"Where's that money gonna go? I don't care if you need to sleep or not, you need time to buy things. And reducing the pay isn't an option. We are an equal opportunity company, and if I have to potentially tarnish that reputation to get you onboard I'd rather not have you. If the problem is taxes, we have tax services available. If the deal isn't perfect enough for you, well, it was nice meeting you."
She giggles "Don't make me lower myself down to 50 gold." She teased.
"180 gold a week. 24 hours a day. Free lunches. Dental care but not Health, no point in me having that. No special treatment. Some dangerous jobs." She extends a hand.
"...fine, but if I catch flak from the media for this, I'm blaming you for it." He shakes her hand firmly, two pumps. Very formal. "Welcome to the family."
He doesn't smile and certainly doesn't acknowledge any sort of humor.
'I can see that now! It's a great improvement on the original, for sure!'
"Naturally. Devils are hyper-focused on approval from their superiors. I don't care for such things. That's why I'm the big man. Less red tape."
'Devils suck'
"They know some tricks, though. But yes, they have far too many issues to be efficient. I prefer Yugoloths myself."
'I prefer... rats. Rats are cool'
"Resourceful little creatures. Clever too. Too clever. I'm fine with them until they start spreading disease and competing with sapients for space. Then they have to go. I have the same opinions on lots of creatures. Once they start making demands, I typically start exterminating. It's the principal of the thing, you know?"
'I can see that now! It's a great improvement on the original, for sure!'
"Naturally. Devils are hyper-focused on approval from their superiors. I don't care for such things. That's why I'm the big man. Less red tape."
'Devils suck'
"They know some tricks, though. But yes, they have far too many issues to be efficient. I prefer Yugoloths myself."
'I prefer... rats. Rats are cool'
"Resourceful little creatures. Clever too. Too clever. I'm fine with them until they start spreading disease and competing with sapients for space. Then they have to go. I have the same opinions on lots of creatures. Once they start making demands, I typically start exterminating. It's the principal of the thing, you know?"
'Can't say I do. Then again, I've never had to'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Resourceful little creatures. Clever too. Too clever. I'm fine with them until they start spreading disease and competing with sapients for space. Then they have to go. I have the same opinions on lots of creatures. Once they start making demands, I typically start exterminating. It's the principal of the thing, you know?"
'Can't say I do. Then again, I've never had to'
"Fair point. Most people never have to fight a dragon, let alone stomp out an infestation of the things."
"Slaying implies that I killed them with my own hand. I've used guns once or twice, but it lost its appeal quickly. I've automated the process now. Intelligent zeppelins, tanks, and mechanical foot soldiers are fair game. The gods may have made us, but I've been working on making us equal."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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*hey guys!!! sorry i was gone!*
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
*heya, just repost of characters for others :)*
Theren is outside bundled up chopping wood.
Phoenix is drinking coffee and reading.
-open slot-
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"...fine, but if I catch flak from the media for this, I'm blaming you for it." He shakes her hand firmly, two pumps. Very formal. "Welcome to the family."
He doesn't smile and certainly doesn't acknowledge any sort of humor.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*hi!*
Flint is rummaging through a trash can
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"They know some tricks, though. But yes, they have far too many issues to be efficient. I prefer Yugoloths myself."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I GOTTA GO EVERYONE. FIRST DAY OF MY CASHIER JOB :3*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Good luck and godspeed my friend!!*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*YAY!!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I prefer... rats. Rats are cool'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*I'll see y'all tomorrow!!! Be safe my lovelies*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*You to!!*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Resourceful little creatures. Clever too. Too clever. I'm fine with them until they start spreading disease and competing with sapients for space. Then they have to go. I have the same opinions on lots of creatures. Once they start making demands, I typically start exterminating. It's the principal of the thing, you know?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I should go buy something at your store :3*
*bye lawrence! Stay safe!*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
'Can't say I do. Then again, I've never had to'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Fair point. Most people never have to fight a dragon, let alone stomp out an infestation of the things."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You're kidding, right? You've actually slayed dragons?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Oswald Grouper is tuning up what looks like a significantly less diabolic-looking hell engine.
Mr. Black is eating a strange salad with fat little worms in it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Theren looks over at the hell engine with a raised eyebrow.
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Slaying implies that I killed them with my own hand. I've used guns once or twice, but it lost its appeal quickly. I've automated the process now. Intelligent zeppelins, tanks, and mechanical foot soldiers are fair game. The gods may have made us, but I've been working on making us equal."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels