A small bronze kobold runs up and bites some scrap
"Ah, what the..." he says with a groan of annoyance.
She then takes it out of her mouth and breathes fire on it until it's red hot
"Huh...neat.."
"Thanks" she shapes it into a bucket and sets it down and starts taking Droids apart, tossing wires and anything that's not pure metal aside, occasionally throwing some useless things aside, in an oddly sorted way "OOOOH THE NOODLES HAVE METAL IN THEM!!!"
A small bronze kobold runs up and bites some scrap
"Ah, what the..." he says with a groan of annoyance.
She then takes it out of her mouth and breathes fire on it until it's red hot
"Huh...neat.."
"Thanks" she shapes it into a bucket and sets it down and starts taking Droids apart, tossing wires and anything that's not pure metal aside, occasionally throwing some useless things aside, in an oddly sorted way "OOOOH THE NOODLES HAVE METAL IN THEM!!!"
"You are a strange one....not as strange as the Wookies but still interesting." he says, scooping up the wires and throwing them into a pot of boiling lava.
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
A small bronze kobold runs up and bites some scrap
"Ah, what the..." he says with a groan of annoyance.
She then takes it out of her mouth and breathes fire on it until it's red hot
"Huh...neat.."
"Thanks" she shapes it into a bucket and sets it down and starts taking Droids apart, tossing wires and anything that's not pure metal aside, occasionally throwing some useless things aside, in an oddly sorted way "OOOOH THE NOODLES HAVE METAL IN THEM!!!"
"You are a strange one....not as strange as the Wookies but still interesting." he says, scooping up the wires and throwing them into a pot of boiling lava.
"Awwww.... I wanted to make art with those....' She looks like a little kid who had her toy taken away before she was done playing. Actually now that he looks closer, she probably is a little kid.
A small bronze kobold runs up and bites some scrap
"Ah, what the..." he says with a groan of annoyance.
She then takes it out of her mouth and breathes fire on it until it's red hot
"Huh...neat.."
"Thanks" she shapes it into a bucket and sets it down and starts taking Droids apart, tossing wires and anything that's not pure metal aside, occasionally throwing some useless things aside, in an oddly sorted way "OOOOH THE NOODLES HAVE METAL IN THEM!!!"
"You are a strange one....not as strange as the Wookies but still interesting." he says, scooping up the wires and throwing them into a pot of boiling lava.
"Awwww.... I wanted to make art with those....' She looks like a little kid who had her toy taken away before she was done playing. Actually now that he looks closer, she probably is a little kid.
"Sorry kid, standard droid scrapping protocol."
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'Nah, books are for reading, not for eating. Anyway, how are things?'
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The streak impacts, sitting dormant. Then, the front of it is blown off and an armored figure scrambles out of it.

"Things are good! I'm making my den nicer everyday!"
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
Droidbait raises his rifle. "State who you are!"
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'What's it like down there?'
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The figure pulls a weapon off a rack inside and dips behind the pod.
There is a click as he takes off the safety. "Hello?"
Ye old creator of characters
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"Thanks" she shapes it into a bucket and sets it down and starts taking Droids apart, tossing wires and anything that's not pure metal aside, occasionally throwing some useless things aside, in an oddly sorted way "OOOOH THE NOODLES HAVE METAL IN THEM!!!"
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
No response
"You are a strange one....not as strange as the Wookies but still interesting." he says, scooping up the wires and throwing them into a pot of boiling lava.
Ye old creator of characters
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Droidbait slowly walks forward, very cautious.
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"Nice, lots of stuff."
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
From the top of the pod, the soldier drops down, landing on droidbait feet first and holding a magnum to his head. "Drop it."
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"Awwww.... I wanted to make art with those....' She looks like a little kid who had her toy taken away before she was done playing. Actually now that he looks closer, she probably is a little kid.
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
Droidbait sighs and then ducks quickly, trying to knock the feet out from under the soldier.
STR: 29
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The soldier tumbles over but immediately rolls back up and takes a swing at Droidbait.
To hit: 30
Damage: 5
"Sorry kid, standard droid scrapping protocol."
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He quickly recovers from the glancing blow and laughs. "Oh this should be fun." he then takes a swing and a shot at the soldier
Attack: 26 Damage: 18
Attack: 13 Damage: 20
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