyways*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.