The rosebush walks into the tavern, orders a mixture of blood, mud, and vinegar, and climbs up onto a barstool.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
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"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
'Everything ok?'
"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
The rosebush walks into the tavern, orders a mixture of blood, mud, and vinegar, and climbs up onto a barstool.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
"...Where you from?"
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"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
'Everything ok?'
"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
"And, um, is there a reason I just told you all that?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
The rosebush walks into the tavern, orders a mixture of blood, mud, and vinegar, and climbs up onto a barstool.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
"...Where you from?"
Two of the branches extend to the sides, and it gives a sort of shrug. Carl gets the impression that the rosebush isn't capable of speech.
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"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
'Everything ok?'
"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
"And, um, is there a reason I just told you all that?"
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
The rosebush walks into the tavern, orders a mixture of blood, mud, and vinegar, and climbs up onto a barstool.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
"...Where you from?"
Two of the branches extend to the sides, and it gives a sort of shrug. Carl gets the impression that the rosebush isn't capable of speech.
"ah." he nods. He pulls out a nice crystal glass, a favourite of his with elvish carvings around the bottom, and begins to polish it with a white cloth. A common bartenders skill, to make the customer feel more comfortable, as the bartender isn't just standing there with nothing to do.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
'Everything ok?'
"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
"And, um, is there a reason I just told you all that?"
'I don't know?'
"oh." She seems really confused, she's not sure how she got into this situation.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
'Everything ok?'
"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
"And, um, is there a reason I just told you all that?"
'I don't know?'
"oh." She seems really confused, she's not sure how she got into this situation.
The rosebush walks into the tavern, orders a mixture of blood, mud, and vinegar, and climbs up onto a barstool.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
"...Where you from?"
Two of the branches extend to the sides, and it gives a sort of shrug. Carl gets the impression that the rosebush isn't capable of speech.
"ah." he nods. He pulls out a nice crystal glass, a favourite of his with elvish carvings around the bottom, and begins to polish it with a white cloth. A common bartenders skill, to make the customer feel more comfortable, as the bartender isn't just standing there with nothing to do.
Once the rosebush finishes its drink, it drops down from the barstool and shuffles outside. It heads down an alley, opens up a manhole, and drops into the sewers, closing the manhole behind it.
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"mhm!" She nods. Then she pauses, as if wondering why she's telling Flint all this.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Carl, curious, brings over the requested drink.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Everything ok?'
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"Yeah, I'm just... who are you, exactly?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It extends a branch, and a flower on the end blooms to reveal a chunk of gold. It grabs the drink with another branch and uses a root to drink it, with a very cartoonish slurping sound.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
'The name's Flint. I'm a local scavenger. Maybe I'm annoying, and apparently I smell bad, but if ya stick around long enough, you'll get used to me. Who are you?'
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"...Where you from?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"And, um, is there a reason I just told you all that?"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
(hello)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Two of the branches extend to the sides, and it gives a sort of shrug. Carl gets the impression that the rosebush isn't capable of speech.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Hey moon!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'I don't know?'
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(how are you)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
"ah." he nods. He pulls out a nice crystal glass, a favourite of his with elvish carvings around the bottom, and begins to polish it with a white cloth. A common bartenders skill, to make the customer feel more comfortable, as the bartender isn't just standing there with nothing to do.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"oh." She seems really confused, she's not sure how she got into this situation.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Good! Yourself?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Is something the matter?'
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Once the rosebush finishes its drink, it drops down from the barstool and shuffles outside. It heads down an alley, opens up a manhole, and drops into the sewers, closing the manhole behind it.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Ember is drinking coffee in the cafe
Bonsai is investigating alloys 'den'
Alloy is playing a violin in the town square
Olive is eating a raw, freshly killed chicken in the Forrest
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
'Hey Bonsai, what ya doing in there?'
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